Why hello there! Merry Met! *offers hand*
Would you like some tea? *offers tea and CRUMPETS (because she is a sucker for crumpets)*

Just kidding people, I'm really not that odd...well...not really really all that TERRIBLY odd.

Lols, just kidding people. I'm harmless. See? *holds up bare hands* Nothing. I'm just friendly, because I like to say "Hello~" To everyone that I think have come up with really good theories and/or ideas.

The name's, Ashe, aka, Circius. Pleasure to meet cha! Add me if you want, there's a button right there *points*, and please, please, PLEASE, don't hesitate to ask me any questions. I'd like to help answer. XDD

About me? Hah-there's not much to say about me in terms that would be generally comprehendable to normal people. But to those of you who get to know me, you'll find I'm straight and to the point, somewhat literal, and that I try to help people as much as I can.

I'm an out-of-the-broom-closet Wiccan, writer, singer, rain-dancer and actor (when time allows); I tend to overthink a lot of things, philosphize about tiny things, and I like confuzing my mind with riddles, SOOoo...I think I'll torture a few of you with them. Think about it:

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in wherever you go when you die (if you're into that), do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

****Oh, also, please note that everything I type up or post on here is mine, copyrighted and protected, blah, blah blah. If I see my advice posted places underneath someone else's name (trust me, I've seen it before)...let's just say it won't be pretty, and leave it at that~ Have a nice day! ^.~****