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  • Tounge rings sexy or trashy?
    Thank you very much cheerleader51. It's always good to hear someone say they're a fan of your advice. Thanks for the respect. :)

  • Is it possible to ground a grown woman?
    Wow... who the f*ck did that math up there?! O.o Maybe they misread something in the question or were drunk/half asleep when they posted it? Or maybe they even f*cked the math up on purpose just for the hell of it to see if someone would catch it and c...

  • Happy Birthday Ericson!
    Happy birthday and thanks for all you do! I hope your day is extra awesome :)

  • Heavy Metal and black people
    No not at all. Why would it be? A person's race has nothing to do with music. Anyone can listen to whatever music they want to. Don't worry about what others think - listen to what you like. Metal rules :)

  • Tokio Hotel
    I like them, they have some awesome songs.

  • Should race have anything to do wit what music you listen to?
    Absolutely not. A person's race has nothing to do with what type of music they like. Listen to whatever you want to and don't worry about what others think.

  • I need new music, I like emo/scremo/punk and really anything.
    These are some of my favorite bands. If you haven't checked them out then you should because they're all really kicka*s - As I Lay Dying Aiden Slipknot Bullet For My Valentine All That Remains From First To Last The Used Hawthorne Heig...

  • How do you sing screamo without hurting your throat?
    Screaming is only bad for you if you don't know what your doing. As long as you do it right, it shouldn't be a problem. Follow my tips for screaming and you should do just fine - First off, there's more to it than just screaming. You have to know HO...

  • I need new music to listen to... !!
    Tokio Hotel, Boys Like Girls and Paramore are all 3 good bands. Here are some other bands that you should really check out if you haven't - As I Lay Dying Aiden Atreyu Slipknot Bullet For My Valentine All That Remains From First To Last...

  • what is this awesome song called?
    Captainassassin is right... and yes, that's a really good song.

  • songs about best friendships with guys.
    You'll Always Be My Best Friend - Relient K

  • I can't remember the band...
    What does it look like? I can maybe help you out if you give a little more detail...

  • Other types of music.
    Tokio Hotel and Cinema Bizarre are my 2 favorite German bands.

  • Where to buy band merchandise?
    Hot Topic, the band's website *usually bands have merch stores/links on their pages*, Rockabilia.com, Spencer's.

  • What is classified as rape ?
    Rape is any form of unwanted sexual conduct. It can happen to a guy OR girl. Age doesn't matter either - rape is rape and no means no.

  • bored so I want to ask random questions
    1. your name - Holly 2.got a phone - no cell phone yet, but I hope I'll get one really soon. 3. what kind - 4. what country live in - USA 5. what is one place you want to go - Different states in the USA, Finland, the UK. 6. favorite name - Aiden,...

  • Sending cigarettes in the mail.
    I'd say it's probably legal. I mean it's not like your sending illegal drugs through the mail. But like thedude said, your best bet would be to call your local post office and ask them. If it wasn't legal and you did it and were caught, you could get y...

  • I used to be ___, but im not anymore
    Happy, but I'm not anymore because some jackass pissed me off massively...

  • about Marilyn Manson
    Um no... this is just another bullsh*t rumor that some stupid idiot made up because they have nothing better to do with their time.

  • Demmi lovato
    Agreed 100% with youcancallmejess. Why does it matter how much she weighs or the size of pants she wears?

  • Pericing
    The pain will depend on how well you handle pain. It won't be unbearable so I bet you'll be able to handle it. The price will depend on where you live and what the piercer's standards are. Call ahead of time to ask so you'll know what you can expect to...

  • Tongue piercings are they slutty?
    No piercing makes you slutty. Piercings are forms of body art and self expression. They don't have you any more or less attractive than you already are and have nothing to do with your sexual orientation or the kind of person you are. Your boyfriend ne...

  • piercings
    If you want it re-pierced, go to a professional. It shouldn't get infected as long as it's healed up all the way, you get in done professionally and then take care of it how your supposed to. Don't EVER do ANY piercing yourself. That's just stupid and ...

  • Can I can pierce my hips safely without purchasing the equiptment?
    To tl1424 - Yes, hip piercings exist. And to the asker of question - you DON'T pierce ANYTHING yourself. Only a true moron would even THINK about doing ANY piercing by their self. Piercings are meant to be done PROFESSIONALLY... no matter what. If...

  • Underwear sizing ?
    When buying thongs, it's usually a good idea to get a size bigger than what you usually wear in underwear. That'll make it more comfortable. So if you usually wear a size 7 in underwear, get a size 8 in a thong.

  • What sort of tattoo should I get for my 17th birthday?
    You can't expect someone else to answer this for you. You'll have to make the final call yourself. I can offer you a little help/advice though - Think of some things you like and are interested in. Do you think skulls are cool? Do you want to get so...

  • Does a tounge pericing hurt?
    That'll depend on how well you can handle pain. It won't be unbearable so I'd say you'll be able to handle it. As long as you have it done professionally and properly care for it, you won't have any issues. Keep in mind that if your under 18, you'll ne...

  • Dermal pericing
    The pain will depend on how well you handle pain. It's not going to be unbearabel, so I'm sure you'll be able to tolerate it. Call up local piercing places in your area and ask them if they could do it for you. You can also ask how much it'll cost sinc...

