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It falls into the category of being taboo. That's why the act itself is illegal and if you look at society through the ages, no matter what culture, it's not deemed to be acceptable behaviour or normal behaviour, meaning that society will judge you for...
I find it amazing that in today's society, seeing a naked body is deemed to be so traumatizing. Our kids are bombarded with so much crap and yet we scream if they see a nipple or some pubic hair. I don't get it.
asked before... http://www.funadvice.com/q/who_sings2009_whats_your_name_whos
Every woman will give you a different account of their pregnancy and birth. But compared to what happens when you take the baby home, it's a cakewalk. LOL. No-one prepares you for the next 20 years. All the focus is on the moment of birth but believe...
Hollywood is a huge money-making juggernaut that cares more about profit, box office hits, and a few "stars" than it cares about real acting and anything of substance. The American Movie industry has nothing to do with art, and everything to do with c...
For me it was like a huge elastic band tightening around my pelvis. I celebrated thinking, hey, this isn't too bad.. I can get through these... however, lol Ichi is right, they get gradually worse throughout the labour.
I dont think you can be equally loyal to both. You need to choose, and not have to face a time when you'll be severely conflicted.
Enjoy all of him, for yourself - from the top of his head to the bottom of his feet. A hundred kisses -- in all the right places... tickles, bites, private parts off limits... the goal is to have him going crazy. If he starts to nod off, it's too wea...
'if dani or you are bothered by my response, then perhaps you should stick to the younger folks subjects...maybe music or shopping would be a better fit.' Yeah, thanks, but if I'd wanted adolescent invective I could have just attended my son's middl...
Utopia, what did you step in? Or should I have said, "In what did you step?' Of course you can end a sentence with a preposition. People do it all the time and nothing bad happens. That's the beauty of evolution. That rule makes things sound clum...
Utopia said: 'I understand you are concerned about your future... I would be also if my spelling, punctuation and grammar were as bad as yours.' Wow. I doubt this was meant to make the original poster laugh. Why do you need to humiliate people,...
lol here's an answer I gave someone last year... http://www.funadvice.com/q/whats_up_with_ladybugs 'Are they a kind of dull orange color? If so, they aren't really ladybugs. They're a Japanese IMPORT, and they can bite. You can vacuum them up, actual...
Policies and procedures are rules. When you have to follow rules, it takes away the need to think and make decisions. So the theory is, if rules are always followed, no-one can be treated differently, everyone gets treated the same way. Whether tha...
Miscengenymiser wrote: 'Faith and hope are similar things... only faith seems to be the more brazen. If hope is the horse one rides... then faith is grabbing it by the mane and at least feeling the sensation of conviction as the wind begins to dance...
You can only change it to anonymous AFTER you answered the question. Once you've answered it, go to your profile page. Click on My Advice and when you see the answer there, you'll see a place to click 'Mark as Anonymous' -- right next to the question h...
Finish school -- because you will still have your fiancee... it just means the relationship will be tested more by your distance. But if you choose the other option, you lose the chance of further eduction. I know this is practical advice and wo...
I think some or many guys have this impression that all girls talk about is nail polish, their best friend's new shoes, and what they're doing on Friday night. Also, a lot of girls dumb down for guys... thinking that guys prefer girls who are half-wit...
If she's in Australia, according to you, 8 hours ago, then why worry what she thinks you look like? Tell her your cam is distorting your image.
Another question about your fetish. You either need counselling or a porn site.
Don't do it. I can tell it would be incredibly traumatic for you and you'd probably end up needing counselling. My answer btw is based on your other incredible questions.
Ironic when you're the one talking abour pervs. You are asking way too many questions about children. I'm sure you were the one with the zoom lens. Look at your other questions... oh man. lol
Keep wanking. Your questions are all about your fetish.
You're just busy having a wank at the thought of a female inside a men's washroom/locker room whatever. I've seen your other questions.
