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  • I need a boyfriend
    you may want to ask him out, im sure you wouldnt have any trouble getting him.

  • If somebody cut off a piece of your hair, what would you do?
    I would freaking kill them, because I have longer hair, and I value it...a lot

  • Sex education.
    well although I cant answer the question fully, I can say that your teacher should not ask that, as a matter of fact I dont think they can. Wikipedia never hurt nobody, thats my only advice.

  • Is it okay if a boy hugs other girls?
    guys do typically hug girls that they like, that or the girl likes him, either way I wouldnt blame the girlfriend for being paranoid.

  • How does he notice me?
    recite what you just said to him.

  • help me through this stage!!!
    you sound depressed. that doesnt make you emo it just means that you have a desire that you are not seeing, perhaps its lust and you want a partner, perhaps you arent satisfied with your grades. its impossible for me to say the exact issue, but you are...

  • stuck between two worlds
    I believe that if those two traits are different between you then you will have many different beliefs and perspectives on life and unless they become the same you will continue to fight over them until one gives in or the relation falls apart. Anyways...

  • How could I get in contact with Panic at the Disco
    all I can tell you is spam their fansite until you get some form of a response

  • Is it emo if you cut your own hair? (100.00%)
    nope, just means you dont want to spend a ridiculous amount of money getting it actually done, no problem here.

  • How can I deal with this?
    no you shouldnt be mad about them working on a project. you're probably over-reacting, if they're going to work on something then they may not need your help, they may not have wanted you to go so they could work peacefully. dont take things like this ...

  • Dancing, should my boyfriend be so mad? (100.00%)
    of course thats something to get mad about, but you shouldnt feel too bad about it surprisingly. guys are very protective, and you need to talk with your boyfriend(civil conversation, dont yell under any circumstances) and explain to him that you didnt...

  • How to ask my friend out?
    honestly, if what you're saying is true, you probably arent going to get her for long, popular people enjoy being popular, and dont take kindly to having someone lowering their popularity(pisses me off honestly). my advice on this situation is to simpl...

  • How do I deal with panic attacks?
    doesnt sound like a panic attack to me, sounds like you're just slightly obsessive over the guy. find reasons why things dont matter and focus on them whenever you're feeling panicky(<---dunno if thats a word), keep in mind that you will still have ...

  • How do I tell my friends about my panic and depression? (100.00%)
    they wont think you're scary, and if they do then you shouldnt care because those people are shallow and will go to hell(man im such a happy person). talking about suicide is almost normal nowadays, so dont feel stupid for that, you're friends arent sc...

  • How do I boost up my self esteem?
    you dont know any of that, because from what youve said no one else has told you that you look like crap, so why do you think that you do? unless someone comments on you that thought shouldnt even come to mind. next, what I just said is how you boost s...

  • Math and Sleep
    not unless youre exhausting yourself during the time when you should be sleeping, then you'll gain sleep exponentially.

  • Do you prefer broad or small shoulders on a girl?
    if we had a choice, I would choose small shoulders and regular shaped face(whatever that is, slightly egg-shaped I suppose)

  • Guys, would you ever fight a girl?
    that kid is a douchebag, I've never hit a girl to this day(and im a very violent person), I think it is horribly wrong and that kid should go to hell. you shouldnt have to say anything, all I can say is get someone to defend you, because if he's mean e...

  • Black people and rock music
    honestly they probably would, but thats just because the nation we live in is racist, horribly, so dont be surprised if you get anything for it.

  • Is craving alcohol bad? (100.00%)
    signs of an addiction, thats all. keep avoiding it and the cravings will slowly fade(but never completely go away)

  • Self tying shoes
    look up how he does it on google and you'll find out that he doesnt.

  • Should hillary be our president?
    really I wouldnt mind hillary as a president, although her husband will be the first man...thats the part that worries me is having bill influencing her as president. because of my fear of that(because I really didnt like bill that much) I would prefer...

  • Why do you think you're single?
    I hate having a partner, too high of maintenance, I cant afford them. no one I wished I had never screwed up with, theyre the ones who screwed up so far. basically what happened is I made her parents want to kill her through a certain little secret.

