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are you kidding me??? god damn! 1.your killing a living breathing baby! *technically and in the eyes of the law, the baby is NOT breathing and in the eyes of the law, a baby isn't alive until it's born. 2.if you dont want a baby but you got p...
ah yeah..I forgot about aries... the baby of the zodiac
I think I can prove that lol!! it does hurt lol...bu tonly for a few days, but have it done for the right reasons...I had mine done in 1993...way befor it was fashionable!! but yeah, for about three days you'll be living ona certain mc-famous-burge...
capricorn, aquarius, pices, taurus, ???, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagitarius I've gorgotten one???
ok. out it this way. if you had something you had looked after and cared for for 15 - 16 - 17 (how ever many!!) years, then you would be cautious to let it out of your sight! if you love your girlfriend then you will appreciate this will take time...
I ahd my nipples, belly button and 'hood' pierced all in one go...if you can stand the initila pain and after pain then its your call...
ok firstly werid cravings the constant erg to eat mood swings wanting to cry for no reason additude wanting to be alone growing at a fast rate getting fatter... these are all standard for adolensance and hormone changes... the or...
it is a habit, and the fact it will give you artritus is a myth. I actually asked one of my lecturers at uni (we had a mythical nursing lecture, you know things that all our mums say 'going out with wet hair will give you a cold - myth' umm...knuckles ...
it's refreshing to see someone who is activly thinking of respoinsible ways to indulge in sexual activity...well done! and I mean that! if you're using a condom, as long as it's in date, been put on properly and if any lubrication has been used it's...
oh my god, I just read all four (in 2 weeks I might add, not bad!) but the books are SO MUCH better than the film, the film doesn't do it justice...but sumery.. (I may get a little caught up in the last two, but it's all part of it) edward leaves, h...
doodlegirl, it's fine, as long as you're eating the calories to sustain such a regime. fitness is very individual, I do 40 mins on the cross trainer, yet when I started I couldn't do that, I had to build up to it... as long as you're still eating...
sounds like you have developed a nocturnal sleeping habit, and because your panicking about not being able to sleep it's a bit of a self fullfilling prophacy! ok, when you feel like you want to sleep then simply don't...and in the late afternoon you...
because it's a global site, there's over 104,000 member, so the laws of probably with time difference and sociollogical users means that most people who use this have easy access to a computer... I'm a student nurse who goes on funadvice when I'm pr...
ok, may I ask how he got the custody? I mean, traditionally the men don't, was there a reason? or grounds for him making you feel this way? I do agree with twilightmom that you have supervised access and him having custody would be my first concern...f...
if it's pain in the back, it may be a nerve to be honest...you wait lol! no just kidding, I've had two, so I went back for move, can't be that bad really... but at this stage baby is still very ickle...I think maybe size of grape? and very low in yo...
yup, my lip on scarred too...if it's any consolation, the nose doesn't hurt even 1/30th of the lip! I can't comment on the tounge because after a a few days I forgot I'd had it pieced (both times!) so clearly I didn't find it painful...and no one can t...
what vicious little cows! ok, they are clearly feeling very rejected and because they feel rejected, they're simply punishing you for it. school can bea minefield, really, so clickly (doesn't change a huge amount as you get older really, you just le...
it hurts a little, but then havin metal put it your body is going to chaffe a bit. but healing process is relativly quick, but it wil be tender for a few weeks. and it's advisable to get it done somewhere profesionally, where they use a needle not a gu...
I like comic sans, even when I'm presenting something awfully stuffy, it seems to tame it a little and make it more gentle to read...in about a 12 font, not on bold or italic...just normal...:)
I'm british, and people seem to think it runs through our veins or something, but realy it depends what mood I'm in, but if I have tea I HAVE to have sugar, and since I'm on a diet, I avoid it like the plague! so I guess coffee...
don't worry, yesterday was a bit of an anti-groundhog day...as in, systems malfunctioned, but shoudl be restored now...not bad , just one day..if only the whole world workforce only had one day 'sick' a year lol!
there is NO average size, yes they have statistics, but unless EVERY single person in the WHOLE wide world were to get measured proffesionally, then I would say ANY estimates were inaccurate!
I use the cross trainer and my hubby (rarely) drags me on to the bench..but I do feel a little better for it. however, in my job I walk thousands of steps everyday and I feel I get enough exercise the lol!
you shouldn't, whether you can do it without hurting or not. unless you are proffesionally trained, then don't! the belly button piercing is a very delicate procedure, and for the sake of £25 get it done somewhere proper!
no I don't think so, I think all religions mixed together may be getting near to the truth of what we're all about. but singurly, they have it messed up. no one religion has all the answers. I am spiritualist and that suits me because it allows for...
what does it matter anyway? if you are able to do what you want to do and you are healthy, the scales arn't relevant. we are all built differently, and the scales don't consider height, BMI or structure... can you do what you want to do? are you ...
