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  • how do you if your hymen is torn?/Can you get pregnant frm dry sex?
    'Utopia look it up...cum dies when it hits air because it gets dry very fast and if it gets cold it dies. guys whos dicks are under 3 inches are not fertile because they are to small to get any wheres...' lol, no need to 'look it up' this was my ori...

  • how do you if your hymen is torn?/Can you get pregnant frm dry sex?
    'I am sure cum dies when it hits the air.' WRONG! Once sperm is DRY it is dead and cannot travel to fertilize an egg. So until the ejaculate is DRY it is viable and can cause pregnancy. 'And he needs to have his dic|k in you to get pregnant bec...

  • Should I keep rescuing?
    Do you adopt out the rescues or sell them?

  • Okay im cerious what you think...quetions
    The website you claim is yours states... " Having a large family with 5 children and a husband that loves to hunt, we went with the best suitable dogs for our family." Which is it...you are a virgin with a boyfriend...or you are a mother of 5 with ...

  • Should I keep rescuing?
    So...on one hand you are a breeder...adding to the overpopulation of animals... on the other hand... you rescue the very animals that you help to overpopulate... I say...get out of breeding and focus on rescue. Spay/neuter all the animals and co...

  • My puppy might be partially blind, what can we do?
    Take the dog to your OWN vet. It is ridiculous for her vet to give a diagnosis without examining the dog. Obviously the eye condition has changed.

  • Why have they been called this???
    lol, dani. You are like an energizer battery...you just keep on and on...he was obviously directing that to jimahl, me, fillet and thedude... Why oh why would he ask you detailed questions regarding the economy when you clearly do not understand anyth...

  • puppy keeps intching his ears like crazy
    It could be ear mites or an infection. Please take your baby to the Vet asap. Untreated ear infections can lead to many problems and you sound like someone who wants to do what is best for your "fur baby".

  • Why have they been called this???
    'And yes, I can take the dishing out I just don't like it to become some big thing. I can take criticism and being proven wrong. I just don't like the ongoing attacks after I am proven wrong.' You compare Hitler to Obama and you don't 'like it to beco...

  • I am trying to decide on wether to get a female chihuahua or male..
    If you have your dog spayed or neutered, it won't matter. It will live longer, be healthier and have a happier life.

  • Why have they been called this???
    'all she wants to know is why so many people are fine with this happening, ' and I want to know why she is fine with the same thing happening to the President. Dani is young, as thedude mentioned, and as often with the young...they can dish it out but...

  • Why have they been called this???
    and this... starving children...piles of dead bodies...people shot to fall into a mass grave... Now what Obama policy is going to bring any of this? The comparison you made is revolting... Please...start to think for yourself... be outraged and in...

  • Why have they been called this???
    and this...

  • Why have they been called this???
    Dani... This is what resulted in Hitler's policies...

  • Why have they been called this???
    okay dani... your 'question' makes the conclusion that people call right wingers racist, rednecks, etc because left wingers want to keep everyone quiet who is against President Obama and his policies. I note in your previous 'question' you refer to th...

  • Obama???
    'Always such a loving heart... Myself, I'd take my grandchild's age into mind, knowing that all things are subject to change over the course of a half century...life is about learning...the destination is unimportant.' lord, phrannie...are you always...

  • Obama???
    'danigir20, your diatribe was intentionally provocative. You should not be surprised when you provoke people to attack you.' lol, exactly. an attack that, however it is worded, compares the president to Hitler...lol, well enough said. 'And why did y...

  • Language?
    Perhaps you should learn your own language first... 'learn a new language from?' The first rule is you should never end a sentence with a preposition. 'from which I can learn a new language"

  • Obama???
    I understand you are concerned about your future... I would be also if my spelling, punctuation and grammar were as bad as yours.

  • Do they eat it or not?? (100.00%)
    eating bacon or sausage is slang for fellatio. this guy is a creep...

  • Why do apartments make you pay rent for your pets?
    many rentals impose pet deposits...but that is usually for dogs or cats...to cover the cost of potential damage.

  • Are Jehovah, Allah same?
    'Well ..heres a thought, before you accuse me of spreading lies, why don't you show me a muslim that wouldn't like to see me dead just because I'm not muslim.' you are an ignorant bigot. 'Oh and the one in the White House right now doesn't count'...

  • Are Jehovah, Allah same?
    First of all EVERY muslim does not try to kill americans... muslim extremists have tried to kill americans... the same can be said about christian extremists bombing abortion clinics and killing doctors... Perhaps your time would be better serve...

  • Is faith a virtue?
    ' Stay strong in your faith' is this some script? or are you just brain washed... I think faith is something different to each person. for some...it is a safety net...for others... the need to believe in 'something' others use it as a 'get out o...

  • What makes a Christian change to an Athiest?
    lol lex... I like sky fairy...

