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hey im jasmine.
i am very open minded.
and i love skateboarding!!
its pretty much all i do.
i am also a skateboard collector,
with around 66 in my collection so far.
i have 36 peircings, with more to come.
as well as that i make goth,horror and punk dolls, clothes, shoes, jewelrey, bags and just about everything else,
im also obsessed with the finnish band HIM.
i know a lot about a wide variety of subjects
so im just here to give you all advice really. :]

will's Advice
Look in the front yard and see if there is a sign in the front yard. If there is then your house is for sale and you need to get all ur stuff out fast!!
No there are no pictures of her. It is against the laws.
You should probably put them in the ground. Cause if you put them anywhere else they will fall over and that will suck. ps - My grandma's name is Petunia. Isn't that cool!??!
Yes it is bad or good for you.
Well you could put some butterz on it or some mayonnaise it's so good I like it.
This is a recipe my momma made up it's called a fake Big Mac. You get some bread but not that weird brown kind just the cheap one and put on it some butter or you could get margarine if you want (but not spray on you need to spread it evenly) and th...
Go to the store and buy a cake. They're delicious there. You can try from these stores: Publix Food Lion Walmart Or a bakery you can go to if you want to get some really expensive cake.
You can put some salt on it and you will like it real good. Maybe you should go to Pizza Hut and get some peperonis and put it on there. I heard it's good. Then wrap it together and you get like a sushi burrito thing. I dunno I'm just trying to do some...
DUMP HIM end of story duh!
Put it on Myspace duh. Go to myspace.com and then you are gonna owe me some money cause I told you what to do. LOLZ! Email me ok!???
You need to just let that gas out like fart but then rub ur feet on the ground and nobody will suspect it was you. Just blame it on the guy in the front row. He farts all the time anyway so just do it and you will feel better!!
It's getting pretty big. Like she is gonna look real fat and stuff. The baby is about to pop out of there.
Apple, Orange, & Banana lol!
DON'T TELL HER she will be so mad. Why do you want to upset her like that? Crazy lol. But really you need to stop anyway. That ain't too healthy for you.
Pretty small I mean what do you expect they can fit in there? Just the toirlet lolz.
WHAT??!?!? YOU got a tree that grows on it some MONEY!??! LUCKY! I need ta get me one of those so I can quit my stupid job at the mall be happy you got that tree at all whatevers who cares if it makes just the wrong number of leaves or whatevers.
No you just need to tough it out. Cause what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. But I guess you can just eat some pills to make it better like if ur granny got something for her arthritis just take that if you want. Or just rub it against a wall or d...
Have you heard of Game Boy? It's new from Japan I got this new game on it called Kirby and Mario. YAYYY! It's so fun I play all day even at lunch and recess. I wish they would make it in color though it's just black and white so annoying I know omg ugh...
Just put on it some bleach and then you can put on the brown hair dye. Or just get a weave. Then you don't have to mess with all the dying and it lasts longer and it's ghetto and people won't mess with you.
I think like maybe South Africa or the Iraq or such as.
You could just apply for a job. Duh. You must be young LOLZ!
You wrote too much so I didn't read all that long stuff but you could just go to like Hair Cuttery or something like that. They will do a good job. Just ask for Sharika she cuts my hair really good. I like her.
Did you ever watch that old show I Love Lucy? Once she made grape jelly. It was funny. You can do it too, that's what my mom told me. You just need to get a great big old wooden thing that you can put all the grapes in. It's good to find one at Walmart...
Um well I guess just drink more alcohol. You will get drunk and forget to eat the cocaine anyway.
I'm not Mandy LOLZ!! But I like performing in school plays and musical talent shows. Have you ever been to karaoke? OMG it is so fun. You should go!!
I think Sunday is the easiest day to get pregnant.
Sometimes I just like to cut them out. I know it's weird but you never get the stains again. I mean yeah, wutevr it works!
You should prob just pop them and put like rubbing alcohol on it or something. It might hurt but my mom always said that hurting means its working. Good luck.
If you want to become anorexic, well, just quit eating.