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Hannah Montana is sending subliminal messages. Telling your sis she can dance better. But she has to kill you first.
I didn't waste my time reading it because I got the plotline from watching and listening to every fat lonely chick at work. And seeing zordon on youtube with other people (whom I generally hate) squeeling over it made me to believe if this many morons ...
I really don't know. But it's annoying.
Go do it and find out :)
I wouldn't do him. But you should be glad.
It's finding the other half of a whole idiot.
Lol sounds like fear. Follow your gut man.
Conquer him somehow. Put that b*tch in his place. If you can stand another three day vacation why don't you fist his face?
Don't make the most of them.
Tell your boss. That's sexual harassment you don't need that sh*t. If he ever gets any heavier with the touching feel free to knock him one and then immediately tell your boss. Your parents may want to blacken his eyes.
You can't be serious. How are you gonna buy his food, medicine, all that? That five bucks mummy and daddy give you for cleaning house? You are not suited for a kid, you are a kid yourself that has years of physical and mental developement to go before ...
They're really like chicken legs with wings. Tug the wings off, microwave them and eat them with ranch dip :d
Oh how exciting. Nothing will happen. Absolutely nothing zoiii!!!11
The nosebleed could've been caused by anything; maybe even dry air, that can dry sh*t up. The neckache sounds like you could've thrown something out of whack, maybe strained a tendon, or slept wrong and tore a muscle. You could do that by craning your ...
You're friend's not all that funny but he's trying to be.
I hate people that try to squeeze themselves into a fashionable niche and claim it's some unique asset to their personality.
Just don't bug it and it won't bug you. But then, it has no right to be zapping you at your own house. So next time, be ready to beat the hell out of it.
Slipknot is for kids.
No.
To burn fat, don't eat much junk or keep things at and below a 1500 calorie a day diet. Running, swimming, any cardio will help you burn fat. A good excercise to tone your abs is hanging leg lifts. You prop yourself up on you elbows so your legs are ha...
Maybe they can't afford one right now. Do good sh*t around the house for a while, don't bug them on it and after you have them nice and impressed maybe you can talk to them about a phone and get a yes.
soad is a buzzkill, atreyu is homosexual
You need to set things straight with her. She might have a relationship with him but she doesn't need to isolate him from his friends. If you're not hitting on him or showing romantic interest, there's no need for her to be jealous. So she's the one yo...
Harsh as it sounds man, F*ck her. There's 450 billion women on the planet, and not one is worth getting hung up on. She meant something to you, understandable. You're heartbroken, but stop cutting yourself. You'll eventually get over it, you will see n...
She needs to see him. She'll be back, but everybody needs to have both their parents in their lives. If she knew he was there and they never bonded, this is probably a prime time to get to know him and incorporate him into her life. You should call her...
How often does praying to get over an illness really work over making an actual vaccine?
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And who would know what you're talking about when all you have is uh huh and yeah? You know how many freaking songs contain those words?
Laffy, my words don't sound half as stupid as this question. And if you don't give a sh*t, why are you even responding? You obviously gave some kind of sh*t.
are you dense? did you think coming on here and writing a paragraph of uh huh uh huh, yeah, yeah would indicate a song to anybody? Well by god it sounds like crap.
liek, omigawd ya rilly
I don't know what pergant is but you sound like you could be pregnant.
J.K. Rowling is a better than writer than Stephanie meyer, sorry.
cool story, bro
It's not killing everybody. 20 cases are confirmed in the US and somewhere around 80 are in mexico. some people died, most just got flu symptoms. I figure the talk people do over this, the avian flu, and anthrax is because everyone's so freaking bored ...
When it rains God's being emo.
Something boring and contemporary. Probably about love or some sappy crap like that.
"Hes the one whos supposed to be protecting us and keeping us happy all that crap and obviously hes doing a shitty job. " "Now that some figment of peoples imaginations took my baby away for no reason " First of all, blaming every bad thing in li...
Yeah, she is hot. Have a medal.
Maebee, shut up. Although I don't condone abuse what would you call it if a woman beat a man up everyday? Cute? Oh but nevermind. That doesn't count.
Bullsh*t. Horoscopes are for bored housewives and 16 year olds.
Stop being a wuss.
Don't listen to any of these goons you will explode.
Yeah, 20 people in this have it and are sorta sick from it THE END OF THE WORLD!!! This is almost as dumb as people being afraid of the avian flu in this country, damn.
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Your wife is delusional. HULK SMASH!
yuengling, guiness, and I'll honestly opt for cheap sh!t if that's all there is like Natural ice. Clamatos are pretty good too, because nobody will ever want to share them with you. and I like tomatoes and clams with my beer I guess. (So if this is a...
Pretty sure he's dead.
There aren't any vampires and if there were they wouldn't be on funadvice responding to some stupid post. haha