5 funny questions. im bored

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How can there be self-help GROUPS?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

How do you tell when...

you run out of invisible ink?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Haha I also got some good ones...

* Why is there an entry for the word 'dictionary' in a dictionary?
* How does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Does fuzzy logic tickle?
* What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
* If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
* Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
* How can the words 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean the opposite?
* Why is 11 not pronounced as 'onety one'?
* If the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
* Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

* If yesterday were today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?
* Can you cry under water?
* Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
* Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
* What came first, the hen or the egg?
* If God dropped acid, would he see people?
* Why do feet smell and noses run?
* What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
* Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, sleep like a baby?

* What does financial independence mean? Is it about having millions or simply being able to have a holiday without worrying about how to pay for it?

* What do you believe is the greatest unsolved mystery of all?
* Are you happy?
* If a book on 'How to achieve success?' is a failure, is it a success?
* What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?
* What is your first memory about money?
* If nothing is perfect, how can practice make man perfect?

Haha I think they're pretty good =]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
infants dont remember infancy, and it depends on wether the adaults enjoyed the sex or not

How can there be self-help GROUPS?
getting advice from other people with thre same problem first is one of the best ways to 'help yourself

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
they can be, but usually not as often

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
honesty isnt always the best policy

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
the ink itself isnt invisible, usually just clear

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
no, obviously

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
my guess is yes because you can have fun as an infant and and adult

How can there be self-help GROUPS?
there can be because in a group its better to help yourself and others

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
because noone wants to call them

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
you dont. meaning you have to lie. everyone lies atleast 15 times in life

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
when the liquit stops coming out

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
nope