  • I am about to explode on this girl for doing this with guys
    I wouldnt say you need a lot of advice, you've just allowed kait to progress for too long, the only thing you can do is tell her to leave guys alone until shes ready to actually go for it. dating is a matter of maturity, and if your friend isnt mature ...

  • How am I supposed to react when a teacher dies?
    if the teacher has family you should at least send them a card thanking them for everything the teacher has done for you, and if you feel obligated go to the funeral, it will at least make you feel better.

  • Whats the "coffee" cheat on san andreas?
    I don't know how to get it but there isnt a cheat code I know that much

  • Why does this guy always stare at me?
    if he talks about you to his friends he likes you big time, because guys do the same thing girls do except in different wordings, they'll talk with their friends about girls who they like. if its been 2 years though then I would think he wouldve asked ...

  • Sperm on leg?
    it has to be in liquid, so unless your skin is liquid it will stay right where it hit.

  • Why do people make fun of emo people? (100.00%)
    people are insecure about themselves and in order to get rid of that they get what I call "dikhead impulses" and they go around making fun of people until they feel better. in otherwords, people are assholes, thats why people make fun of emos. I've l...

  • What should I eat for lunch?
    the souls of small children. or ramen, thats what I had.

  • Guess The Song/ Band
    I've heard it, its by buzzcocks I think, but I don't know the name of the song

  • What song shoudl I listen to? (100.00%)
    "we ate the horse you rode in on" - Vanna "this moment" - Disturbed "I wont see you tonight (part 1 or part 2)" - Avenged Sevenfold "unbound(the wild ride)" - Avenged Sevenfold these are a few if you like rock like me

  • My girlfriend wants a break
    she finds the relationship with you stressful, make it not stressful, dont fight with her and keep her happy until this stuff works out.

  • Depression Or Stress?
    depression is when you are always quiet and irritable, you always think that life should end, and you think everyone is against you. stress youre quiet and irritable, you are trying to make life end and everyone really is against you.

  • Do I leave her just for him?
    option 1: if you want to stay with the girl, then you may want to just spark the fire and give this other guy a call on the cell, yell at him for a while, and once its all over with, your girlfriend will end up choosing one or the other, keep in mind h...

  • Am I a slut for liking another guy even though I have a boyfriend?
    It does NOT make you a slut to look at other guys while you have a boyfriend, it feels good sometimes as a guy to talk to other girls, dunno why it just does. and the first question, I doubt you can save the relation unless you're the one causing probl...

  • How do you know if someone's gay?
    tone of voice, theres a list of questions on the internet somewhere(sorry im drowsy dunno where), their fashion sense, how much they laugh when they're around other guys, on their list of friends the ratio between guys and girls will be skewed compared...

  • Plate spinning Music
    its from the nutcracker, I just cannot recall the actual piece of music, I may get back to you or I may forget, no promises.

  • Is it possible to stop or delay my period?
    think for a moment, how long has this been going on? how many times have you tried to stop it? has it ever stopped? that last one should be no, because to my knowledge there is no medication, no therapy, no resisting that can hold your period, then aga...

  • How can I be the perfect girlfriend?
    all men are different as to what they want in a girl, I personally require that you be mildly good looking(which your picture surpasses by far) I require the ability to be serious and humorous at free will, I require that you be able to laugh(dont be d...

  • Sisters Dating Older Guy- What to do.
    well im sure you know your mother better than me, all I can say as far as approval goes is let your mother meet him, and if he isnt that good with people dress him up and be sure he doesnt talk much(put on a good impression for mom) and afterwards simp...

  • Why are men only interested in sex?
    many do, were just too quiet about it, if you can find the right kind of guy you'll notice that not all guys are that way, unless youre talking about meatheaded jocks, in which case youre very right and its just because theyre moronic and cant handle t...

  • What would happen if you got charged with piracy?
    charge you for plagiarism and pirating, which can total anywhere between $250 and $25000 depending on how much you have commited

  • Can I move out at the age of 17
    not that I know of, unless your parent disowns you, which is not a fun experience believe me.

  • Guy advice?
    why not ask him out somewhere, you cant stay on the phone forever, am I right? if you believe it will make you happy then go for it, I guarantee under 10% of paranoias come true, this one probably wont, and if it does, I would be happy to have you come...

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