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  • How can I get on Myspace at school?
    try.,,, www.atunnel.com its a pretty good site that gets you through any admin restriction if your teacher is smart, it would have already been disabled, but either way try it, it's slow but it'll get you there :p

  • Why does my boyfriend take so long to cum?
    its normal, sum guys take longer than others to c*m. If you think somethings wrong, try lotions, maybe he's just not getting enough feel. A hand job is just like doing it to urself basically so try to do something beyond what he can do. Hoped that he...

  • How can I make my boobs smaller?
    why would you want to? Its great for foreplay and its a feature most looked at by guys.

  • What's a guy's favorite aspect in a girl?
    1. Face 2. Figure 3. personality

  • What do guys always think?
    yes

  • If you had only one day to live, what would you do?
    o did i mention skydiving =]

  • If you had only one day to live, what would you do?
    i would probably go to Vegas, and if i get rich i'd give it all to charity and then spend the rest fo the day with my family =]

  • How can I show her I love her?
    Alrighty then, well first you have to admit, what ever you do will be a plus to having sex, but back to the topic, if you really want to show you care, these are some things my ex girlfriend described as the perfect boyfriend, try some of these things....

  • What do you do during your first time?
    If you are planning on having sex.. be sure to be on birth control, and use protection.. better safe than sorry. If you don't no what to do, and REALLY want some advice, i guess you can watch some vids.*cough*, not to be a perv or to encourage you, jus...

  • Should I take this new job?
    100% agreed with bafalken, id take it any day over my minimum wage job =p

  • Tatoo Designs.
    id go with sum killer wings on the back!! ive always wanted that, or a hazard sign ! Whatever you do, don't go Nick Lashey on me man, DO NOT get that stupid little ring across your bisep like 99.9% of guys do, its really tacky and i dont think its koo...

  • What's going to happen on 24's season finale?
    i hope jack dies already.. =]

  • How can I fracture my ankle?
    derek, there is no reason for you to want to hurt yourself. If your feeling upset over something, try to relax and let it pass by. Don't encourage yourself to do anything that may harm you, and or others. Don't listen to mean people, and try not to do ...

  • Do I have an eating disorder? (100.00%)
    how ya doin, It doesn't sound like an eating disorder. I think you're just a regular teenage girl who wants to look good. You talked about wanting to look like someone that looks better than you. Sweety , there will always be someone skinnier, smarter...

  • How much should I weigh when I'm 4'10''?
    im 4'11 and i weight 97 pounds, so id say between 85 - 100 pounds

  • Which is the best tanning product?
    id say just str8 up sun, nothing like a nice tan from it

  • How can I get this girl to notice me?
    3 days till break, chill with that, you lost alot of time and alot of love man, i dont think you should go for it. If you don't think you will still be constantly seeing each other during the summer, it isn't worth it. Unless you will be close during y...

  • How can I fix my relationship with my parents?
    meant to post this in parent / family, don't no why it does that to me sorry once again.

  • How can I fix my relationship with my parents?
    meant to post this in parent / family, don't no why it does that to me sorry once again.

  • How can I become better at cs 1.6?
    with cheats u cant advance in any league and you will get banned, and i need pro tips =p

  • How can I become a superstar?
    don't give up!

  • How can I become a superstar?
    You seem very devoted to this, and i believe in you. Anyone who says other wise is just jealous because they can't accomplish it, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. From experience, there is a kid in my school that wants to become a well known act...

  • How unhealthy is Taco Bell?
    yes, taco bell is terrible. The frying, the health conditions, its terrible, i used to love it until that ekoly (spelling) scare. putting that stuff in your system is awful. My friend got food poisoning 2's from it and never ate it again. over 16 i bel...

  • Is there a way to make money if I can't get a job?
    try eBay, not a job but it can help with an electric bill or something, i made about 200 dollars selling my old yugioh cards for bout 3 months lol, just a thought.

  • What are good rap or hip-hop songs for a dance? (100.00%)
    hmmm, walk it out can be done real good in a contest etc, if you like fergie try glamorous that might be a little to soft though, bow wow out of my system , unk walk it out, r kelly im a flirt , neyo because of you, neyo sexy love, pussycat doll...

  • What if guys want to make out but I don't ?
    i agree with angelfire, i mean i have used alot of girls, and its a thing guys do, i guess... not to be mean but yeah... as i said before, you shouldnt be foreced to do anything you dont want to do.

