vultureofculture's Advice page 12

• Whats the most random thing youve ever said to a telemarketer?
  this is how our conversation went: ME:where do you put the muffins?[inside joke lol] THAT BIATCH:ummm...what ME:no um I just want to know you know for reference THAT BIACH:im sorry I do not understand you ME:WELL...[laughter] YOU DONT GOTTA BE SU...
  
  
• What happen to steve from blues clues?
  hes a coke head really
  
  
• How do I get a perfect body?
  there is none
  
  
• Will straightening your hair make it thinner?
  it will make it greasy at first then it will flake and all kinds of awful things go as natural as possible you wont regret it lol
  
  
• Does anyone like The Almost?
  cmon guys the lead singer has red hair! RED HAIR!
  
  
• How much would an eyebrow piercing cost?
  please make sure the people use clean stuff
  
  
• What is your favorite band?
  queens of the stone age
  
  
• What is your favorite band?
  queens of the stone age
  
  
• If you could meet one person, living or dead, who would it be?
  living:hmmm... I have narrowed it down to 5: tom morello chris cornell josh homme serj tankian nick oliveiri dead:(2) johnny cash june cash
  
  
• If you could switch gender for a day, would you?
  if I could id be bea arthur wait what is she? joke I am perfectly happy with my stock parts here lol
  
  
• What's your favorite song and singer?
  heavy metal: serj tankian and a song... I dont know any of his vocal work is epic
  
  
• How do I turn her on?
  listen to the words of the chef (from south park)
  
  
• Do you agree or disagree with Iraq?
  disagree I dont understand how dropping bombs on children can bring 'peace' I think that if we continue in this lost cause then things, to put it simply, will get worse we're pouring gas on an ever burning fire over there soldiers are getting absol...
  
  
• Can only whites be racist ?
  false
  
  
• What is the real difference between republicans and democrats?
  there is none its just a status quo
  
  
• Will Giuliani help or hurt the Republican party?
  I wanted him to win but I guess THATS not happenin
  
  
• New Poem
  so...deep
  
  
• Whats your fav movie?
  walk the line
  
  
• What is your favorite song to cover
  and you can really customize it
  
  
• Is anyone here bisexual or gay?
  what the big deal?
  
  
• Who enjoys Reggae music?
  love it
  
  
• Why are drugs illegal?
  thats exactly my point! so why waste tax dollars sticking druggies with bloodthirsty murderers I have news for you those crimes will happen regardless take your head out of your butt
  
  
• I don't think she loves me like she says
  catfocksehcni9 thts bull
  
  
• Favorite music artist?
  tooo many but CHRIS CORNELL is in my top5
  
  
• Is anyone here bisexual or gay?
  yup bi
  
  
• Is anyone here bisexual or gay?
  yup
  
  
• Is anyone passionate or an activist?
  good idea
  
  
• Anyone have proof of god? (0.00%)
  please dont go there trust me you will get verbally abused by the religious people on here its happened to me
  
  
• Do I look scene?
  just try to look 'scene' even better MAKE YOUR OWN
  
  
• Do you believe heavy metal equals Satanism?
  the ability to shred is...godliness (thought id bust out a little 80s hair-metal there) run to the hilllsss!...
  
  
• How to tell my Mom I'm bisexual?
  make sure youre sure (what?) well you get it anyway if you are I have 2 things to say congrats ...good luck?
  
  
• Why is god so vain?
  I dont think god made it so that if you make a little mistake that you should be in the same place as HITLER
  
  
• Is anyone passionate or an activist?
  oh yeah and I love how surviving is a game in this country! dude,people do that every day! WE ARE PLAYING THIS 'GAME' IN PLACES THAT PEOPLE ALREADY LIVE! lol "oh,I dont have my cell phone! This is hard..." "how will I watch behind the scenes cli...
  
  
• How to get over a fruit and vegetable phobia?
  confront your fears eat a salad no dressing show that lettuce son of a b*tch whats up
  
  
• if you had 2 weeks to live...
  id go crazy and do the following: 1.)get wasted every day 2.)skydive 3.)go to vegas 4.)get a reality show with my fave musicians,comedians,etc. 5.)post my hilarious last days on you tube needless to say I would not end my life moping
  
  
• Hardest junk food to stay away from?
  mcdonalds chicken nuggets mmm deep fried starches the american delicasy
  
  
• Why are drugs illegal?
  oh wow thats definitly a "duh" moment on my part thanks for clearing that up damn foiled again
  
  
• Am I 'girlfriend material'?
  you have some snappy comebacks yourself thanks im surprised you understand it lol
  
  
• Whats your favorite soda?
  yeah!!! go sludge-colored seltzer water!!!
  
  
• Sex With Minor (19&17) Legal Questions
  I dont think its wrong at all
  
  
• Why are drugs illegal?
  yeah alcohol sales went up like 40%
  
  
• Am I 'girlfriend material'?
  thank you that was sweet:)
  
  
• Advice on a foursome?
  multitask
  
  
• Who is the most underrated musician ever? (0.00%)
  paris' "voice" is 100% computers sorry
  
  
• Do white people still hate us? (0.00%)
  YEAH why DO you THINK THERE ARE 'WIGGERS''
  
  
• How to deal with a difficult teacher?
  now toilet humor?! amazing
  
  
• Which next gen console should I get?
  ewww no
  
  
• Theres this emo guy I'm in love with
  your looks depends on the strength of your self-esteem stay positive
  
  
• Am I 'girlfriend material'?
  I dont I just want to come off as conceited I like to give my 'readers' options
  
  
• How to deal with a difficult teacher?
  HA HA didnt expect that 'licks chalk" I love that! if you read that quickly across its hilarious at least to me anyway just ignore her shes obviously in denial of her wasteful (yet HILARIOUSLY PITIFUL) life