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hey im jasmine.
i am very open minded.
and i love skateboarding!!
its pretty much all i do.
i am also a skateboard collector,
with around 66 in my collection so far.
i have 36 peircings, with more to come.
as well as that i make goth,horror and punk dolls, clothes, shoes, jewelrey, bags and just about everything else,
im also obsessed with the finnish band HIM.
i know a lot about a wide variety of subjects
so im just here to give you all advice really. :]
wudafxup1213's Advice
i ALWAYS SAY AGE iS JUST A NUMBER BUT SOMETHiNG DOESNT SOUND RiGHT..AND YOU LiKE JUST HiT PUBERTY DUDE..ALL THE CHiCKS HES BEEN WiTH EWWW..SORRY BUT i LEARNED TO MOST DUDES YOUR FRESH MEAT..BE SMART ..OBViOUSLY iF iTS SOMETHiNG YOUR SECOND GUESSiNG && ...
THE SAME KiND OF THiNG HAPPENED TO ME..BUT HE LiVED iN THE APARTMENT ABOVE ME..YOUR PARENTS WONT GET MAD..iTS JUST THAT PROLLi 1 OF THERE BiGGEST FEAR HAS COME TRUE...WHEN i TOLD MY MOM i WENT THROUGH 5 THERAPSTS && ALL THiS SHYT..iT COULD BE FOR THE B...
MAKE SURE YU HAVE A JOB..GO TO SCHOOL..AND TELL YUR MOM SHES messed UP iF SHE DOESNT LET YOU GO SOMEWHERE FOR YOUR SAFETY..AND OBViOUSLY SHE DOESNT LOVE YOU ENOUGH..GET YOUR STUFF AND GO..TELL HER ABOUT YOU GOiNG TO SCHOOL & KEEPiNG YOUR JOB & YOULL CA...
THEY DO NOT HAVE TO BE UGLY!!!!..i GOT BiG BOOBS..& i MAKE SURE i HAVE BRAS TO MAKE EM LOOK EVEN BETTER..THERE MY FREAKiN PRiDE AND JOY [LOL]..//ViCTORiAS SECRET iS THE SHiZNiTTTT =D HAHAHA'
YU NEED YUR PARENT WiT YU NOMATTER WHAT iF YUR UNDER 18...BUT i GOT MY TONGUE DONE..AND iDK WHAT iD DO WiTHOUT iT..&& iF YU THiNK ABOUT iT WHEN YU BiTE YUR TONGUE YU LiKE WANNA CRY...GETTiN YUR TONGUE DONE DOESNT EVEN HURT..iT BEiNG SWOLLEN MiTE ..BUT ...
WOW BECAUSE NO1 HAS EVER DRANKEN BEFORE THEY WERE ALLOWED BY THE LAW TO...UNLESS YU LiVED iN A BOX YUR WHOLE LiFE.. WEED iS A PLANT..NOT A DRUG..NO1 HAS EVER SOLD THERE BODY FOR F0CK!N WEED..AND iDK ANY1 THAT WENT TO REHAB FOR THAT SHYT EiTHER..iF Y...
LAYERSZ && NOT PASSED THE SHOULDERS =]
YULL BE ONE BEFORE YU KNO iT..ONE THiNG TO LOOK BACK ON iS HOW MUCH MORE MATURE YOUVE GROWN..iTS A GOOD FEELiNG i THiNK [&& YU GET TO DO SO MUCH MORE SHYT]
THE FRESH AiR..SOMEONE YOU LOVES FAMiLiAR SCENT..THE FALL LEAVES..THE CHiMNEY OF SOMEONES HOUSE..WHEN YOUR JOYFUL YOUR MORE AWARE && THANKFUL FOR YOUR SURROUNDiNGSZ..HOPE iT HELPED =]
i LOST 30 iN A MONTH WiTH NUTRiSYSTEM..i WEiGHT 215..NOW iM 174 & i WAS 177 LAST WEEK..iM STiLL LOSiNG iT..i STARTED iT LiKE 3 MONTHS AGO BUT iTS AWESOME
iM 16 & A SENiOR iN HiGH SCHOOL..&& EVEN THO iM YOUNG..i KNO THAT THiS iS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST TiME OF MY LiFE AT THiS AGE BUT i HATED MY BODY iM 5'11 BUT i WEiGHED 215..NOW i WEiGHT 174..AND STiLL LOSiNG iT TiLL i GET TO 140...ONE WORD..NUTRiSYSTEM...
WE DO USE CONDOMS && iTS NOT RUiNiNG iT..iT JUST SUCKS SO BAD BECAUSE i LOVEEEE iTTT...N i THiNK iTS iMPORTANT..AND i HAVE TALKED TO HiM ABOUT iT..BUT i WOULD NEVERRRRR EVERRR LEAVE HiM B/C OF THAT i LOVE HiM TOO MUCH..iDK..i THOUGHT MAYBE THERE WAS A ...
