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hey im jasmine
ive got blue and black hair now
when ive got air in my lungs
and a skateboard in my hand... im happy
i love to skate
and i collect skateboards as well (73 so far)
im an artist...i paint, sew, draw, create ect
as well as that i also make dolls, jewellery, clothes, shoes, bags, hats and just about everything else
I love Piercings! I have got 36 of them
no tatts yet though = no money either
i love riding skateboards from the 1970's
i like spandex pants!
I play guitar and drums
I can juggle, and do lots of other stuff
Im pretty old fashioned and old-school
I love horror, I sleep in a car bed
i like to wear stupid looking hats
i always wear the same jeans
and I definantly don’t take life too seriously
i love ZOMBIES! :D
and i love romance in almost all its forms
I don’t believe in any religion
i dont respect any of it either
...words dont hurt me
I do what i love, and dress how i feel
I pretty much live in a world of my own...
and were all mad here :]
i know a lot about a lot of different things,
so im just hear to give you all advice :]
orangutanuk's Advice
The Bible says, "Confess your sins to one another". In the Roman Catholic church, this is taken as a specific ritual, where you visit the priest in a confessional box. The priest (correct me if I'm wrong) confesses his own sins to the bishop, and so...
Modern Kabbalah is a Jewish sect - not mainstream Judaeism. To Jews and Christians, it would be perfectly acceptable to study it impartially, but (in my opinion) not acceptable to observe it as your religion.
There's a lot of spin-off theology here. First, don't forget that the reason the New Covenant was created was because the Law doesn't work. In fact, the Law was written to /show/ it doesn't work - and it took only as long as it took Moses to come do...
In the Christian bible, Jesus is quoted as saying "Wherever two or three of you meet together in my name, there I will also be". So that sets the scene : Christians are supposed to meet together for worship or prayer or whatever. That's the 1st reason ...
I'd bet the kind of transsexual he means are male-to-female pre-op transsexuals, who have breast implants and a pen!s. It was the Victorians who came up with this idea of heterosexual and homosexual and bisexual, but real life is seldom that simple ...
Semen is clever stuff. Its job is to impregnate females, and since fish first crawled out of the sea it's had about 200 million years to optimise its performance! Semen, as bubux007 said, is a mixture of different liquids. That means when it comes o...
I once went on a diet like that, so may I give you the benefit of my experience? You should check your weight on the Body Mass Index (B.M.I.). If you go underweight, you should think carefully about your objectives. If you're losing weight faster...
Well, I partly agree with answwwerman, but most Christians wouldn't agree that mas*urba*ion is inherently wrong. That position is only held by those who interpret the bible literally.
That's what everyone says. But the way I figure it, everyone could have a list of 10 men and 10 women, so how is that unfair? :)
He doesn't hate sex ! The first commandment in the Bible was "Go forth and multiply." Adam and Eve weren't married. Noah slept with his step-daughters. Abraham encouraged his wife to marry bigamously. Samson slept with many pros*I*u*es. Solomon had ...
The reason you shouldn't lose more than 2 pounds a week is that it may dislodge arterial plaque, leading to a heart attack or stroke. It's fine in a youg athletic guy like you, Theinjun.
That's a cool idea. I must try it. My tip is for mas*urba*ion. Set an alarm clock for 20 minutes, Don't c*m before the alarm rings.
I was mas*urba*ing from the age of 8, having org**ms from the age of 11, and ejaculating from the age of 12. Guys hit puberty at different ages. You're just a late developer. (Premature ejaculation is something quite different!)
I had a friend who only hit puberty when he was 19. His pen!s was still small and hairless when he was 18. It's fine. it probably means you're going to stay young-looking when the rest of us are looking old and crusty.
Quite often. It's called Morning Wood.
No, sticking things up your bum is quite normal (but be careful not to get anything stuck). It doesn't mean you're gay. The deciding question about gayness is this : if an attractive woman asked you to have sex with her, and a not-so-attractive m...
Sounds like your body is making sperm, so it's got to be a technique problem. Make sure you're mas*urba*ing comfortably, and allow 30 minutes for a session. Use lubricant if you need it.
OK in a teenager (actually, quite cool). It can happen if you've been thinking about sex all day, or if you didn't clean up after your last mas*urba*ion session. If it's just dribbing all day and night, for weeks on end, that's not so good, and you ...
