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steve2933's Advice
KRS-ONE
DON'T!!!
FLIPPER
WHY WOULD YOU WANT THEM SMALLER? THAT'S LIKE SLAPPING GOD IN THE FACE.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SMEAR HONEY AND CHEWING GUM IN YOUR HAIR, AND IT WILL GROW FINE. OH!! AND DRINK LOTS OF PICKLE JUICE. GOOD LUCK!