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Its such a cultural thing. Over here in Ireland cussing isnt an issue with the vast majority of people, we just dont get offended by words. You should ask her not to be so easily offended and if she cant tell her to 'f' off ha ha :), ...(only messing)
I love when people call their dogs normal names. I'm getting a dog this weekend I'm either gonna call it Steve, Philip, or Eugene. I think its so funny.
Some old Irish sayings are, roughly translated are; Every patient is a doctor after he's cured, A windy day is not the day for thatching, A friend's eye is a good mirror, You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was, ...
Heres a wiki page about the moon treaty. Should answer your question :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Treaty
Hmm, maybe I'm a little backward but if I have a child I wouldn’t have a problem with someone else scolding him/her if the child was bold. As a child I knew that if I disrespected anyone they could scold me, it was normal. I do think it worked though...
great answer jazz. you rock.
Playing music. I love playing music. If I couldnt do that I would really die inside.
female ones... man boobs are nasty.
sorry, just realised your a girl :) you dont need to worry about that happening.
Yeah you seem a little confused. Erect means that the penis is hard and up. what he did was ejaculate/cum/blew his load too soon. Its not a good thing but not the end of the world, just wait a while and go again :) anyway if your worried about that ...
no its not. when the penis is fully erect the glans (head) is exposed because the foreskin is retracted. Generally this means there is little difference between a cut and uncut man when fully erect. so you can shoot like anyone else. just make sure you...
Yeah he is definitely just really horny. Its a very powerfull feeling. this isnt something he thinks about its just a natural reaction to the urges he has. Its so much stronger if your relationship isnt sexual too. it basically means your turning him...
I love the natural look. Honestly, if I see a girl caked in makeup I wouldnt even look twice. Its just such a turn off.
Seriously your friend shouldnt worry. Getting teased for having red hair is common, but its only because its an easy thing to pick on, in the same way a small guy gets teased for being small, or a heavy person gets teased for being heavy etc. Perso...
I love red heads. That band girls aloud... nicola is the sexiest by far. mmm.
I'm not American. I'm from Ireland. Hello Singapore :)
To be totally honest I would never do it. I mean how stupid would you feel after you blow all over her face.. then what... "oh let me get you a towel honey". Yeah its ok for porno's but in real life its a bit odd I think. Thats just me though.
Recent studies have shown that being homosexual is related to certain receptors in the brain. I think this is the article but I'm to lazy to read it again. http://www.nerve.com/Regulars/ScienceOfSex/09-05-00/
Do both. Its all good. I do love it when its just the mouth though. Its sexy. Dont forget eye contact. :)
Yeah girls are different. Its really herd to discribe but I think youl enjoy it. I love to do it.
Yeah guys think its hot. Well I do anyway.
I personally like it all shaved. But it really shouldnt matter unless you are with a complete tool.
Aye I knew that sooitca :) Didnt mean to ignore you there... sorry.
I notice that all you who say yes are women. Tell me... how long have you all had penis's? You must have them if you know how much easier it is to clean it if its snipped... If you do it your cruel. There is no need. You can clean an uncircumcised p...
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I love Emmy Rossum. She's hot.
As I stated I'm no John Lennon but isnt it easier to change words without changing the meaning of a sentence. What I mean is, once you have the music written and a beat set isn't it easier to change words so the syllables fit than change the music to f...
I just coppied this from the net. I havent studied it yet cause I want to try to figure it out myself but I'm guessing its right. Numbers quantity in each jar in 19 - 13 - 7 order. 0 13 7 7 13 0 19 1 0 12 1 7 12 8 0 5 8 7 5 13 2 ...
Aw great question. I often wondered this myself. I have come to the conclusion that you should write the tune first then wrap the lyrics around it, but if you heard any of the songs I wrote you may not want to listen to my advice lol.
wow I though I was a freak. I have blond hair in the summer and it goes light brown/strawberry blond in the winter and my eyes used to be blue but are green now. Wierd.
If I voice an opinion and my girlfriend isn't there to hear it, am I still wrong?
All girls are different. For example a really good friend of mine only goes out with total dicks. Her last boyfriend was a drug dealing coke snorting abusive a$$ and now she is going out with a complete alco gimp. Its such a shame too cause she's a bea...
Yeah I love it. I love everything about it.
I prefer shaved. definitely. Still, I'm not going to kick a girl outta the bed for having a bush.
If I was a girl the rabbit would scare the crap outa me. lol. it just looks scary :) Did she ask you to get her one. If not maybe you should try something small and unintimidating. I am a guy and so I'm not the most qualified to advise, but thats th...
play it cool. pretend you couldn't give a crap.
oh yeah thet one bugs me too. OR WHEN PEOPLE SHOUT WHOLE MESSAGES LIKE THIS IT CAN BE REALLY FRUSTRATING TO READ.
I have never heard of them or seen them but I hate them. oooh how can I meet the jonas brothers??? oooh does anyone have the jonas brothers phone number??? Oooh I love the jonas... SHUT UP!
The Stone Roses are number 1
Heart? Answer?
I would first try to contact the prison and ask to speak with him to see if he is ok. If they refuse I would explain to them that I only want to make sure he is ok. You could try contacting amnesty international for advice.
I had a rabbit and a cat. They fell in love and tried to make 'rittens'. Then my cat died. I think he died of a broken heart cause the rabbit cheated on him with the neighbours puppy.
yay! woo hoo I helped :)
colin farrell cause he's a legend. or else allison hannigan cause shes so super hot.. course then she'd be lesbian lol.
I would kick the little shíts butt. Tell him to get lost if he cant respect your decision.
Whats wrong with the guitar? Its amazing what you can do with a guitar if you service it. Can you bring it to a shop and get new strings on it, get the truss rod checked and adjusted if nessecary, get the bridge and nut taken down to improve the actio...
As emma11 said, if your going through puberty its totally normal. Dont worry about it.
as much or as little as you like. Its all up to your own personal preference. Personally I like it when a girl takes it all off but it doesnt really matter.
well stop calling it a weener for starters lol
Phil Lynnot Jimmy Hendrix Lenny Kravitz Bo Diddley For crying out loud slash is half black so in answer to your question... NO