No, the average isn't 6 inches, it's 5-6 inches; most people are smaller than that, and a few people are ridiculously big. 8 inches is pretty d*mn big, though not super-huge. But is it thick or thin? My biology teacher told us : it's not the cali...
I have one friend aged 26 who w*nks five times a day, and another who w*nks less than once a month. Take your choice! Personally, I'd explode. Why don't you try it? (no pressure)
It's probably just performance anxiety. You can help him by combining mas*urba*ion with intercourse. Alternate between the two, and he should be alright. Ask him to tell you all about his dirtiest fantasy while he's sexing you - that should help ...
Depends on your religion. The fact that you're asking suggests you're a Roman Catholic or a Baptist. I'm a British Methodist (presbyterian), and while lust is definitely a bit on the inappropriate side, we would say that fear comes from the Devil. G...
No, please. I like a wild bush. (But keep it clean, as I assume you do anyway.)
Interesting question! Some guys do have a problem with c*mming, and they need a bit of extra stimulation. There used to be something called Spanish Fly (or Cantharides, I think) but it used to cause burns sometimes, and they banned it, so don't u...
Probably nothing to be embarrassed about. It certainly won't stop people wanting to have sex with you.
Meanwhile - mas*urba*ion tips ... try http://www.jackinworld.com/
ooh, harsh! Just relax.
I partly disagree with fau. Some guys mas*urba*e 5 times a day or more. Some guys only do it once a month. Once a day is the average for most of my adult friends, but when we were teenagers, wow! What happens when you w*nk? Do you ejaculate semen? ...
At 13 you get turned on by everything. Your body is changing and all your Bits are starting to be filled up with juice, in a new way. Perhaps you need to mas*urba*e more.
These days I just assume we're all bi. So much easier. And, generally, true.
Who cares? These days I just assume everyone is bisexual anyway. It saves a lot of angst.
Some guys think it's gross, some don't care, and some get turned on. Some guys actually like to taste the sperm. It's called Snowballing.
"funadvice" is a robot, not a human being. It is perfectly legal for it to have sex with whoever it likes.
It's not really safe to swallow sperm. Your partner may have an STD he doesn't know about.
The safest thing is to assume you're bisexual, and just date whoever you fancy. it'll all sort itself out.
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It's more important whether it's pretty. No-one wants to see a c0ck that looks like a lump of driftwood.
You make sex and dirty things sound like a Bad Thing.
Just email him, tell him you think he's a dreamboat, and ask for a date. It doesn't have to be complicated. That's a str8 problem. :o)
Yeh, that's quite big, especially for 13. Not enormous though. The US/UK average is about 5-6 inches erect., and it's not a "normal distribution", which means that most people have less than the average, and a few guys have just ridiculously long on...
Never been caught looking at porn. I have been caught mas*urba*ing ...
Don't worry. If it hurts him, he'll stop. The pain is caused by friction, but only if he's moving his pen!s a lot. If the humping is more like a gentle rubbing or squeezing action, he might be ok. If he wears a condom, he can put some lubricant i...
Define "sex" ? I can't see the harm of a bit of half-clothed fun, as long as you're careful about sperm and possible undiagnosed diseases, and as long as the guy is the same age as you. But if you mean pen!s inside you, then I think, yes, you're ...
They don't just do it because they're bored. Sometimes it's to relieve stress, or for some private time away from the wife, or to replay a sexy moment from the day, or just because they're too full of juice to get to sleep.
Every relationship is different. If you're close together, you won't want to have other dates. If you're just having a bit of fun together, you might both agree to have an Open Relationship, where each one can date other people. But you do need to be c...
People lie. Boys and girls are pretty much the same. The way to deal with it is to take the moral high ground. Be civilised. Be gentle, kind, intelligent, firm, dignified, and assertive. *PHEW* All that. Don't be aggressive, manipulative, or pass...
What you need to do is this: (1) make sure you feel comfortable. Wear decent clothes, make sure your your hair is washed, whatever you want to do like that. (2) Try to catch him alone, preferably. (3) Go up to him. If you haven't had a conversatio...
Some people like to get a facial. if you don't, don't let him.
Well, ask him!
Someone once said : "people aren't hetereosexual, or homosexual, or bisexual. they're just sexual." I think that's right. Stop worrying about it, and just date the people you want to date.