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  • Why did Palin hire her high school buddies to high paying jobs?
    Probably the same reason that she passed law so that rape victims would have to pay for their own rape kits... because no one stopped her.

  • Aren't we all illegal in the us? (50.00%)
    Princess, YOU ARE ALSO ILLEGAL. So quit being ignorant.

  • Why is prostitition still illegal if stripping and porn aren't? (0.00%)
    I wasn't only asking about stripping and porn, so get off it. I just wish that people would read more than the title before opening their mouths. The question qas not only about those two things. If you are an advisor, you shouldn't be taking sides whe...

  • Aren't we all illegal in the us? (100.00%)
    I completely agree with you Tinatoddler4. My husband is "illegal" (by the way, whoever coined that idiotic phrase should be slapped), but we live in San Francisco, so he is much more protected. We don't really want to live here anymore, and plan to mov...

  • Does anal sex make your butt bigger?
    Its just a line guys use to get you to use your anus... why would it make your butt bigger?

  • Who else thinks WWE is lame?
    I love to watch it for the drama more than the fighting.

  • Why is prostitition still illegal if stripping and porn aren't? (33.33%)
    Why don't people read the whole question before answering? I wasn't saying that those things should be illegal. Please read the WHOLE QUESTION before answering.

  • Who else thinks WWE is lame?
    That is not a quesiton. I for one really enjoy watching the wwe. I don't care how many videos they put up about it saying its fake, ect. I still won't change my mind.

  • Chili crab in San Francisco?
    I have never heard of that.

  • What solution would you offer ? (100.00%)
    That is untrue. Since at least 99.9% of "illegal" immigrants pay taxes as well, they seem to be paying for no reason, since they can not recieve social security, being "illegal". Besides, what American really wants to bus tables for minimum wage?

  • What's the minimum age for snake bites? (0.00%)
    O sorry... thanx for the explination.

  • What do you think about this as a tattoo?
    Cute. Depends on what part of your body you are planning to get it done.

  • What's the minimum age for snake bites? (0.00%)
    Why do you want snake bites?

  • Are there any artists who could design my tattoo?
    Why don't you just google it and then take the pic to a tattoo parlor?

  • What is so special about homemade ice cream? (100.00%)
    MMM ice cream... delicious... homemade stuff almost always tastes better, like cookies, pies, lasagna... Its like asking whither a mommy will like a Valentine's day card that her 5yo bought more than she would a homemade one. Personally, I would prefe...

  • Can this be a healthy diet? (50.00%)
    Are you trying to build muscles? Why don't you just eat real food?

  • Does a Belly Button Piercing look bad when pregnant?
    It can look really cute. I had one, but removed it after I found out I was allergic to something they put in the metal. Even if your belly does stretch, your belly button really doesn't get that much bigger.

  • How do calories work?
    Okay, calories are how much energy a specific food gives you. How many calories you need all depend on what you do during the day. But, if say, you normally eat around 1500 calories, but don't lose or gain weight, that is the same amount of calories th...

  • Am I being too strict? (100.00%)
    It may be true that "someday" she will realize that, but that when a child realizes that what you tell them something, it doesn't mean that they have to do it, as you can't "make" them just by telling them. I can't say if you are being too strict or ...

  • What are the ways of getting full employment?
    What?

  • Will the Ab Lounge and Perfect Pushup give results?
    They will only work if you are also doing some cardio excersize, like swimming or running. Otherwise, they will firm the muscles, but will not burn that many calories, so your tummy will look bigger rather than smaller.

  • What animals do they use to make leather?
    Cows... thats the only one im sure of.

  • Can a recovering bulimic become pregnant safely?
    Bulemia will not affect you becoming pregant in any way, but it can become dangerous while you ARE pregnant. Most likely, if you do become pregnant, your doctor will most likely tell you to take only a prenatal vitamin, with food, unless they find that...

  • How long will THC show up on hair tests?
    it takes 90 days for it to not show up on a hair test.

  • What is the Doctor checkup like when pregnant?
    It all depends on how far you and your doctor think you are. If you are unsure about the first day of your last period and you are still very early, they may do a vaginal ultrasound, just because the baby is not high enough for them to do a regular ult...

  • Eating at night?
    I think it all depends on YOUR body. No one can say for sure what is best for YOU, because everyone is different. For example, I usually don't get to sleep until 4-5am, and don't wake up until 2-3pm, which is just because my body clock is out of wack r...

  • Am I having an orgasm?
    Its very difficult to tell from your discription. The first time I had an orgasm, it felt kind of like my whole body went numb, but in a good way. It felt kind of felt like my mind stopped think for a short while...