  • What is the problem.
    'As for 'gays', I do not hate them. I do not hate adulterers either. I believe that the behavior is wrong, and just because one has feelings in that direction, it does not mean that one has to act on those feelings, or that those feelings are right.' ...

  • What is the problem. (100.00%)
    'If gay is good why can't it produce babies? ' what about the heterosexual couples that are unable to reproduce? 'That is the reproductive systems only role. Continuation of the species. ' that is pretty funny coming from a guy who thinks (in respon...

  • It Takes More Faith To Believe in Evolution and The Big Bang (100.00%)
    Doctorbush proves there is no evolution... He could NOT possibly have evolved from any primate connection... Primates are more intelligent. Perhaps in his case it is reverse evolution...

  • Buying a dog
    I live in the south and there is an expression that covers this... 'more money than brains'

  • Buying a dog
    please, please DO NOT BUY A DOG. Adopt a dog and give it a good home. SAVE a life... do not encourage breeders. There are too many unwanted pets in this country as it is.

  • Are Jehovah, Allah same?
    Hello people...jews DON'T believe in or follow christ...so jews and christians DO NOT believe in the same g-d. and captain...I take exception to part of your answer...jews don't think their religion is the only right religion. they don't try to conver...

  • Am I half jewish?
    'If you believe in the teachings/doctrines of Judaism, then you are all (not half) Jewish (religion).' SORRY but you are wrong... Only through your own personal conversion or your mother being jewish are you jewish...THAT IS JEWISH LAW...the FAIT...

  • War in israel
    Sorry, but your boyfriend, if he is in the U.S. military, was NOT sent to Israel on a secret mission. First...if it were SECRET then he WOULD NOT KNOW WHERE HE WAS GOING>>> Second...lol...this is just not happening. My son was in special forces and did...

  • A good subject. (100.00%)
    Give everyone 5 pieces of paper. Ask them to list the five most important things in their lives. Most will have G-d, family, friends, a pet, school, etc. have them sit in a circle and place a wastebasket in the center. Have them go around and each one...

  • Puppy advice
    I can't imagine why your are going to purchase a pit puppy in another town. petfinder has MANY pit puppies available in your area... http://www.petfinder.com/search/search.cgi?pet.Animal=Dog&pet.Breed=pit&pet.Age=baby&pet.Size=&pet.Sex=&location=76...

  • What do you call it when you say you are christian but.,,
    Hypocrite

  • How do I go about catching a''fake caller id''
    Turn this over to the FBI. It is against the law to make fake bomb threats.

  • Can Christians celebrate halloween? (100.00%)
    Can christians celebrate halloween? Why not they celebrate plenty of pagan based holidays...

  • Government made the H1N1 flu?
    ***the govt is there to protect not to kill that is not always true... look at Kent State... Wounded Knee...

  • Your Neighbors a Priest and He ...??
    I agree with ifeelcrazy...a priest or any member of the clergy is not obligated to help anyone...they deal with enough during their 'working hours' and need their down time. I got stuck on the fact that a CATHOLIC PRIEST HAS A GIRLFRIEND>>> Hello???

  • Your Neighbors a Priest and He ...??
    your priest AND HIS GIRLFRIEND don't want to be bothered...HELLO? Are we talking catholic priest?

  • Old dog isn't well
    a visit to the vet is the best thing. is she having difficulty walking or is there any other behavior that is different

  • Government made the H1N1 flu?
    Boy, if it were possible to develop a flu strain that would only kill the idiots...

  • Symbols of freedom? (100.00%)
    How about taking a photo of a family that is 'free' to live in poverty... Or of a homeless person who is 'free' to live under a bridge... Or of a Muslim American 'free' to receive dirty looks from 'real' americans... or of a KKK rally that is 'free'...

  • Is it OK for Born Again Christians to use IVF Treatment?
    Okay, this is going to seem harsh... but if the two of you are debating this issue and your decision is to be based on G-d's plan and if IVF is morally wrong according to your born again beliefs...don't have a child... sigh...not everyone should ha...

  • Liberal bias in the Bible
    Anything can be altered...this is just another example...lol conservative bible...what's next ' the bible for dummies' I altered 'Gone with the Wind' in mine the South wins...

  • Why are there two conflicting creation accounts in Genesis?
    Christians...some can find a way to explain anything if it relates to the bible..no matter the evidence.

  • Dog Prescription
    It means two tablets...one in the am and one in the pm...

  • Help my dog is down!
    If there is no after hours emergency Vet then the best you can do is keep her quiet and comfortable until the morning when you can take her to the vet. Talk softly to her and keep her calm. She can sense your panic...so you need to calm down also.

  • 1 week old puppy having trouble breathing
    Both of the remaining puppies should go to the Vet! And please, please spay your dog to prevent this from happening in the future.

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