vannilla702's Advice page 9

• how to make sure you fall pregnat?
  OH AND BY THE WAY..NOTICE ALL THE SPELLING ERRORS WITHIN MY REPLY....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  
• Really dont know what to do
  OK DESPITE THE R-KELLY RESEMBLANCE HERE I WOULD HAVE TO SAY ITS OK FOR YOU TO DATE A MAN THATS TEN YEARS OLDER.....AGE IS JUST A NUMBER....AS LONG AS URE OLDER THAN 16 UR KOOL.LAW DICTATES SUCH.DONT STRESS SO MUCH TAKE IT EASY IF HE LIKES YOU HELL AWNS...
  
  
• the reason i was asking
  IM SHURE THE SPER IS DEAD BY THEN ESPECIALLY IF YOU WASH..JUST MAKE SHURE YOU DO IT WELL OK.AND I WOULD ADVICE TO USE PROTECTION....BUT IT IS YOUR DESICION...AND AT LEATS YOU R CAREFULL...A LIL.BUT STILL CAREFULL TO WASH.AND SPERM CANT REALLY TAKE A CH...
  
  
• *+* Handjobs *+*
  I NO BUT THEY JUST NEED THE RIGHT INSENTIVE...........I HAVE NO DIFFICULTY WHATSO EVER IN GETTIN MEN TO OPEN UP OR DO SOMETHING DARING.YOU JUST HAVE TO DO THE SAME AND BE COOL ABOUT IT.SO HA!!!BUT THEN AGAIN IM SO COOL TO BEGIN WITH LOL J/K!!!
  
  
• how to make sure you fall pregnat?
  SEEN?!!!LOL SUCH DRAMA OVER SPELLING!!! LET IT GO UR ON THE NET!!! THATS WHAT SLANG IS 4...PLUS AS LONG AS U UNDERSTAND IT OR GET THE GENERAL CONCEPRT ITS ALL COOL RIGHT?? AND HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR PREGNANT? 1.PERIODS GO BIBI 2.BELLY STARTS G...
  
  
• is she pregnant?
  EASIER FOR YOU TAKE THE DAMN TEST AGAIN!!!USE CONDOMS...OR DONT CUM IN HER....BUT I DOUBT THE SEMEN IS STILL ALIVE...AND HER BREASTS ARE PROBALLY JUST GROWING OR SHES SICK....AND GROWTH-SPURTS CAUSES HUNGER AND PAIN ALL OVER YOUR BODY SO ITS MOST LIKE...
  
  
• I'm stuck between two guys, how do I choose?
  MY ADVICE GO FOR WHOMEVER MAKES YOU FEEL BEST...WHOMEVER IT IS YOU THINK ABOUT MORE OFTEN.THE 1 THATS MAKES YOU SMILE WITHOUT SAYIN A WORD.OR IF THAT DOSENT WORK.DATE THEM BOTH FOR A WHILE UNTILL YOU FIGURE OUT WHO U LIKE MOST...WHO SAYS YOU HAVE TO...
  
  
• *+* Handjobs *+*
  ok heres my advice 1.guys stòp fightin.its stupid...plus it was pretty funny!!!lol ok now to the serious subject HANDJOBS...DUN DUN DUN DON!!!!!!(MELODRAMATICMUSIC PLAYS) OK MY ADVICE IS.....TELL HIM ...OR ASK RATHER TO MASTERBATE IN FRONT OF YOU....
  
  
• Is 14 Too Young To Have Sex?
  ok tottaly diferent advice!!!!! hi im v and im 15 uve known this guy for 10 freakin years.....but he should be checked anyways..remember what looks clean isint always so. but if your positive hes clean and you are too bearback can be fun...as long a...
  
  
• 14 Years Old And Pregnant Cause Of Being Raped. T-t
  p.s. sorry i cant type worth shit...lol
  
  
• 14 Years Old And Pregnant Cause Of Being Raped. T-t
  first of all remember this is your choice and no obne elses.thats what the womens right movement was all about.weigh the pros and cons of abortion,havin the child ,and even adoption.also keep in mind that you are a rape victim and even the conservative...
  
  
• how do i get my gf to give me head?
  haha tru tho very tru
  
  
• separated from baby - how long will she remember me?
  y not??
  
  
• IN NEED OF SEX HELP
  i think you just confuzed her even more....shit even im dissoriented..lol
  
  
• Giving head.
  good advice!!!.he has a knack for it.lol.and even tho my advice is probablly not as good as his....here it goes...i myself like to deep throaght...tea bagg(ie.takin his testies into your mout)which your first couple of times can be a bit odd even off p...
  
  
• Having sex while he has a g/f
  ok not that smedheaders advice wasnt good .....and it was......he has a knack for that......... heres mine this guy is a cheater.....and thats not gonna change...i guess if you keep this as just what it is...ull be ok...but dont get too involved...re...
  
  
• how do i get my gf to give me head?
  lol im glad
  
  
• He goes soft....
  ok ok heres a womans poin of view theres nothing wrong with eroctile dissfunction...not seriously anyways...although he might feel self concious about it but dont feel bad or maybe he forces himself to calm down in order not to cum...or make sex las...
  
  
• how do i get my gf to give me head?
  lol damn straight....u should ask my ex..........lol
  
  
• how do i get my gf to give me head?
  haha y u gotta bring me into this huh??? i preffer piña colada makes it taste great
  
  
• Best porn website??
  haha...thnx and we finger not wank or flog...just thought id let you no
  
  
• threesome???
  i agree with smedheader once again(u no we think too muh alike) you wantin to have athreesum is completely normal and shure it could cause problems in your relationshipo but i highly doubt it.the things to remember are....... 1.be carefull 2.use pr...
  