HAHAHAHAHAHA' SAY F0CK THiS..WHAT ARE YU GONNA DO? HMM GROUND ME..i CANT GO OUT ANYWAY..AND FiNE YUR GONNA KEEP ME LiKE THiS...WAiT Til iM 18..YULL SAY i DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO RiGHT?!..STRiPPiNG HERE i COME...OR JUST WEAR MAKEUP ANYWAY ..SAY OH MYY GOD...
WTF
UMM..YEA HAHA; MAYBE iTS CUZ MiNE ARE BiG THAT i HEAR iT ..BUT PERSONALiTY iS KEY.. iF A GUYS HAD TO PiCK A COOL AS$ CHiCK THAT WAS ALWAYS FUN TO BE WiTH OR SUM DUMB GiRL WiTH NO COMMON-SENSE WiTH BiG BOOBS.. WHiCH ONE DO YU THiNK?
NO..GET A ViBRATOR iF YU NEED iT THAT BAD...BUT THE KEY iS TO TOTALLY SWiTCH iT AROUND..LET iT SHOW THAT YOUR PERFECTLY FiNE..YOU DONT NEED HiM ..HAVE SOMEONE CALL YU TOO P!SS HiM OFF N LET HiM KNO HE HAS COMPETiTiON..FLAUNT iT..WHATEVER..iT REALLY DOE...
COSMOPOLiTAN!!! BEST TRiCKS EVER..JUST READ..DONT FEEL EMBARRASED SEARCHiNG iT ONLiNE TOO!..CUZ SOON YU'LL BE A LiTTLE SEX GODDESS!!..[[iTS AN AWESOME FEELiNG]] HAHAHA'
HAHAHA; ENJOY NOT GETTiN iT WHiLE YU CAN..i WANTED MiNE TOO..iT iS SUCH A B!TCH
WOW... UMM NO..NO..AND NO.. MY MOM HAD ME AT THAT AGE AND iT BLEW..i RARELY EVER SAW HER..BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL..AND WORK SO MUCH TO SUPPORT ME.. AND MY BABY BROTHER iS 2 MONTHS N0W..AND YES HES CUTE i LOVE HiM TO DEATH BUT NOOO DiAPERS....
i AGREE WiT USELESS TOY...HAHA' THE ONLY THiNG i CAN THiNK OF iS..PURPOSELY FiND THE NOTEBOOK ON OR SUMSHYT..AND SAY AWW..i WiSH ROMANTiC STUFF COULD HAPPEN TO ME LiKE THAT..PUPPY POUT AN LOOK AT HiM HAHAHA' iT WORKED FOR ME
MY MOM TAUGHT ME TO JUST DO iT DURiNG COMMERCiALS..[LOL]..SEE i JUST DiD ONE AND NOBODY WOULD KNOW..ALRiGHT SHE MADE ME THiNK OF iT THiS WAY..AND iF YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY DO iT THEN SO BE iT!...ACT LiKE YU PUT A MARBLE UP THERE..BUT NOT FAR!! JUST ENOUG...
HAHA' YU SOUND LiKE ME..iF YU CAN SOMEHOW GET LiKE 20 BUCKS iT WOULD BE PERFECT [LOL]..BUT YU CAN JUST GO AND GET A POSTER..AND MAKE A CARD MAYBE PUT A PIC OF YU BOTH IN IT N ALL THAT MOOSHY COLORFUL STUFF..CUZ iTS LiKE A HOMEMADE CARD..BUT BiGGER & BE...
WELL YU GET YOUR SiGN ND THERES GO ON MYSPACE AND WHERE THEY GOT THE ASTROLOGY COMPARE THECOMPABiLiTY OF YUR SiGNS AND SEE iF THERE ACTiN THE WAY iT SAiD THEY WOULD iF THEY LiKED YOU..AND WHAAALAAA..iT DOES HELP THO
1. iTS NOT THE SiZE OF THE BOAT iTS THE MOTiON OF THE OCEAN..iS TRUE..CUZ iF YU GOTTA BiG D!CK AND DONT KNO HOW TO USE iT..YUR F0CKED.. 2.THE AVERAGE D!CK SiZE iS 6 iNCHES =]
UMM iF YUR TALKiN ABOUT THE ONE WHERE THEY TAKE A PiECE OF YUR HAiR N SHYT..i KNO THAT iT GOES THROUGH THE WHOLE STRAND AND iT SAYS WHAT DRUG YOU TOOK AND HOW LONG AGO iT WAS TAKiN =]