  • No offense, but we Americans are aweful ignorant, what to do?
    I think that one of the reasons we have so many problems is that school admin, like principals and vice principals get paid waaayyy more than they should, when that money should really be going towards things that students need, like books and more wel...

  • Can I stop my period from coming? (50.00%)
    I have only seen birth control pills one time, but if you are talking about the 7 different colored pills at the end of the month, they don't do anything, they are really just there to help you remember to take them every day. It really should not aff...

  • What brand contact lenses is the best?
    One more thing, I dont suggest buying contacts from your eye doc, because they really jack up the price.

  • When should babies start Oatmeal and Rice? (100.00%)
    A baby can start eating soft, soild food at any where from 4-6 months, though they do not really need it until they are 6 months.

  • Thinking of becoming a mom (100.00%)
    Its okay to be scared of becoming a mommy. It shows that you are really thinking about it. There is nothing wrong with being scared of those things, but there are things that you can do to help prepare you more, like reading articles. http://www.babyce...

  • If my due date is September 28, when did I get pregnant?
    The best way to tell ( if you have no idea when the first day of your last period was) is to tell the doctor, who will then do an early ultrasound. They will tell you exactly how far along you are, and from that you just subtract. But from the date you...

  • How long does meth stay in your system?
    Most drugs can be tested for in the hair for 90 days after the last usage of the chemical.

  • Am I normal?
    The truth is that there is no real "normal", because everyone is different. Its is neither good nor bad if you have a fast metabolism, it just is. Most people that make fun of others just feel bad about themselves and it makes them feel better to put ...

  • Which hairspray brand do you recommend?
    I don't recommend any hair spray, as most come in aerosole spray cans, which have chemicals that deplete the ozone. I usually use a gel, like Laminates, which doesn't make your hair hard, but it does keep it shiny and not frizzy. Its made by Sebastian...

  • What brand contact lenses is the best?
    It all depends on what you want in a contact lens. For example, if your contacts staying moist is important to you, Accuview w/moisture lock may be your best bet. If you want UV protection for your eyes, Precision UV may be more for you. I personally ...

  • How can you tell if you're pregnant without a test? (0.00%)
    The only way to tell is to wait for around 4-5 months to see if there is anything kicking in your abdomen.

  • How to lose weight quickly? (100.00%)
    I don't know how old you are, but there is no really fast way to lose weight, even when you start a new excersize/diet program, you may lose a lot, like 9 lbs, in the first week, but that will mostly be water. Then, you would probably lose 1-3lbs of fa...

  • What if my man is having a baby with another girl? (100.00%)
    Look, chances are that she may not even know about you, so there is no reason to go attacking her, plus you could go to jail for murder if she loses her fetus. I would leave him. I know it may be difficult to do because you love him, but if you stay ...

  • Why do they change the titles of questions?
    I mean, one of my questions is about what I can do before I book the place for my wedding. I did NOT want to know where good places are to have my wedding. I just wanted advice on things I can do BEFORE I know where it will be.

  • Has anyone on here gotten lipodissolve injections? (50.00%)
    Yeah... I was really not asking if it is FDA approved or not... There is a lot of junk being sold today, like diet pills, ect., that have been approved, but does that stop people from using them? NO I was looking for someone who had done it before t...

  • The minimum wage in your town?
    Why would age make a difference? It really should not be considered when you pay someone. Any who... Okay, right now, the conversion rate for the the Canadian dollar is 1.010CD for each American dollar the Australian dollar is 1.125AusD for each...

  • How to increase my metabolism?
    Run or swim, basically any aerobic excersize to get your heart really working can help a lot.

  • How to stop my dog from humping?
    lol... or a stuffed duck...

  • Do you like milkshakes too?
    MMM I love ice cream and milk shakes... Delicious...

  • Where can I learn Japanese?
    Japan, lol. And online, if you cant afford to go there.

  • Why do women use pregnancy as an excuse to gain fat? (0.00%)
    You are BOTH wrong... the most an average woman will be encouraged to gain is 15lbs, which will be the baby, the plecenta, and water. Its NOT 30-40lbs, which is why most women end up getting fat after being pregnant.

  • Why are Christians so into religion? (100.00%)
    They think they are better because they go to a place and anyone who does not think like them must be crazy or on drugs. Its mostly just American Christians that act like that. I dont really care what you believe or dont believe, just let me think wha...

  • How can I tone my abs?
    Okay, the best way to tone your body is arobic excersize, like running and swimming. If you eat 1500 calories, you probably burn it all off that same day, so if you work out for half an hour or so, and use up 500 calories, that means that your body wil...

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