  
• Best porn website??
  hehe my mistake agh i really should read better im sorry ok since ur a girl this changes a lil bit if you like the hard core stuff go to secrets...pr oviously playgirl again im sorry but the stealing or borrowing offer is still a good 1
  
  
• Best porn website??
  why must you kill the boys fun huh?? lol my advice just google or steal sum from your friends or parents lol
  
  
• Pretty Teacher...
  i agree with brighteyes or it might be a sexual inflatuation with them...maybe the fact that theyre beautifull and have some sort of power over you exites your subconcious.....what ever it is its no big deal....if you have questions e-mail me ok -v-
  
  
• IN NEED OF SEX HELP
  ahhhh you say tomatoe ..i say marinera sauce....er somethin like that.lol
  
  
• they should really add a catagory called family/friends
  ok shes ur sis and the truth is you hav to help her!!!! i share a room with my sis too and i too am gay....well bi my moms dosent no tho...but i no if she did shed be alot like urz my sis is sexually active aswell.exept shes older...but i no that if...
  
  
• Pleasuring my GF
  ok heres my adice a lil late im shure but still um......ask her to wear a skirt or a dress or when shes wearin jeans pull them down try using either ur or her saliva as a lube and dont try to inser ur finger into her clit if you want you can rub ...
  
  
• IN NEED OF SEX HELP
  oh god give me a break theyre the same thing!!!lol just cause u have time to search google lol the point is the same it can be ripped by anything and the ripping is ushually why sex hurts the first time oh extra peice of advice.... if you are g...
  
  
• Hair Help for curls
  i agree curly hair is so beautifull just make shure to shower b4 school and fix it with gel or spray so it dosent pouff good luck -v-
  
  
• how do i get my gf to give me head?
  ok the last thing u can do is watch porn!!!!! the way the depict oral sex is disgusting women unlike men are very...vocal and men are very visual you want your girl to give you head,heres an idea give her head first trust me i used to be skittish ...
  
  
• bi sexual? masturbating.
  well i might be a lil freaked about the alien part but everything else seems kool lol
  
  
• Back to school shopping
  this story reminds me alot of my self i too was shy in ...weel pretty much untill 8th grade my best adive so far is.be your self whoever that might be if your broke be broke and dont front if your fat be fat and be happy if your ritch be ritch but...
  
  
• should I or shouldnt I?
  awwwwwwwwww thank you both u helped me alot ayay -v-
  
  
• bi sexual? masturbating.
  i agree with smedheader being bi is completely ok.....im bi myself and double dildos are very afordable...as far as sex toys can be. good luck and have fun -v-
  
  
• masterbation
  wow....love line r you serious.lol.well seems to have worked....and actually not this week.wait...maybe...idk i cant remember.lol...actually i prbably have....god knows my ass need to get back home!!!whoah is me and las vegas.lol well most of my kno...
  
  
• masterbation
  oh idk your advice all seems so....for lack of a better word....well informed.lol
  
  
• masterbation
  lol ok ok ur both desperate.lol im just kiddin maybe u should try spicin it up a little with your wife...let her read cosmo...its great help lol and im still a little skitish about you jason....hehe -v-
  
  
• masterbation
  you guys are both on some good ass shit...and seem to be experts on this subject....or is that not well gatherd by me?
  
  
• is my gf pregnate idk
  think rationally sweetie...if her period came that means her egg for this month has not been fertilized.her feelin sick is probably just a flew.get condoms...and if your gonna keep ridin bareback(unprotected) which i dont recomend...be carefull. best ...
  
  
• Females & Military men
  damn i agree whoheartedly with tiffany... th reason women like(not all women mind you)military men....is uniforms...takin them off them....muscles...and the thought that comes toy you...you feel like they can protect you....thats what atracts us to un...
  
  
• masterbation
  lol i agree for lubricaton during said act i recomend oviously the well known lotion massage oils and vaseline lol -v-
  
  
• masterbation
  yes masterbation is very safe...some ppl even belive its good for you...u no gets you in touch with what you like so your ready when the time comes for you to have sexual relations.there is no amount of time or quantity to masterbation...its safe to do...
  
  
• Stretch marks go away!!!
  sigh....the eve of all questions..stretch marks. there is nothing that will make them go away they will fade and even become almost unoticable....but unless you get the surgically removed...theyre there forever oh p.s. congrats on the weight los...
  
  
• Jealous of a popular girl
  ok heres my advice.......its ok that your jealous we all have been at one point....and true highschool and popularity go hand in hand....but remember highschool is only 4 years.and truth be it...if shes only a freshman and is acting this way with the o...
  
  
• i jus discovered tat my boyfriend isnt a virgin
  i completely agree with jason....my ex boyfriend wasnt a vigin either when we started going out....so i went out with him for like 6 monthas before anything even started to happen.....the fact that we waited a while is i think the reason we lasted so l...
  
  
• My Baby's forehead
  um..i cant really tell you since i have not seen this ridge my self.....but if the doctors say its normal than it most likely is...its probably his skull forming itself im shure hell turn out great...just give it time. -v-
  
  
• Does she want to be my friend?
  yeah like me......lol ok heres my advice. if you like her and you two have been friends for three years....then as balamuk said straight up ask her if she wants to be ur friend...if not stop waistin your time and energy.let her make the effort for a...
  
  
• separated from baby - how long will she remember me?
  im sorry to be the bearer of bad news but children ushually forget things from when they are new born by the age of about 2 or 3......but the again there is a bond that children and their mothers share...so ull probably always be with her.and even if ...
  
  
• Funny Breasts!
  its perfectly normal for the right brest to be larger than the left or viseversa...this is ushually due to the amount of mamitory glands(the ones that produce milk)also one cup size is no big deal.trust me.and shes probablly just self concious about it...