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  • How much fat to lose weight?
    what do you mean how much fat to lose weight??

  • Do I need to lose weight?
    you're actually pretty skinny... it's not a bad thing though.. but you're definitly not fat... I think you should probably go out and gain a few pounds.. but do it by gaining muscle not fat..

  • too small?
    it's not small it's TINY!!! like wow... it's amazing I think my kids was that big when he was a year old..

  • Masturbation is getting boring
    put some peanut butter on your testicals an have your cat or dog lick it off...

  • How to ask out the girl up the road?
    hi will you go out wit me??? it's not that hard..

  • Why was my penis bleeding after sex?
    first off you could have lukimia or tesicular cancer... you need to get to the doctor ASAP and talk to them about it...

  • Young pregnancy without sex?
    sweetie your to young to have a baby in the first place wait and in time when your older you will find a man you love and want him to be the father

  • Why cant I find love where I live?
    A: your fat ad ugly. B: your personality sucks bad juju. C: your just very very unlucky. or D: all of the above.

  • My best friend and I like the same guy
    convince this guy to date you both!! then have 3 somes all the time!! yay!!!

  • Is it weird I like to toss her salad?
    toss her salad??? what the fu*k does that mean??? I'm a girl and still lost...

  • Forbidden Love (100.00%)
    keep him around... me and my friend just happen to be in love with married men too... it sucks but neither one of us seem to be able to stop... like we have both been caught by there wives... but for some reason none of us can just put an end to any of...

  • Is this a normal size ?
    no that is not normall.. that's huge... I can't imagine what it's going to look like by time you hit your twenties

  • Why does he want me to get a fifth abortion?
    he obviously doesn't really care for you... I had a guy tell me to have an abortion ... ya I understood to a point cause I was fourteen years old ... but I still wanted my baby.. and obvioulsy he didnt care to much or he would have just been happy for ...

  • How to give myself a great orgasm?
    you just need to invest in a guy.. other than that there is no such thing as a good orgasm... and there still might not be when you have a man either... you have to find the right one first...

  • Should I get back with him so I can cheat on him? (100.00%)
    actually 2 wrongs do make a right... at least in this situation.. play him girl play him hard core... show him how you felt... but first let him fall for you before you cheat on him that way it hurts twice as bad... good luck to ya... and trust me on t...

  • How to get over depression after a friend's death?
    screw councelors they dont really do much help... I recently lost my brother it has been 6 months now but im not even close to being over it the place he died is a place where I used to go hang out everyday I hated going there at first but then I ...

  • What if I'm lying about something I did?
    if she's your friend you wouldn't be doing this behind her back.. just tell her and tell her not to tell anyones so that way if she tells anyone else in the family then you know she isn't a true friend...

  • Why do so many people talk about sex so much?
    yup yup yup... the one above knows all!!!

  • Your preferences about penis size?
    no crickednes.. at least 6 inches... and 3 inches diameter...

  • Is it stupid that we have to sneak around?
    your 20 there is nothing you should have to do about it... at the age eighteen you officially have the right to date whoever you want.. it might take a while for them to get used to it... but they love you so they'll understand...

  • Who would you die for?
    I would die for my best friend MALL!!! I love her!!! I would die for james.. and pretty much any of my family..

  • What the hell did I do?
    she either started her period or you have long enough fingers to pop her cherry!!!

  • Is she a true friend?
    NO!!! or maybe she just thinks honesty is the best way.. if my friend told me I needed to loose weight I would be like that's nice.. but if you like your body the way it is just tell her and if you don't then go out and do somehting about it

  • What if you dream you're being dumped?
    it's just that it's in your unconcious mind.. it's probably just a worry... don't be scared..

  • How mauch sould a teenage girl weigh?
    depends on body height age and bone structure...

  • What if my boyfriend and best friend hate each other?
    honestly you need to talk to both of them.. you need tell them your feelings.. if they really love you they'll control there hate towards eachother...

  • Am I a lesbian?
    would you rather eat vagina or suck dick??

  • Which do women prefer?
    it all depends!!!

  • Should I tell my cousin I love her?
    honey that's called sexual harrasment/ rape... and if you need to be touching people while there sleeping there is something seriously wrong wit u... you NEED HELP

  • How can I get a bigger butt and breasts?
    u dont' need to grow bigger honey.. eventually someone will like you for what you r..maybe not as soon as you would like.. but it will happen... and if they don't they can go to hell...

  • Isn't this the cutest baby you've ever seen?
    not exactly... but you love em right

  • What makes my six year old constantly talk back?
    First off it isnt wrong to discipline a child spankin a disobedient child is absolutely ok however putting him in a garbage bag and beating him iwth a garden hose isnt. see the difference ^.^

  • Patriots or Giants?
    GIANT 24 to 17 GO GIANTS

  • Can I get pregnant from 2 minutes?
    the simple asnwer is dont have sex if your woried about having a kid retard also if your boyfriend only lasts 2 mins its time to seek a new boyfriend.

  • Am I paranoid or is she cheating?
    the simple answer is she is losing interest in your sex life the best thng to do is put the romance back into your relationship. try something you have done before dinner and a movie is out, try a making a surprise dinner at home with wine and try to s...

  • Having an affair with a married man?
    well just lately I was with a married man...I love him.. I really do... we wre prettty much together for only about two months but in those two months his wife found out.. they have five kids together and he adopted her first kid from her first marriag...

  • How to touch myself? (0.00%)
    well I do have one thing to say obviously you don't get aroused by urself... and btw that is what men are for... and if you need to masterbate then you have a major problem in life... either you are ugly or I am just fine as hell cause I am never goi...

  • How to tell my parents I might be pregnant?
    ShHHHhhHh... they will get the point when your water breaks at dinner...

  • How can I tell my parents I'm bi?
    HI mom and dad, I lick vagina. alright alright. maybe that isnt the best way to do it. but really. there your parents they'll love you no matter what you do. so just tell them. its not a big deal. or just put pictures of you and your girlfrie...

  • Im In Love With A Married Man!
    if you marry a man who cheats on his wife. you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

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