pro-choice is simpy someone who is in favour of people having choice and the government, agency or employers dictating what goes on. prochoice is more than just one topic, it is the petition of people enabling people having the RIGHT to choose, no matt...
ab work out? cheap? maybe even free! then go to your sofa, lay down, position yourself so you are laying on the floor with your bottom against the sofa front and your legs are resting on the seats. you should be making a kind of 's' or '5' shape, yo...
ok, if you have overdosed before you need to seek medical advice. stomach ulcers can take a long time to mature or become sever. the thing about an overdose is it seems lke an easy way of 'doing something' but in reality, it is and can be slow, painful...
ok, I'm not american however... the cow thing, wouldn't work, after all, half of texas would be out of stock if you had to supply everyone to track them! the constitution, as far as I am aware, america is more patirotic than any country I know! ...
well 'funadvice' if all I get annoyed by is a book then I can't be that bad, can I? considering I am a nurse who cares for some very intolerant and impatient people sometimes, I feel venting my frustations at inconsistancies in writing and filming is a...
I have had a few incidences where they 'may' have been ghosts, or someone close to me. but someone telling a story of their experiance isn't going to make someone believe, it's a have to see to believe thing (technically) I'm not saying I saw a ...
ummm nothing like the smell of hot toast to make you want some...maybe it's the thought of the butter willingly melting with the heat, or the soft crunchyness...who'd have thought toast could be so yum! however, I work in a nursing home part time, a...
it brand new.. simple as that...it's in its purest form and will never be that delicate again. my mum had cancer, and she lost her hair..when it grew back she had 'baby hair' it was so soft and untampered with... and I'd say the same for babies ...
nine years olds...well that's like a video games, depends on development and what they like!! (I have boys lol!) you need to know what sort of things she's into...every girl is VERY different, you should know her better than me...next time you go to...
this time..I love the..the atmosphere...the way everyone puts themselves out that little bit more for each other... and most of all, seeing peoples faces when they get the present they were really after!
me too lol! seriously, like diluted grainy mud?? well, I figure my body is saying" look, it's coming out whether you want it or not'!!) it's quite normal, and unfortuntly absent periods have got to have there side affects, but if you're really worri...
I would explain to them that you don't agree with what they're doing, and as their friend their health is your only concern. re-assure them. however, this is a delicate matter and one which could spiral easily out of your control, surely the fact th...
ok, first - DONT' TRY TO IMPRESS HER! she's 3!! things are very simple for a 3 year old! go out to the early learnign centre, get some paints, some colouring stuff and when she comes over, take a roll of paper out and you and her just get messy! laigh ...
I'm english pure and simple and once I qulaify in nursing I want to live in america. I love your patriotic nature, I love the way you stand up for yourselves... hoorah america! a country who says 'sod it' to the rest of the world I'm looking out fo...
well the 'pre' bit can be about a week, maybe less...the bleeding, depends, some girls 3 days some 8 days...every girl is different... the pain, well I get 'my' cramps about 4 days before coming on, then while I'm on for first 3 days then they star...
ok, can I say, it sounds like he's realised that the grass isn't so green? if your kids would like you to work it out, then it's your call, but don't feel guilty about saying 'no'. from what I read, your kids arn't so easily fooled. what you need...
hormones again, and maybe pain?!?!? you need to ask really... when I was pregnant I'd cry at the most stupid things...seriously, I cried at a car advert!! but normally hormones. there will be people who say I don't know, my periods and my friends...
yup...cocod33 is right, hormones have a lot to answer for! the female body needs to release a lot of hormones to make it ovulate and menstrate...so as such, EVERYONE feels the effects...it's annoying...but it's the way it is... for example...when...
as far as I am aware (and I use limewire) if you download music(I don't download films) but if you download music, and you don't pay for it, then, yes, it's illegal. if you have anything and you don't pay for it, then it's illegal. simple...you don'...
ok...these rae ALL good to cut down on!! No red meats No soda No fast foods No fried foods No candy and drinking a glass of water is good before eating a meal (only because the body confuses needing fluids with food) but 1300 calories...
I know this is VERY worrying for you, but I had to have a laparostomy (basically, you have an abnormal result, and as a precaution they take you in to have a 'sample' of your cervix removed, and yes, ouch!) the outlook for early caught cancerous cel...
ok, I didn't read all the other answers, but as someone who has practised wicca, I do understand the pre-conceptions that people have. there's no one answer, but I think a common problem is that people still have a very distorted memory of the sale...
we have a totally differnt spinal structure to aquatic creatures. I think if the work 'neck' is used, then it refers to an area of recognition for humans. the purpose of humans having a 'neck' is that we have a joint that pivets, which serves to allow ...
I don't know for sure that there is a 'god', so I can't know for sure anyone 'higher' loves me, all I feel is there is something 'out there' and as long as I treat everyone with kindness, consideration, respect and understanding that I will be happy wi...