Based on your other questions, I'd say you're just busy getting your rocks off at the thought of a female inside a men's washroom/locker room whatever. I don't believe your questions are bona fide.
Slavaim said: 'These questions were sort of relevant about 50 years ago. Oh I forgot, most of the internet is made up of the socially backwards USians' As a Brit who has lived on both sides of the pond, I'm curious about your inference. Are you sugg...
You could watch the East Enders every day... for a few years :) but maybe thats not the type of London accent you 'ad in mind, mate?
Wow that was a subject that totally had nothing to do with my parents. They had no idea when I had sex, they never asked and I never told. When I had my own children - same thing. I taught them how to be responsible and they took it from there. I've no...
You would be missing that fermented flavour of cider, but I think it might still be a nice enough drink...
I think he just wants to be teased a bit. He wants you to provocative and hint about things rather than just rip of your clothes and be standing naked in the doorway. He wants to seduce you and work for it. This is a good thing... It's difficult...
Absolutely no to the honey... the 6 month rule about cows milk is fairly recent. Dilute it with cereal and go to the store as soon as it opens.
You said it - 'And I do know that the guy who did that who would be a jerk. ' You are 100% correct there, so this is actually a cloud with a silver lining. You can consider your diabetes an automatic jerk filter, lol. Rather than it lessening your c...
You might be allergic to the condoms he's using. The first thing you should do is change from latex to polyurethane condoms. People who have latex allergies (even slight) can experience pain during and after sex. Is he the first person you've had ...
It's neither, it's lubrication.
Write about the way your family celebrates a major holiday (Christmas or Thanksgiving) and what it means to you, and what traditions you will carry on with your own family.
Nothing to worry about, although it seems dreadful right now... are you very athletic? Sometimes athletic girls take longer to reach puberty. It's probably just around the corner :) The good part is you'll probably always look younger. Imagine when...
Nothing sexual should hurt.. unless you want it to. Are you being too rough? Lots of women don't put it inside like a dildo... they use it on the clitoris and after a while find the best places to position it..
The Bach Cello Suites are my favourite. Nothing comes close but we can't live on Bach alone... lol Another strong vote for Elgar's Cello Concerto especially the recording by Jacqueline Du Pre. It's very moving. On a lighter note, try Haydn's Cel...
Did the heating just come on in your house? Could be extreme dryness...
Curious as to why you wouldn't want to do kegels... strong muscles are good for many things aside from sex, even...
I love showers and sometimes I just stand there under the hot water doing nothing... just enjoying the sensation. And THEN begins all the other stuff... lol. Guilty as charged!
If you take a pregnancy test now, it will likely come back negative. After you've missed a period, wait 2 weeks and take one. It could still be negative because the pregnancy hormone in your urine is still very weak at that point. You can also get a bl...
You had sex during your most ferile days - 10 to 17 days before your period. There is a high chance you are pregnant.
Don't call him - you need to be strong during these next few weeks and part of a breakup is the deafening silence of the other person not being there. As you said earlier, you really don't want to mislead him, and for the wounded party, it's easy for...
He had a chance to choose you but he didn't - he was being diplomatic with you then he chose your friend instead. It's not pleasant for you at all but there's nothing you can do.
I'd guess your chances are less than 20%.
First. decide what your budget is - $5, $20, $50, $200...? Once you have that part straight, it's easier for others to come up with ideas.
You might be feeling ashamed, but it's so common for kids to play in this way and it's generally not very harmful. Sometimes it helps shape the way we are and the things we end up feeling excited about... If you believe it's interfering with your e...
You're thinking of cats. They can just keep getting pregnant from different toms - a litter of 5 kittens can have 5 different cats.
You need to get used to that , lol, it's not going to change. How about custom t-shirts saying IM NOT WITH THIS PERSON NEXT TO ME?
You need to read between the lines with this one. Don't call him any more - find someone else who likes you for yourself and not just for a romp in the hay. Hold your head up very high and be relieved that you no longer have to be associated with that ...