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Think of me as your friendly neighborhood heathen, heretic, and blasphemer.
I'm also an avid cyclist and also enjoy reading, cooking, and brewing my own beer when I have the time.
I've been a vegetarian since Spring of 1980.
I started out conservative politically but over the years evolved into a bleeding heart liberal.
I have a wonderful wife and 4 year old daughter.
 

underwaterophelia's Advice
Depending on your skin tone, golden brown might be pretty. Or amber.
Go for Japanese horror.
I think people should shop where they want.
Seriously, who cares?
He was probably just being polite.
Yeah, most likely jock itch. To avoid it in the future, wash regularly with a gentle soap, don't wear clothing you've exercising or swam in for any length of time after you're finished, and clean your bathtub with bleach.
I would have a prehensile tail.
It probably won't infect him, but getting fingered can make his worse.
There's a name for that. It's called being a chick.
I dated a guy for three years before having sex with him.
I think it's completely inappropriate. Makeup attracts adult attention, but you aren't an adult. Also, it doesn't matter what girls younger than you are wearing. Girls younger than you are getting pregnant, but that's not ok, either.
Either one will give you blood poisoning.
Getting it done with a needle hurts less, is safer as far as bloodborne diseases go, and won't render blunt force trauma to your ear.
I think that waxing is best. It's quick so the pain only lasts for a second or two, rather than plucking, which hurts over and over and over again.
I agree with your mother.
You weren't respectful to the woman asking your age.
You don't save a child's life by wearing a tee shirt. I'm sorry, but it isn't that easy. If you REALLY want to make a difference, donate money or become a case worker. Better yet, call CPS on people who abuse their children.
You won't make a difference by "raising awareness" of child abuse. People are aware, they just don't care.
It just sounds pointless to me.
It sounds like a yeast infection, but since you're sexually active, I would get tested for STDs as well. See your doctor.
I'm not sure about the hydrocodone, but I do know a few things about UTIs. If you're sexually active, you must pee within 15 minutes of finishing intercourse to flush out bacteria that gets pushed into the urethra. Not doing this causes many UTIs. ...
That's a really bad idea, and it's considered stealing. I work in retail clothes, and our policy would be to alert the police. Keep in mind, Target has cameras.
Go to your local mall. Go to the directory. Find Spencer's. PS--they won't sell it to you if you're there with friends acting immature like it's a big joke.
It's not weird, but you're probably going to get caught, and believe me, you will never live that down. Cure cancer, and the headline will be "Jerk-Off Cures Cancer."
You have to be 18 to get it done. Any piercer who would pierce a minor is NOT someone you want to go to. If he or she is breaking one law, why wouldn't they break another? Laws that state you have to use sterile needles, maybe?
Do NOT put any Vaseline on it. Do not put oil on it. The only thing you should be putting on it is unscented, colourless lotion. Only put it on like three times a day. Wash your hands with antibacterial soap before doing it. Only wash the ta...
It would be exactly the same.
I don't know for sure, but oftentimes, they don't.
You probably "popped your cherry" while masturbating, and no, nothing comes out.
The average age in America is 16-17.
If a guy won't be with you because of a scar, he's not the kind of guy you should be sleeping with.
Just a tip--if you keep saying asinine things like the idea that smoking will help you physically, you're more of a joke than I initially thought.
I'm really not sure about a figure, but what I would do is talk to your gynecologist about it, and if you know any other couples that had a child this way, I would have them recommend you some doctors. I would absolutely go to many different doctors t...
You should be more respectful to your mother. Even if she is wrong, she takes care of you. Not only that, but the adult response is never to scream and yell. That's what infants do.
I'm pretty sure if the father wants the girl living with him, you'll have to take him to court, but since your daughter is 17, the judge is likely to ask her what she wants, and rule in her favor.
First of all, no it's not bizarre. It's actually pretty common. Second, if you want to do any kind of serious singing or screaming, you have to give up both dairy and caffeine, because they both really ruin your voice.
Yeah, I'd say that's reasonable.
Why would you want her to stop? Licking is a sign that she really likes you and feels safe around you.
17.
You don't have to do anything extra for the snails, and they came in with the plants, yes. They don't come FROM the plants, but snails are often hiding in plants when you buy them.
Pretty much all crazy.
No, you don't have a UTI, and you don't need to see a doctor. Stop drinking so much soda and milk and drink more water.
I've used sugarless iced tea on mine.
There's no way to help you if you don't plan on not being lazy.
It's called masochism.
Don't waste money on a big wedding. Save it to buy a house.
No little boy should have to hear his mother say that or be beaten by anyone, let alone a family member. Tell the police, or social services. It IS your responsibility to protect him.
You just want people to call you goth or a vampire. You are neither of these things, sorry.
That's pretty cliche, don't you think?
Why get it in both languages?