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  • If your father in law was running for president, what would you do?
    That's a good question because if you don't have a political background, how could you help them (legally) or than soliciting... But on my end, lol, their is no way on god's green earth that I would've voted for my ex wife's father in law, he was du...

  • Myspace email question?
    If no one is answering this question because it's about myspace, it's because I can't get on it and their is a letter from my ex she sent before she left for the military and I can't read it on my computer, I just wanted to know if their was a seperate...

  • High fever and cough, what now?
    For the coughing and throat, try and garggle with salt water, sounds nasty but it's supposed to surpress the cough... For the fever and such, the only thing you can really do if the medicine isn't helping is drink as much water as possible and flush...

  • Is something wrong with me?
    No, nothing is wrong at all, at your age you're bound to go through changes. What you're going through now is a phase. Either your friends will become accepting to who you've become or honestly I'd say it's time to make new friends, cause if someone ...

  • My boyfriends left nut is very sore?
    Perhaps they should've been more detailed in their question...?

  • Pizza Time
    PAPPA JOHN'S !!

  • When can I legaly move out?
    TO MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS OR LEGAL GUARDIAN'S HOUSE AT 17 YOU MUST! BE EMANCIPATED FROM THEM...

  • Im 15 pregnant and scared
    I'd hate to admit it, but underwaterphelia is right.. At your age having a child isn't easy, take it from someone who went through and was there. My son was born 4 months after I turned 16. I had dropped out of high school, cause lets face it, a baby...

  • how do I stretch my ear
    Use guage horns... they're like 18 or so at the tip and stretch out to like 4's or 2's... from there just play with the hole everyday and once a month buy an ear ring a guage larger and push it through.

  • Bullet for my Valentine
    waking the demon...

  • I might not can?
    That is true... and they won't take "single parents" in general... just like they don't "take" only child's.. Now they don't take only child's in the event only of a draft... why I said "take". But you as a single parent will not be able to enlist, u...

  • Septum piercing pain
    honestly about an 11 or 12... and you'll tear a lot.. just be careful with it, because those piercings get really tender and sore..

  • My boyfriends left nut is very sore? (100.00%)
    I'll add you're not so bright for saying things like that to an advisor... Just an observation. But I mean look at how you worded the question and the details within it.. that may have been a good suggestion.

  • Jonas bros
    become rich and famous... and if you happen to be drop dead gorgeous you might even get lucky enough to be one of their g/f's and then you'll be able to say you got cheated on by one of the jonas brothers... come on really do you think they don't kn...

  • What do you think of this digusting act of terrorism?
    You could look at it like that... or you could try opening your mind a bit and think to yourself, would you rather them try and make something good out of what happened, something for the families of all those slaughtered in the act, or would you rathe...

  • Samuria or Ninja?
    ninja :)

  • Would you rather have a skinny (no boobs) girlfriend, or?
    depends solely on their personality for me... looks are only a bonus..

  • How can I get more cute guys to check me out?
    What makes you interested? How they carry themselves.. how they act in a place where they could get noticed...ie. mature, immature, sl*tty, if a girl is a total sl*t you can usually tell just by the way they act and that to me is a huge turn off......

  • Jobs for ex-offenders is san antonio
    Well forgery will def wind your options down a ways... even if you had a college degree, it's hard to bounce back from any kind of felony theft charge... Your going to have to take a warehouse job, carwash, etc... for a few years, stay clean, and then...

  • Jobs for ex-offenders is san antonio
    what kind of offender?

  • Need $3000 By Tomorrow
    Guess you don't get the hint with these questions... Look, the best advice you'll get is from Ms. pinkpearl, other than that I believe the name of the site is fun"advice", not funfavor.com...

  • How did you know what career you wanted to go into?
    At the end of each day you have to do what you're passionate about... I did what my family pressed me to do and now I'm back in school working on a second degree and I don't even know what I want to do... Currently I work for a utility company as a de...

  • My Phone's a sex line
    Set up the voice mail to come on and say "Thank you for calling ___ whatever free sex hotline you want... Then continue and say... "Our new number is___ and give his number...

  • For Guys...If This was you.
    Well starting a thread like this, be prepared for some pretty weird and off the wall answers... But anyway, their is no good reason for someone to do that. He just thrives for attention. Not nesecarily that he's lacking any from you, he's just one...

  • Am I too lazy
    You can blame laziness if you choose, but from where I'm sitting it seems more neglegent than anything. If you knew that you had this placement test, you should have study a bit for it. Don't ya think... and giving up is NEVER the best option no mat...

  • Do all guys measure their d*cks?
    Well as a rebuttle here, if you play sports we need to know a where abouts to were we fit, so we can buy safety equipment... :) But other than that, only because girls always ask... at least from what I've encountered with females.

