vultureofculture's Advice page 5

• Lots of dead people...can you feel them?
  not momentarily no... then again I havent had my coffee...
  
  
• Who knew being a vulture was so tough?
  that IS quite the display of skillage... anyway yeah the thing is I DO talk to people the same way I do on here (I mean the positive things...) people just look at me like...well...this: O_o
  
  
• Youtubes about to get its face rocked!
  hello?!
  
  
• Attraction
  no id say you are just being safe? or theres a lot of ugly kids in your area... or... what 'priscillaluvsu' said... yeah...that works
  
  
• Cannibals!
  lol I immediately looked at this question and couldnt resist the possible comedic highlight reels that would follow... anyway yeah it is a little strange to use that as symbolism... itd be a shame if somebody spilled it... theres already blood sho...
  
  
• Youtubes about to get its face rocked!
  prices?
  
  
• Are younger people liking the classic stuff?
  I like EVERYTHING from ragtime to metal to rap...whatever lol
  
  
• How can I tell my Mom I was raped?
  "GET SOME OF your FRIENDS AND GO KICK HIS RAPIST A** OR REPORT IT BECAUSE HE MIGHT DO THAT TO SOME OTHER LITTLE GIRL" judging by your name you are a bit too impulsive... yay! mean streaks back! anyway, im very sorry this happened to you (serious...
  
  
• Stuck in the middle of family issues.
  smoking is really bad and maybe im a jerk but THAT was a bit much? maybe suggest some quitting methods instead of nagging?
  
  
• Does Miley Cyrus rock your world?
  no but if she rocks yours...more power to ya wow that was weird... im being...nice? id better get out of this funk soon...
  
  
• How do you become famous?
  since you want to become a musician... thats the kind of thing that works itself out if you want to save money DO NOT get a record company or use advertisers in the future as far as distribution goes...everything is internet operated these days (I.e...
  
  
• Why is everyone obsessed with the Jonas Brothers?
  *screams like school girl* um a-DUH! they are totally sexy! they ROCK! joe WILL have my baby! [satire]
  
  
• Icee, snowcone, or slushee?
  icee!
  
  
• Is it healthy to go on a liquid diet?
  not a chance...
  
  
• My friend peeled a giant chunk of skin of his foot and dared me...
  lol thats so wonderfully unfortunate!
  
  
• Any Warped Reporters?
  what is that exactly?
  
  
• Dumbest thing you ever done
  omg theres so many... can I name a few? that was rhetorical: I broke my tooth by slipping on oil because I was trying to punch my friend... I was attacked by a soda machine at kfc... I attempted to open a door but the knob flew off and I slice...
  
  
• Boondock saints?
  oh its Mychael Danna
  
  
• Boondock saints?
  I don't know but its called "The Blood Of Cuchulainn" I'll find out lol
  
  
• KFC!!
  I got attacked by the soda machine there...
  
  
• Why do I feel Satan inside me?
  your social orientation has nothing to do with it... neither does religion...(in the end you will only be let down...sorry) you need psychiatric help... if you need any help you can funmail me best of luck! :)
  
  
• Why did he just leave?
  and um...what? (towards 'shmanders')
  
  
• Why wont it let me edit my own answers/questions
  yeah it sucks because theres ALWAYS someone ready to pounce if you make a grammatical error... (btw you spelt comments wrong :p )
  
  
• What do think of my idea
  certainly would get the site moving along quicker...
  
  
• Why Do I Cry So Much?
  hormones or maybe your just super sensitive? well,maybe not meh...dont worry :)
  
  
• Funadvice down?
  whoa how do you do that!? anyway yeah that was disappointing... I hate that stupid video about the dog potty training its like "hey look at this!...its a DOG!...dogs dont go to the bathroom like us!..." the only way I ever respond is -_-
  
  
• Why did he just leave?
  unfortunately I think he was horny one night and thought "hey maybe SHES down for this..." you seem really nice so dont worry youll find someone new (and preferably improved..)
  
  
• Sex with my older boyfriend
  he has no good intentions hun...
  
  
• Worst Movie of all time?
  not the most disappointing...(*ahem* 'I Am legend') the WORST from what I've seen... its gotta be 'The New Guy'
  
  
• What is zac efron's favorite color
  rainbow did ya get the reference?
  
  
• Does this make me a slut?
  I would use the word prodigy...
  
  
• Top 5 albums of all time?
  well out of MY wonderful collection... 1.)Queens of the Stone Age-Lullabies to Paralyze* 2.)System of a Down-[Self-Titled}] 3.)Soundgarden-Down on the Upside 4.)Chris Cornell-Euphoria Morning 5.)The Nightwatchman-[Self-Titled] ** *I wouldve ch...
  
  
• Do you think Homosexuals should marry?
  gays deserve the same rights as everyone else we shouldnt decide our laws on religion because...well we arent puritans people are probably going to look back at this whole debate like we look at the african-american and women rights movements...
  
  
• Has anybody seen the tv show "the whitest kids you know"
  yup its really funny
  
  
• Who knew being a vulture was so tough?
  exactly...
  
  
• How can I fix my ugliness?
  I think youre pretty!
  
  
• Member posted hateful comment on my page, how do I report them?
  I would just move on for now
  
  
• Should we disable or remove members for constantly being unhelpful?
  yes I know im a common offender here but yeah if thats ALL someone does than they have no reason to be on here
  
  
• Depression
  get medical help for it find a hobby that you love write it out talk it out im going through the same stuff and thats what I've come up with... hope it helps! oh and im here if ya want to talk :) good luck!
  
  
• Can weed be addictive?
  anything that changes the way you feel,think,and operate has the chance of being addicting hell, people even get addicted to food
  
  
• How to take the red out of a sunburn?
  aloe
  
  
• What causes fluid build up in the abdomen?
  lack of exercise certain medications/substances
  
  
• I mastrubate 3 times a week suggest some tips to stop mastrubating
  its not a problem...you are fine lol its called being human no worries! :)
  
  
• How to sharpen knives?
  well I think its all been said... anything with a thick razor or metal incline of some sort or a knife sharpener...
  
  
• He loves me he loves me not
  either he loves you or hes like the nice gay friend?
  
  
• Would you do...or ...
  id prefer to try my luck at the slots
  
  
• Your questions
  too many to count
  
  
• Change of heart
  amoebas right... something seems a bit fishy about all this...
  
  
• Best Decade for music?
  well I cant word it better than amoeba but my personal favorite would have to be the 90's and the 00's (so far...obviously)
  
  
• What is the mark of the beast?
  the mcdonalds arch