  • How to know what color makeup look good on me?
    Get a bunch of different kinds/colors and do some experimenting. Test out different color combos and see what ones you like the best.

  • anal bleaching
    Ok seriously - WHAT THE F*CK?! 1. How do you know what color you a*s is? 2. Why the hell does it matter?! Is someone REALLY going to go around and check to see if your a*s is darker/lighter than your other skin? And wouldn't bleaching your a*s hurt? I ...

  • Is it worth it to pierce yourself?
    NO it's NOT worth it AT ALL. If the lady you usually go to doesn't do septum piercings, then find a different professional who does.

  • How do you know if you have skin cancer?
    The first answer is great, but you can also look for these signs - Take note on your freckles and moles. Note their shape, size and coloring. Keep an eye on them regularly. If you notice them getting bigger, getting darker, and taking sort of an odd...

  • snake bites !
    The season you get a piercing in doesn't matter. Infection won't be a problem as long as you get them done professionally and take care of them properly. The price will depend on the place and their standards so just call ahead of time that way you'll ...

  • does it hurt to get your septum pierced? /:
    It depends on how well you can handle pain. It won't be unbearable so chances are you'll be able to handle it. People tend to be a bit over dramatic when it comes to stuff like this so don't pay any attention to any horror stories you hear. As long as ...

  • Do lip peircings close up on you?
    That would depend on how long you've had it. If you've only had it a week or something then yes, you'll need to leave it in all the time for a few months or else it'll close up really easily because it wouldn't be fully healed. If you've had it a few y...

  • how much a skinny jeans now
    I'm taking it you meant to type "How much ARE skinny jeans now?" and the answer to that is what everyone else has said - it just depends on where you buy them. Hot Topic is an amazing place to shop for skinny jeans. They have a good selection of types/...

  • which side should I get my eyebrow pierced on?
    Whichever side you want. It doesn't matter that you have a piercing in your left ear already. If you want your left eyebrow done, get it one that side. If you want the right side, get that side done. Don't let anyone tell you that having piercing on a ...

  • I want to be ready (100.00%)
    You can't exactly know for sure when it'll start. Every girl is different so no girl starts at the same time or has the same PMS signs/symptoms. Cramps are usually a good sign you'll be starting. Getting discharge is normal for all girls, even when the...

  • Would I look good with my lip pierced?
    Sure, it would look just fine. Piercings don't make you look any more or less attractive than you already are. It doesn't matter what other piercing(s) you have - you can have as many as you want wherever you want. It's your body so it's your choice. I...

  • Would I look good with lip piercing?
    Don't let other people make a choice like this for you. YOUR the one who has to make the final call. It's YOUR body so it's YOUR choice. No piercing will ever make you look any more or less attractive than you already are. If you want a lip piercing, g...

  • How old do you need to be to get these piercings?
    Not a problem. I'm glad I was able to help you out. If you need anything else, don't be afraid to ask me :)

  • how can I get them to shut up and get a new joke (EMO) (100.00%)
    Tell them to shut the f*ck up and get a life. Emo ISN'T about cutting. Cutting is a form of self harming and that has NOTHING to do with ANY stereotype. Emo is a music genre and style. Just ignore them, maybe they'll take the hint.

  • Is this a sign?
    hottidoll - Not ALL skinny girls are flat chested. I know this for a fact. I'm skinny and short *5`4 and not chubby/fat in and shape or form* and my current breast size is a 36C. Breasts aren't just fat - there's other types of tissue and muscles in th...

  • How old do you need to be to get these piercings?
    Explain to your mom the truth about piercings. Let her know that they're not how people make them out to be. Try to reason with her and maybe even beg/plead a little bit. If it doesn't work right away, keep trying. If it still doesn't work after severa...

  • Singing tips and exercises?
    Here are some helpful hints to improve your singing - Sing songs every day/night to help yourself get better. Also try exercises/scales... those will help amazingly. These are your 3, main warm ups that will REALLY help you out. 1) Breathing – Vo...

  • Are ball shaped piercings gay?
    This completely FALSE that person doesn't know what they're talking about. Piercings are for guys AND girls and have NOTHING to do with your sexual orientation. The type of earring you get doesn't make you gay either. If you only have one ear pierced, ...

  • How old do you need to be to get these piercings? (100.00%)
    The scars won't be noticeable at all. If you decide you don't want a piercing anymore later on all you have to do is take the jewelry out and never put it back in. Over time the hole will close up and that'll be that. Allow it to heal properly and you ...

  • Screamo Bands (100.00%)
    These are some of my favorite bands. They're all of the rock/emo/metal/screamo genres and are very awesome. If you haven't checked them out then you should - As I Lay Dying Aiden Atreyu Slipknot Bullet For My Valentine All That Remains F...

  • How old is amy lee?
    Her birthday is December 13, 1981. She will be 28 this year.

  • Lip piercing and snake bites?
    No, it wouldn't look dumb at all. If you want your lip pierced 3 times like that, go for it. I've seen many people with their lip pierced like that. It's really awesome looking. Don't worry about what others will think, it's none of their business. All...

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