  • How to spice up a long distance relationship?
    Hey I'd hate to say it, but I agree with Mike I couldn't of said it better myself. long distant relationships are hard to hold together, basically you keep it going on the times you spend together and if you feel now it may not work then chances are i...

  • Quantity of workout
    A workout is base typically on what you wish to achieve. For an example I'll show you mine: Summer mon-off tues-chest and bi's for 2 hours and 30 min cardio wed-shoulders and back for 1 and a half with 30 min cardio thurs-benching for 1 hour, car...

  • Should I mention smoking marijuana to my doctor?
    Well "ty" is right, they cannot tell anyone if you do or don't. Regardless of age, if it has to do with a medical condition then they can enlighten others with patient info, ie. diagnosises, past medications you've taken and such, but cant go randoml...

  • What do you like
    alternative, rock, screamo... like bullet for my valentine, atreyu, disturbed, crossfade, new revolution, emmure, dope, deepfeild, 3 days grace, puddle of mudd, slipnot, underoath, maddam medusa

  • How can I speed up my metabolism?
    The best way to speed up your metabolism is walking more. 1. Walk 30 min the morning 2. Right after lunch walk 30 min 3. After dinner walk for 30 min Do that every day, avoid eating before you go to sleep because your metablism naturally slows d...

  • How can I be less moody on my period?
    Get birth control, so you don't get your red mud slide all the time...

  • Am I the only one that loves lip gloss and black by atreyu?
    Mos Def not alone on that one, Atreyu is effin awesome, even better if they wouldn't of went mainline, but I have that song on my myspace..

  • Problems at home
    Your parents only treat you like that man, cause they care. We don't have the exact situation, but d*mn close. I moved out with my son and his mom at 16 and moved back after recieving an associates degree as well, and I don't drink a lot at all, but ...

  • Am I insane?
    Sounds to me you may be borderline skitzofranic, and possibly bipolar

  • Condemned?
    Because without the evil, no one would "know" good. How would anyone know what evil was if they never knew it, or knew of it. Ps. You don't have to try and prove your god, everyone knows of him and no matter how much you insist on his existance, i...

  • Band names
    Broken Dreams Satins 666 Drowning in Flames Irridenscent Summer Death after Life Pulled Out

  • Is my penis a good size?
    This isn't a question... at least one that requires answers, this has been asked umpteen hundreds of times. Look at the old posts and you'll get your answers. And dudes? why are you asking guys... wait not sure I want to know.

  • Does anyone else agree that advice given should be helpful?
    You have to see things from everyone's perspective, I'm a rude a$$ sometimes, but only when I feel that being nice won't get my point across... Say to the questions about all the 13 and 14 year olds wanting to know about sex... I'm a father of a 7 year...

  • Why are preps so stuck up?
    You act like gothic, emo, skater, hippie, old, new, white, black, purple it don't matter. We all are stuck up to some degree, and despite what you may think you are too... Have you ever said "no" to a guy who asked you out? I'm sure you have, why? ...

  • End of the world.
    As said above in the muyan calender, the dates end in 2012, as well as in ancient chineese literature the dates also end in 2012. That is where people are "speculating" that, that's when the end will be. No one really knows, nor will anyone be able t...

  • I love sex and im 14. (100.00%)
    LMAO, I think you should've chose the screen name... confusedlilgirl! You ever hear someone tell you to "think before you speak"? Well this was def one of those times...

  • Can you still get pregnant if?
    Wow... So how many girls have you known to get pregnant on their period? You're not pregnant... Period 0-5% chance 5-10 days after- about 25-35% chance 15 days till next menstaul cycle- the best time to get pregnant or in your case, the time most...

  • Is she pregnant
    Ok, well considering you came just before that, that does make the chances less likely. Sperm regenerates it's number over the course of 48-72 hours. So if you were trying to have a baby you'd wait till it was at its "peak". But their always is a cha...

  • How to react with a guy with a weird sexual past? (100.00%)
    This is for you to decide, you know what happened and what he did. Just whatever you decide, just remember it's not necesarily what someone did, but more what he or she learned from what had happened and if it changed them in a posotive or negative wa...

  • The web without google
    No they'd use Ask Jeeves which is the same thing and personally I think it's a whole lot better.

  • Best fighter of the world
    Anderson Silva

  • Does anyone like A7X or Bullet for my Valentine?
    I saw them both in concert in new york about 3 months ago, they effin rok!

  • Do you love the new Jonas Brothers song, Burnin' up? (100.00%)
    Never heard them, but aren't they a knock off backstreet boy band, you know the h0m0 bands like N'sync, backstreet boys, 98 degrees...

  • Only for guys
    Well honestly... I need to be able to sit down and hold a conversation with her, someone understanding, passionate, ambitious, outgoing but at the same time will stay home and watch a movie or two... Looks, I mean they're not too important but like an...

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