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  • What if I run into Shane McMahon in NYC?
    I think the proper etiquette is to stomp on his toe, grab him into a headlock, then suplex the snot out of him. If the bodyguards try to stop you then you tag your buddy's hand and have him jump from a fire hydrant to body slam the guy. Keep beating ...

  • How to get a bigger butt.
    Hmm.. Trans fats would help, but you need to also exercise the waist. Maybe if you ate McDonald's everyday and only did sit-ups for exercise your backside would grow.

  • Why is the Yahoo! homepage stuck on the wrong date?
    You could also just clear your browser files and cookies. Or if you have Firefox then just clear the browser cache. Plus, I would try using other sites than Yahoo.

  • How can I add video on Dreamweaver?
    Oh, you want to add flash videos? Well you can drop it onto youtube and call up the html to save bandwidth or put a flash player onto your site using the stuff you get with dreamweaver.

  • How do you dance? (0.00%)
    Ohh, like this ....(oohh!), and like this ...(oh yeah!), and check this one out ..(wooo! yeah!) See, that wasn't too hard.

  • What should I be when I grow up?
    So, you want "Blood Diamond", without the blood? How about a deep-sea diver guy that fixes tanks from the inside at a waste water treatment plant. Betcha it pays well and everyday is some new exciting adventure.

  • How can I lose 20lbs in 2 weeks?
    I think that your arms weigh about that much. That would fix the weight issue.

  • Are there any phone surveys that pay?
    If they don't get you to sign up for something, even if that is your information so that they can solicit to you legally on your phone and email, then they can' t afford to pay you.

  • Makeout
    Try leaning half way in. This is usually a cue for him to finish the path to the make-out. Or just go down on him.

  • How do I make money with Adsense?
    Well the key to AdSense is Traffic. Traffic is from either referrals, organic search engine referals, or direct url advertising putting a website in front of a consumer audience enough to the point where they enter it on their computers. You can als...

  • Ever try Google ads or being an affiliate?
    I just saw your geocites page. You might want to invest $20 in a domain and hosting for the next six months. Too many people used the geocites pages early on for spam to let it be trusted anymore by the search engines. You need the search engines to...

  • Ever try Google ads or being an affiliate? (100.00%)
    Yes. The ads do work. I went a little overboard on the one on my homepage , but it does get clicks. www.water-park-locations.com (the dashes work in yahoo and msn but google I think punishes me for it. The site just went up and is a work in progres...

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