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  • Gay sin
    wow. lol

  • Gay sin
    So why shouldn't wemon speak in church?

  • Gay sin
    hmm, all good points. so God is setting homosexuals up for failure?

  • Stomach Blowing up
    Your stomach wont explode... your stomach acids will regirgatate if you eat excessively

  • Dirty Songs
    david banner- work it

  • Weight loss side-affects
    ewww, what are the side-affects of viniger pills?

  • Can you het high off of one hit of a joint?
    doing drugs isnt really the things you should be bragging about!

  • How to know if you're in love?
    no.

  • How old do I look?
    Thats what I'm here for. LOL

  • Is this dark?
    Wow... Bravo... you r officially EMO!!!

  • How old do I look?
    48 seems about right

  • Do you think its right to fight? (100.00%)
    I think I is perfectly ok to fight, but only if there is a reason for it, you also have to keep in mind that people fight for fun, such as boxing and tai fighting. but if there is an obviouse reason (that is acceptable) that the two persons are fightin...

  • Is this normal
    yup... normal as can b

  • What can I use?
    cucumber

  • My emo life (0.00%)
    stop being EMO! is step number 1. second, guys can be azzholes, trust me, I can be one too. but if the are loke that all the time, pitch em, you are better off without the, step 3) do something that will make your parents trust you more, like get goo...

  • Reassurance about treat idea, help please?
    its not good just to only eat that. even tho its only once a month. your body will be lagged down tge next day from lack of energy, and it WILL SUCK!!! its fine to treat yourself once a month, like that, but eat some small meals also. dont eat a lot of...

  • How to masturbate quickly?
    why would you want to do that??

  • Whats with "emo"?
    so your saying, because you listen to emo, you dress like it?!?!? you are wrong my FAVORITE band is "As I Lay Dying" but you dont see me dressing like them, or acting like them,

  • Whats with "emo"?
    the ones that have a bad childhood are "clinicly depressed" and even tho they have a right to be that way, they still shouldnt resort to being emo. my best friend, has been thrown in and out of his parents life so much, he is almost ALWAYS depressed, b...

  • Whats with "emo"?
    I don't think you understand, Tizz, they have nothing wrong with them, they just think its cool

  • Whats with "emo"?
    but its not just girls, guys too

  • Does pineapple change the taste of cum?
    things like iced tea and lemons, with a lot of citric acid, make it sweet as well

  • What is the best song right now?
    its obviously "through struggle" by As I Lay Dying. best song ever

  • Bros before hoes
    me XD

  • Need help about piercing.
    go swimming, it fine, the chlorine will even help clean it out

  • How do I ask a question and make it anonymous?
    kk, ty

  • Be honest, would you really date a black girl?
    to be honost, I dont find blacks sexualy attractive. but they have great personallities like everyone els.

  • I Give Advise But I Need It Badly (100.00%)
    sit her down, and say, "I know I have been foolish, I have made a lot of poor choices in our days, but the only thing that keeps me sane is you. you are closest to my heart, and I feel as if im not puting forth my best effort to make this problem of ou...

  • Vegetarian Foods (100.00%)
    well, I too, am a veggi. I love fresh fruits. but meals, you should have things like Grilled cabbage salad, or vegi-chilli. it is so GOOD

  • What does blue balls mean?
    yup, what they said

  • Did I do this right?
    well, sounds to me like you just need practice. the more you do it, the better you will get. nothing to worry about.

  • How can I make him understand
    tell him the reason and also tell him that you need him too. but you want to be able to be with someone that has also has a kid and knows what they are doing and how to handle it.

  • I want a baby
    ok... W/E you say... I like how you put in "Farrari, its not like they are expensive or anything" just proves you are lying about your life to make everyone fell like they are below you

  • I want a baby
    umm... yur age on profile sais 18...

  • I want a baby
    umm... you have a "mansion" in New York? dought it. you are only 19. you dont have any of that crap .

  • I hate my girlfriend's friend
    ok, ill try that and let you know how it turm out. tanks a ton

  • I hate my girlfriend's friend
    I have tried to reak friends with her for 2 months. I have tried to find common things. and her homelife is great from what she tells my girlfriend. to be honost I think she is like that for attention at school, but im not to sure. I try to spark a con...

  • Good comebacks for when I'm bullied?
    GLAD I could help lol

  • Runaway or kill myself?
    talk to your parents about it. I used to be the same way. but at first it was so akward talking to them about it. but it worked out for the best, ya know? so now I have a wonderful life. and trust me, you will have the same feeling when you get done ta...

  • I hate my girlfriend's friend
    ok cutiepie, I dont think you are fully egtting what I'm saying... its not that she is in a different "clique" that me. its just the way she acts alll the time. she ALWAYS talking about how much she hates EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. she is so depressing,...

  • Good comebacks for when I'm bullied?
    wow... NO NO NO you are teaching him wrong. LMAO what you do is watch movies that are rude. like bad santa. they tend to have a lot of comebacks you can use. also say mean things about how they are, even if its not how they are. like tell them "Their t...

  • What to do about my ugly yellow teeth?
    mix baking soda with some water, and brush with that. its 3x better than any tooth paste.

  • Boyfriend in prison.
    yes you can get out for good behaivor, but it also depends on what kind of crime it was. if you dont wonna say it here, funmail me. ill give you all the info I can

  • Stopped responding to me on Myspace
    do it in person, over-the-net crap like that is weak-sauce. LMAO. he might think because you are telling him over the internet, that your not confedent enough to ask him in person. confedence is key

  • How big do balloon mollies get?
    what the f*ck is a balloon mollie?

  • Microsoft points
    hmmm, microsoft = useless prism of scrap metal and plastics, along with other material. but. I would have to say "I don't know" for my answer

  • Curious, does anyone think being gay is wrong? (0.00%)
    ummm, yes its very wrong. infact its a sin, and if our gay, your going to hell.

  • Favorite kissing techniques? (100.00%)
    I like it whan a chick grabs your shirt while making out, and pulls you tightly againsed their bod.

  • Is this a skateboard shoe?
    yes it is a skateshoe, but not the best, not even close to the best. I run with Adio, Circa, and D.C. I get free DC shoes because im sponserd, but I also buy others. so I would recommend one of thoes 3.

  • My crush doesn't maintain eye contact anymore
    I think he just wants you to make a move, have you tried going up and talking to him? sounds to me like he is just shy.

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