nerd's Advice

• Would you like to help me name my new dog?
  Roosevelt
  
  
• Pubic Hair
  Do guys like chocolate, or vanilla... ... depends on the individual.
  
  
• Pregnancy help (100%)
  There isn't a way to tell without a paternity test. It is terrible for your relationship and your conscience to keep a secret of this magnitude from your better half. Be honest with him. Get a paternity test. The constant wondering will cause far ...
  
  
• Ulcer in my mouth
  Campho Phenique works well for me.
  
  
• Sleeping help
  First, go to your favorite hardware store and buy light blocking shades for all windows in your room. Cut out all caffiene three hours before you want to go to sleep. Follow a routine that you are used to to get ready for bed. Try meditating, prayin...
  
  
• How long does pot stay in your system?
  Try being honest with whoever is testing you, because you aren't going to pass.
  
  
• What kind of person are you?
  Sarcastic, and somewhat schitzophrenic and/or ADD.
  
  
• Could anyone help me with makeup?
  Freckles are gorgeous. Don't try to hide them!
  
  
• How to be more charming towards women?
  Be genuinly complimentary. Listen. Be a gentleman.
  
  
• Can I make my husband not be this guys friend? (100%)
  It is definately illegal to sexually abuse an animal. If I were in your shoes, I would tell my husband that I didn't want that guy in our house, and that you think he is a total creep. Your husband has to make the decision to stay friends with him or...
  
  
• Where can you find some nice sexy jeans?
  I shop at the Levi's outlet store. I always get a great pair of jeans that fit my body.
  
  
• A Lonely Summer
  The phone works both ways. Start haning out at your local rec center and make new friends. Or you could go get a job.
  
  
• Reoccuring dream?
  Here is what I get out of it. Water usually represents spirituality. Coming into an opening might mean you are taking a break from the busy routines in your life to sit down and think without distraction. The car represents you and where you are go...
  
  
• Who are the most annoying people you've had to babysit?
  I babysat for a family with two boys, ages 6 and 7. The mother had a minute by minute schedule for me to do with them, including "craft time" where the boys were supposed to organize their photo albums. I was forced to leave the house with the boys ...
  
  
• Could making something stop me and my friends being so bored?
  I hope you meant to say "deaf". You could build a 3D puzzle, dabble in painting or sculpture. Start volunteering somewhere on a regular basis (that will look great on future resume's).
  
  
• My mom tries to pick my friends!!
  Try to see things from her point of view. Your mom wants what is best for you. Convince her that sheltering you from specific people based on pre concieved judgements isn't in your best interest. Be respectful when you talk to her, or she probably ...
  
  
• Another divorce kid
  Divorce actually IS a "big woop". It is traumatic to break up a family. What you are feeling is completely normal. Even if logic tells you things should be one way, we often feel something completely different. It makes these hard to deal with emot...
  
  
• Missed period
  It is always possible when you have sex. Go take a pregnancy test.
  
  
• Magic Marker Removal
  Try a "magic eraser" by mr. clean.
  
  
• Will I be clean in 2 1/2 weeks from thc?
  If I were in your shoes, I would fess up now. Just be honest with him. You might be in trouble, but not nearly as much as when you fail the test. There are no guarantees with weed. Failing/Passing is determined by the amount you injested, when you ...
  
  
• Why Dora tv shows that we liked as a kid aren't on anymore?
  If you want to see the most creative, genious kid show ever, check out Yo Gabba Gabba. Those shows aren't airing anymore because they have been out so long, it is impossible to market new stuff. It is too easy to buy second hand.
  
  
• How do you feel about same-sex parents?
  Alibaby, it is really sad that someone taught you that judging people like that is ok. Your life is going to be very difficult with an attitude like that. I don't think someone can control what kind of genetalia he or she is attracted to. I believ...
  
  
• Do you have insane friends? (100%)
  I would guess that your friends are immature, elderly, or mothers of children in diapers, not insane.
  
  
• My dad getting out of prison
  If your father is an alcoholic, there isn't any way he can properly take care of you, since he has displayed he can't take care of himself. AA isn't a class, it is a way of life. If he is having problems with alcohol and want help for himself, an AA ...
  
  
• Mom shredded concert tickets because I didn't take out the trash
  I hope I can be that good of a mom too.
  
  
• Ideas for hair
  I'm with katwoman. Black is permanent. I had to cut mine off an start over, but I was too cheap/poor to go to a salon.
  
  
• What am I?
  You would be a normal, self concious teenager. You are gorgeous. Don't pick at every aspect of your image, especially your weight. Confidence is sexy. Being a bony twig is not.
  
  
• What can I do to make my room awesome with bad carpet?
  Target has carpet squares that you can arrange yourself.
  
  
• Redoing my room, need ideas for a beach theme
  You could glue sea shells on the border of a bulliten board. You could nail some weathered boards to the wall spaced out to make it look like a beach fence. You could get some funky shaped clear vases and fill them with sand.
  
  
• Losing weight? (0%)
  Long term consistant diet and exersize. If you are doing this already, then cut down your portion size.