simplegal's Advice

• Any other Christians out there?
  HEY--- I'M ANOTHER ONE AND PROUD OF IT !!!
  
  
• How can I get my fake nails off?
  SOAK THEM IN ACETONE . IT WILL TAKE AWHILE THO...
  
  
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  I'D MOST LIKELY GUESS , TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!
  
  
• what came first the chicken or the egg?
  I'D HAVE TO SAY THAT THE CHICKEN CAME FIRST, SINCE THE BIBLE TEACHES THAT GOD CREATED ALL OF THE ANIMALS.. FOWL OF THE AIR AND THE FISH IN THE SEA...ETC... THE CHICKEN LAID THE EGG... NO EGG S WERE MENTIONED IN GENESIS... DEEP SUBJECT --- MOVE ON TO...
  
  
• Do you have to wash meat off before cooking it?
  I WOULD... WHO KNOWS IF THE BUTCHER HAS WASHED HIS HANDS LATELY !!!
  
  
• Did Jesus actually change the Sabbath day?
  THE WORD SABBATH MEANS REST _ CHRIST BECAME OUR REST . WE ARE TO REST IN THE LOVE AND KNOWLEDGE OF CHRIST ... REMEMBER THE SABBATH AND KEEP IT HOLY... REMEMBER CHRIST AND KEEP HOLY ALL DAYS NOT JUST ONE DAY A WEEK...
  
  
• Why are my lymph nodes swollen?
  LYMPH NODES DRAW INFECTION AWAY FROM AN AREA CAUSING THEM TO SWELL. THE NEXT NODE IN LINE PULLS FROM THE FIRST NODE AND SO ON. DONT LET THIS GO TO LONG . SEE YOUR DOCTOR IT CAN BE STOPPED WITH AN ANTIBIOTIC... GOOD LUCK
  
  
• Is it possible to kill the Devil?
  IT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR MAN TO KILL THE DEVIL BUT GOD HAS ALREADY SENTENCED THE DEVIL TO ETERNAL DAMNATION... ALL SOULS BELONG TO GOD AND GOD LOVES ALL OF HIS CHILDREN AND WISHES THAT ALL WOULD OBEY AND LOVE HIM. GOD ALSO IS A TRUE AND JUST GOD.GOD W...