  • What if guys want to make out but I don't ?
    well, first you have to tell yourself, why you don' want to make out with some of these guys. Remember you don't have to do anything you are not forced to do. This is an optional but common thing in a teenager goes through. but if you aren't comfortabl...

  • What if my boyfriend's parents want a DNA test for our child?
    get the dna test and show the proof to his parents so they can stop being paranoid and leave you guys alone. If you are sure he is the father, get it anyway, and if not speak to your boyfriend and really get his answer, because most guys would say that...

  • How can I stop telling myself that I'm fat?
    Hey, listen your not overweight, especially not ob eased you sound like a very active girl and a really fun girl to be around. Don't listen to your brothers, my brother is the same way to me, rude and obnoxious! ha ha, but listen , you don't need to st...

  • Can anyone give me style tips?
    Hey, listen your not overweight, especially not ob eased you sound like a very active girl and a really fun girl to be around. Don't listen to your brothers, my brother is the same way to me, rude and obnoxious! ha ha, but listen , you don't need to s...

  • How can I lose 20lbs in 30 days?
    im pretty sure its not healthy to loose that much in that amount of time. but if u want to loose lets say 10 pounds, jogging in the morning, and non stop sit ups till it burns. Then do a couple more until it burns. Do that a couple times a day to get l...

  • How can I get my Mom to forgive me?
    chocolates and flowers would never hurt any1, and an apology sounds just about right, treat her to diner just the two of u and have a nice daughter and mother day.

  • How do I eliminate pimples?
    pro active i herd really does work, and for 20 bucks for the set, i herd its a bargain. My brothers girlfriend used it like a week before her senior pictures and she was looking hot! lol , results do vary, but seeing is believing. Good luck

  • Is he interested in me? (100.00%)
    sounds like a flirt, try giving him hints if he doesn't no u like him yet, and i say grab him before he's taken =p, but don't push it too far, make sure he likes you before u rush into it. Make an excuse for him to have to walk over to u again and what...

  • A 33 year old dating an 18 year old?
    if they've been dating for a while , let them figure it out, i personally don't think it involves you and that the mom is eventually going to find out regardless. It prob can be a little difficult to deal with, but if they get married, their wont be an...

  • Is my penis size normal?
    ya dud its norm., u got lucky... i guess...

  • What to do if my crush is torn?
    see what happens with him and his girlfriend right now, or if u cant wait that long, just talk to him and tell him how u feel. He probably feels the same way. Good luck, its a messy situation, i hope u get what u want, but take his feelings into con...

  • What if I'm too self-conscious to get fingered? (100.00%)
    don't do something your not sure about, do not feel pressured into ever doing something unless you are 100% certain it is what you want. Good luck

  • How do I make my boyfriend have a orgasm? (100.00%)
    if hand job, try lotion, if ur up to it a blowjob, durin sex try kinky stuff =p, those r the best ways i supposed Good Luck

  • Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
    im in 8th grade, and those questions are not easy, im pretty sure i can beat a 4th grader, but some of those science questions are not for 1st graders, and since when does a 1st grader learn biology, paalleeeeeaseE!

  • Is Marilyn Manson the hottest guy in the world?
    rofl, marilyn manson, doesnt he have enhanced breast stuff, dudes a physco!! =p

  • Do we have another chance?
    stop humping his leg and move on, he prob still has feelings for u , but hey, life sucks, i agree with antinap

  • How can I get rid of this bad habit of smoking?
    try gum, and lots of it, thats what my cousin did and he got through it, little by little. Start out small

  • Can I be pregnant if we had clothes on?
    right on chesell u no ur stuff =p

  • Do we have another chance?
    umm, what u could do is make another post about what you need help on... kk ill b right here take your time =p

  • Is there a second-most important language?
    id say spanish

  • Is it weird to masturbate with your friends?
    yea, extremely wierd... gay u could say

  • What's good to sell on eBay?
    yes anything, if you have old baseball cards, you'd be surprised who buys your junk. For example i sell yugioh cards and eventually bought a 200 dollar bike in no time =p Good luck and have fun

  • Why can't my boyfriend have an orgasm?
    You obviously tried, there is nothing wrong with u and u can help it. It seems that it possibly can be a psychological problem that can stem from a conservative upbringing or an unhealthy attitude towards sex and masturbation especially at a young age....

  • What is wrong with me?
    nothing is wrong with u , u are just curious and maybe gay.

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