shet_driftn's Advice

• How come fingering hurts me so much? (0.00%)
  cos ur tight!
  
  
• Why can't boys see past physical appearance? (0.00%)
  because you fat!
  
  
• How can I get my friend to forgive him? (0.00%)
  sounds like u r a backstabber! u don't deserve friends!
  
  
• What do I do if he's too big? (0.00%)
  just let it tear! then you'll be loosey goosey!
  
  
• What should my friend do about her crush?
  give him CANDY!
  
  
• Should I lose weight? (0.00%)
  stick ur finger down your throat! FATTY!
  
  
• How can I cope with not having sex in my marriage? (0.00%)
  masturbate! alot!
  
  
• Is '300' as good as ‘Sin City’ was?
  it is a sick movie if you like violent decapitations!
  
  
• Which songs does Hugh Grant sing in "Music and Lyrics"?
  pop goes my heart!
  
  
• Does anyone listen to Sum 41?
  sum 41 more like cum in 41 men! bunch of fags!
  
  
• Who are Micheal Jackson's guitarists?
  micheal jackson is micheal jackson's guitarist!
  
  
• Does cancer infect healthy persons?
  yes! if u sit in the sun!
  
  
• Coughing is a symptom of what disease in cattle?
  aids! Cow Aids! and the spread them to every girl and boy 2night!
  
  
• What is the diet of an elephant?
  30 frodo bagginses
  
  
• Can I get a bigger butt without eating meat?
  yes
  
  
• Does penis size matter at all? (0.00%)
  bad im 20 inches
  
  
• How do you do a pole dance?
  you get nakd! then you dance around a pole! work yourself up and down the pole nice and sexy like!
  
  
• How can I make my pubic hair less curly? (100.00%)
  ever heard of a hair straightner!!
  
  
• What’s your favorite Xbox 360 game?
  saints row!!
  
  
• What’s your favorite free site for games online?
  ebaumsworld.com
  
  
• Which is better Xbox 360 or Wii?
  360 foolio!
  
  
• How can I get my tongue pierced with a needle phobia?
  go 2 a hypnotist!
  
  
• What do guys look for in girls?
  a hot body!
  
  
• How do I get a girlfriend?
  thanx 4 the advise!
  
  
• I need guys to help me with this paper!
  looks! vain i know but.. definetly looks
  
  
• Will going on the Stairmaster make my butt bigger?
  big booties is what men like yo!
  
  
• What should a 15 year old dude do for his party?
  naked twister is always gd!
  
  
• What events should we do at a sex ed camp?
  Practicals!
  
  
• What can I use to masturbate?
  cucumber and KY jelly!
  
  
• Will being gay really make me go to Hell? (100.00%)
  yes
  
  
• Can masturbation make your penis longer?
  i hope so! cos i do it alot!
  
  
• How can I get him to talk to me?
  im a guy and i find making the first move hard! sometimes being out going is better!
  
  
• What do these break up games mean?
  yep
  
  
• What if TWO great guys like me?
  then go out with me!!
  
  
• How do you give a handjob? (0.00%)
  get a firm grip and hit the end like knocking sauce from a ketchup bottle!!
  
  
• Is it normal to be fantasizing about having kids when I'm 15?
  only if you want 2 hav my kids!!
  
  
• What gift can I make for my son's 9th birthday?
  a go kart!
  
  
• Where's Uncle Hayseed's farm in Urbz?
  where you start from go forwards until you reach the house then go right till the next house and go into the backyard!!
  
  
• Which hurts the most to pierce?
  prine albert (through end of knob!)
  
  
• Which version of the Bible is best to study?
  theere all good! close your eyes and enie meenie minie moe it!
  
  
• What is nirvana?
  nirvana is the state of happiness! or the state of nothingness according to the Buddah!
  
  
• Does anyone listen to Sum 41?
  not me!
  
  
• Which side of the road do runners use?
  the right side! the dark side! the west side! thats the crib side!
  
  
• Can my dog have puppies with only three tits?
  yes!
  
  
• How can I get rid of crabs?
  cheese grater!