xylitolisluxurious's Advice

• How to give a good handjob this way?
  just think of creative ways just dont pull to hard or push too hard, it hurts a lot, its like a guy giving you a titty twister
  
  
• Why doesnt my boyfriend cum?
  because he jerks off too much and maybe he ran outta C..UM :O lol
  
  
• How dumb do I look?
  lol you look like happy buddha
  
  
• Why don't my questions show up?
  xox?
  
  
• Do you guys think soccer is a queer sport?
  well not every soccer players looks like david beckham =O
  
  
• What are some good quotes?
  What chu talkin 'bout willis?!- Gary Coleman that midget's quote cracks me up :] <3 gary coleman
  
  
• How do you stop your hair from curling?
  buy a goat so that it eats the curling hair :O
  
  
• How to gain weight within a month?
  tats easy. EAT AND EAT AND EAT then go to the gym and work it :] AND EAT
  
  
• Do you like the new Chris Brown song?
  nah his voice is too like feminine
  
  
• Do you think homophobia and racism is due to ignorance? (0%)
  hell no!!! gays just suk
  
  
• What foods can I eat to make my breast grow?
  breast food
  
  
• Should I do this science project on myself?
  lol jaredboom you spell specific wrong twice XD First supific, then spicific XD
  
  
• How to get my Mother to stop making me feel so bad? (0%)
  my mom does that too moms are biches well not all just make her feel bad :O
  
  
• Don't you think FunAdvice needs a spell check?
  cap locks make you sound angry lol
  
  
• Why do guys tell me the stuff they do?
  :]
  
  
• Why do guys tell me the stuff they do?
  :]
  
  
• Is it OK to be athiest? (0%)
  no its not okay
  
  
• How to become anorexic?
  anorexia is bad... its basically starving yourself
  
  
• Don't you think FunAdvice needs a spell check?
  I c I c
  
  
• Whats the best type of gum out there?
  I think stride > Orbit!!! >xO!!!
  
  
• Why am I so short?
  normal height?
  
  
• Should I ask her out? (0%)
  Are you a lesbian?
  
  
• Is my penis small?
  dude mines only 4 inches >_<;
  
  
• How do children get cigarettes?
  why so shocked how old are u
  
  
• Whats like the best part time job ever?
  hey funky fish I think being a ninja would be better
  
  
• What do you think of my poem?
  hey someone else wrote this poem before, because I remember it -_- same exact words if I recall correctly
  
  
• Is an escort service like prostitution?
  I wonder who would hire you lol
  
  
• How to maintain higher grades?
  STUDY
  
  
• Have you kept your resolution for the New Year?
  im trying its so dam hard im pissing my self off
  
  
• Can blind people see in their dreams? (0%)
  ASK A BLIND PERSON FOOL