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  • how to get my GPA to a 3.5 or higher
    im in highschool

  • First time today.
    Ugh. maybe. how do I tell her?

  • First car.
    October 26th. my dad told me about the loan thing. he said bring like 6k and tell em you only have 5k

  • First car.
    I have, I looked on craigslist too! I just want some personal opinions

  • Cheating Mother.
    I confronted her once. I was like "Who the f*** is Randy?" and she was like "A friend."

  • Stress.
    Hello, my name is Mikhail. im 17 years oold and I have a lot to get off my chest. im jobless, my dad is jobless and my mom is the only one working. my dad is on a government income tho. my sister is getting surgery in 10 days for scoliosis, and she has...

  • Unprofessional appeals.
    thanks for being honest and not talking out your ears, alvina. hahaha

  • Unprofessional appeals.
    so which one is more unprofessional?

  • Unprofessional appeals.
    I thought it might be ethics? because your using your own personal ethics. right?

  • is getting wet the same as cumming
    no. getting wet is just bodily liquid leaving glands to form a 'lubricant ' cumming is a peek of sexual excitement thats can lead to a climaz (orgasm)

  • Weight loss for a fatty
    Sweet, I'll check it out. any more tips?

  • Weight loss for a fatty
    Ummm...like underarmor? its sports spandex

  • Weight loss for a fatty
    oh I know it doesnt happen over night. But I need to fit into my tux, its tight around the stomach

  • Cancun, Mexico Prices.
    A good 1/4 of the price as the U.S. for instance, a $80.00 Jacket here is about $25.00 there

  • proper slap
    Palm open, all fingers touching, thumb extended out, hand raised above head, then struck down at an angle across the lower cheek

  • Teaching creationism in public schools
    Seperation of Church and state bans any teachings or preachings of any ONE religion in public schools. if they teach more than one (I.E.: Christianity and Judaism), they are able to give unbiased opinions. But they can not force the class on students, ...

  • Work out/ Diet
    First off, I would like to state that I am a man. ha

  • Remove puff paint from clothes
    no, puff paint, like it comes in a small little bottle, and it puffs up when it dries. my mom uses it for arts and crafts

  • Girl help.
    I told her, we talk about it all the time...she says she doesnt know why she doesnt like me, because im "practicaly perfect". we thought it might be because she is afraid if it doesnt work out, we will lose each other as friends also

  • Embarassing
    you shouldnt need to change your morals to suit him, if he likes you, he can deal with it.

  • End of the world
    but there have been so many links to the bible and mayans and other religion. and the bible tells us the things that happen before judgement day, and almost all of it is happening right now

  • End of the world
    I believe it will end. but if it doesnt does that mean the bible is false and christianity will end?

  • Goth prevention (0.00%)
    there is no way she is going to ruin my reputation, im going to callege next year, so I wont even be in the same school as her. so dont even start with that B.S. and yes, I am a jerk. and I dont care how "stereotypical" im being. goths are FREAKS FREAK...

  • Goth prevention (0.00%)
    HAHAHA are you freaking kidding me? me? a phase? I dont think so, I got a great loife, im captain of the football team, homecoming king 3 years running, I got a great girlfriend, I got a great job. im the happiest person in the world. I even have a ful...

  • Goth prevention
    but its not herself. she is only doing it because her friends are. HER FAVORITE COLOUR IS PINK FOR CHRIST SAKE! but she is pushing it aside because she wants to be like her HObag friends!

  • Goth prevention
    her social life is going to be crap! around my parts, if you are not a sports player, you are basicly dead. im just trying to save her from highschool, which she will be in next year. if she goes into school like that. her life will be FUGGED! people a...

  • Money problems
    oh trust me, I have done something similiar. I made a list, and a chart. and they said no. right now im mainly worried about school supplies. I got school on the 2nd...and only got a binder.

  • How do I meet Nick Jonas?
    what is so great about there jonas brothers? io mean, really? im not making fun of anyone, I just want to know. the people who are freaking out to meeet him say they are "in love with him"and will "marry him" what if these guys are total A-holes? what...

  • City And Colour
    Comin' Home, or Sleeping Sickness

  • What does 'imao' stand for??
    or if she means imao, it could mean "itching my a*s off" LOL

  • GPA from 1.3 to 3.5
    thanks a ton. can someone els give me anymore suggestions/tips?!

  • GPA from 1.3 to 3.5
    I would love to get a tutor, but they are sooo dang expensive.

  • do guys have orgasims from a blow job?
    some guys do, but not all, and it depends on the sound, if its moaning and grunting, its good, but if its "ERRRG, OUCH, AHH!" thats not a good!

  • want to become vegetarian
    thanks shawnie9. lol. but ya, if you need any help or support. just funmail me. im more than willing to help you. and if you want to take the next step, which is a vegan, please do. I hope I helped you. and remember, Animals feel pain too.

  • High schoolers
    sept 2, day after labor day

  • want to become vegetarian
    hey , I know exactly what you are going through im 16, almost 17 and I have been a veg since I was about 13. it was hard at first to give up meat, because my favorite food was sushi. and my parents are also major meat eaters. what I suggest doing is b...

  • how to get my GPA to a 3.5 or higher
    Every last friday of the month

  • Acne help!
    go here... skinid.com fill out the form, and order the stuff, its PERFECTION at its best

  • how to get my GPA to a 3.5 or higher
    thats another thing I cant do, sports are a HUGE part of my life. im the leader of the football team and wrestling and lacross. so I can stop foing that. but what I do for fun is sleep. lmao

  • how to get my GPA to a 3.5 or higher
    hahaha, this is going to be difficult. I dont play video games a lot!!! I work out, play sports and everything physical you can think of. and dont be embarrased, you didnt know. and my picture doesnt help anyways =P

  • funavice confermation e-mail no show
    how do I request a resend?

  • how to get my GPA to a 3.5 or higher
    for one, I dont eat ice cream, im a Vegan, lol but you didnt know that, for two, there is no girls night out for me, im a man LOL. but, the classes that I have are easy, im just not motivated to do the work

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