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tinatodder4's Advice
Back off.
**She broke it off with him becuase she realized she was happy with me.** No, she stayed with you because she realized you're a sucker that will always let her walk all over you. You're a doormat. If it was that easy she'll do it again. And she didn't...
boobs ARE part of your body.. so yes.
omg. listening to owl city is like raping my ears with a spiked dildo. HELL NO. sorry.
Best fucklng dance song in the history of the world is '"be faithful"' by Fatman Scoop. THROWBACK! classic though, classic. EVERYONE dances when that song comes on. It's crazy. IF YA GOT LONG HAIR ON YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR EAR TO YA SLEEVE EVEN IF YOU GO...
No it's not normal to eat like that.. 6 SMALL meals is normal. You have to stop eating at least 2 hours before you go to bed.. Also, eat shlt with fiber. it keeps you full for longer. If I were you I would write down EVERYTHING I eat, and the times I a...
He doesn't like you. It's nice to pretend that he does, but he doesn't. He is just hoping that you'll agree to be his slice on the side. If he had any real feelings towards you, he'd be with you. Not his girlfriend. Saying that he's "'afraid"" to leave...
Doctor.
Sigh, 13.. why god.
I would tell her.. but she probably won't listen to you. If she shoots you down right away and starts defending him then don't press it. Let her figure it out on her own.
Whatever gender they identify with.. then they marry the opposite. (and I say opposite only because gay marriage is not legal.) but yeah, hermaphrodites can get legally married... it depends on what their gender is LEGALLY (man/ woman)
Well, technically it IS possible if there was cum on his fingers when he fingered you. but it is HIGHLY unlikely. Don't worry about it. You're probably missing periods because you're so stressed about it.
WAHHH STRAWBERRY BLONDE IS MY IDEAL HAIR COLOR!! :'( hmph. Anyway, when it comes to super long hair.. there's not much you can do unless you plan on doing some cutting.. that's pretty much it. you can put it in a high ponytail.. or a giant side ponyta...
The word "perm" means PERMANENT. duh. That means it'll until you cut it off. If you want your curly hair back then you have to grow out your hair and chop off the permed hair. -EDIT- you guys, keep in mind that she has white people hair lol.. it af...
If he thinks your obsessed now, then there's no way to change his mind. It's useless. Guys make up they're mind about girls VERY quickly. and Those opinions don't change. There's no hope dude, move on.
**all my girlfriends say that I shouldnt be with him, and that id be an idiot to go back to that again** They're right. and deep down, he doesn't love you. As nice as it is to think that, it's not true. If it was he wouldn't have cheated so many times...
^ I said regardless of GENDER not species..
People are idiots! the end.
Trust your guy friend, not your girl friends. GUYS KNOW GUYS. They know what other guys what, they know what other guys think.. they just know, alright? Girls, as much as we try to deny it, are clueless. You're a trophy.
Yeah, I'd say it's pretty freaking dumb.
You bought a blonde SHAMPOO? Shampoo isn't going to color your hair.. No matter how many times you wash your hair with it. Those types of shampoos are to ENHANCE your hair color, not change it. Therefore, that shampoo you bought would only work for som...
I'm assuming it means '"don't be so defensive"'
lol.. Just MAKE the costumes. They can't be that hard.. I guess for Hannah Montana you would need some shiny jacket, a crapload of accessories, a skirt, and a t-shirt from limited-too. As for Miley Cyrus.. I don't know, a stripper pole and a bikini t...
The best time/age is when you feel secure and ready.
When you're on birth control and use condoms.
You're going to look short regardless, lol. but yeah.
But, you ARE inexperienced.. Why do you want to pretend you're something you're not? because you think he'll like you more if he sees you that way? I'm assuming you actually like this guy, and you want to date him.. Having cyber sex isn't going to g...
I hear funadvice.com is pretty good.
If you're questioning it then it's obvious that deep down YOU think it's bad.
Actually, I've attended far more than 5 schools, all in different states in the USA. Once again, I DO know how you feel. So stop feeling sorry for yourself. it's useless and no-one cares!!! life is a play, never play the victim.
No, that's not what it means..
You're not going back, get over it. judging your peers and calling them '" plastic and snobby"; is not going to help your situation. Make the best of it. Don't let your happenings destroy your happiness. Be kind and gracious and I promise they will res...
Pansexuality is very similar to bisexuality.. but you see, the term "'bisexuality"' limits you to only boys and girls, whereas pansexuality is like anything goes. Not just boys and girls, but transexual/transgender.. crap like that. Pansexuals describe...
Wow. there is no such thing as "'opinions"' when it comes to paternity. You're either pregnant, or your not. And yes, you ARE that naive if you had unprotected sex.. multiple times.
Be the bigger person and KILL HER WITH KINDNESS. It works. Being an asshole will only make you look like an asshole. Don't show your weakness by curling up and acting like a bltch. Be nice and shock em all! She obviously has some personal issues that r...
Hell, anything above a 0 for me is a damn good grade.
If you had sex, then DUH, OBVIOUSLY you could be pregnant. Good job.
Sigh. You need to understand that he doesn't like you. He never did like you. He just wanted sex and that's it. Sorry. You got played, get over it. This is exactly why you should NEVER have sex with someone outside of an exclusive monogamous relationsh...
Legally? Nowhere. Nothing is free.
If it was a good relationship she wouldn't have cheated. Tell your friend not to do anything. Hurt people usually hurt people... and I know he's upset about what she did but he needs to grow some balls and be the bigger one in this situation. Don't go...
Semi-permanent hair color just stains just the outer layer, but permanent hair dye lifts the cuticle allowing the dye to get to the shaft. New hair from the roots isn't affected by the previously dyed hair. By the way, I've been reading a lot of que...
well technically it will damage your hair, because putting ANYTHING in your hair, even brushing it, with cause damage. but the amount of damage caused from 1 use of semi-permanent dye is so so microscopic it's basically nothing at all. BUT besides tha...
HAAAHA 13 and interested in a guy with a son! ohhh lordy. he's talking to you because he thinks you're naive easy. duh.
security. and you feel loved. so both.
we don't do your homework here.
Dude, they don't like you. You're they're doormat. Why would you let ANYONE treat you like that, especially if you call them you're friends? stop being so pathetic. Friends are the family that we choose for ourselves. Don't allow these types of people ...
look at the camera and smile with confidence.
Choose the one YOU want. It's okay to be picky. Don't settle for just any guy who says he likes you. Also, you're like 14, so you should really just be focusing on having fun. Boyfriends can be too much drama..
Whomp. You need to realize that you're 16 years old. You're going to go through a million more of these heartaches throughout your life, this is just the beginning. Just stop cyber stalking him and mooove on. Why do you keep looking back? That is not w...
She SHOULD break up with him but she won't because she's a typical teenage girl. aka dumb.