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  • 90 day visa
    I can't answer that for you as I'm not familiar with the American visa system, but I'm sure if you visit the American embassy, call Legal Aid, or your local Immigration Department, they will be able to give you free advice on how to stay on in America ...

  • Chiuhauha eating a bone (100.00%)
    I would definitely call your vet immediately. Bones often leads to a serious impaction and constipation, requiring a trip to the veterinarian. Bones can also be a choking hazard and can cause possible intestinal bleeding if the bone shards break off an...

  • Black Dots After Shaving
    lol the "dots" not genetic per se... they are your hairs growing back. They're normal when you shave. Use a newer razor and some shaving cream for a closer shave. Or if you want a slightly longer lasting result, wax your legs.

  • 90 day visa (100.00%)
    WHat kind of visa are you on? If you are on a tourist/visiting visa, there may be restrictions on working and/or the types of work you can get.

  • Does implantation bleeding mean that you are pregnant?
    I would be taking a pregnancy test by now, kita20.

  • I'm I freak? (100.00%)
    You're just like the many attention-seeking teenagers out there who wants to be different yet wants to be validated by others in what you do. But hey, the feeling of wanting to belong somewhere is normal, you just have to work on your self-confidence.

  • Infection
    How have you been cleaning it daily?

  • vagina (100.00%)
    Pimples around the genital area or buttocks are relatively common, though I can't be certain it isn't an STD, which she should see a doctor for if it is severe. But having ingrown hairs, blocked oil glands, and such are pretty common down there, to...

  • Training puppy to stop jumping on visitors?
    Has your puppy gone to obedience school yet? Or puppy pre-school? It's important to get your puppy to these classes as it teaches your puppy on how to be a good puppy around many people, and it helps them socialize which will make slightly less over-ex...

  • Kristen stewart
    She smokes pot.

  • What color is female cum?
    It can be anywhere from clear to white, actually..

  • Unusual lump..
    It's most probably your g-spot.

  • Is anything wrong?
    Do you mean the part that connects to your hand sticks out? If it is then it's normal. I'm not sure which part you're talking about so it might depend.. Do you have a pic?

  • I will never be able to get a job no one wants to hire me!
    Welcome to the economy. Everyone wants a job, not enough jobs to give out.

  • Politically Correct?
    African-American.

  • Cover up being at a party
    So obviously you're taking the right step now in regaining your mom's trust by lying to her about going to a party. /sarcasm Why can't you ask your mom if you can go to the party? You didn't mention anything about being grounded. Just be honest wi...

  • Pregnancy
    Not if the sperm leaks down onto her vagina. Here's a good rule, if you ever ejaculate on her body, a good etiquette is to get some tissues or a towel and clean her up yourself immediately while she is still lying down, so your cum stays there until ...

  • Food that is bad for my puppy
    I just got this info from my PetPlace.com newsletter today. It's written by Dr.Jon, he's a vet. Following is a list of 5 foods that you should NOT feed your dog. 1. Alcoholic Beverages. Ethanol is the component in alcoholic beverages that can be tox...

  • What is this?
    Could be from a change in his diet or something? Is this different from his usual ejaculate? Some guys can have anything from clear fluidy ejaculate to chunky-looking ejaculate.

  • Inner contraversy
    It's still sex, it's still considered 'impure', if you want to get technical.

  • Pregnancy
    As long as it doesn't get ON her vagina, then no. Sperm don't have little legs to crawl their way to the vagina, but if they're anywhere in or on her vagina, they can swim up her because of her bodily fluids. Just make sure that she doesn't walk in a w...

  • How Far can a telescope see into space?
    A sorta cheap one probably won't get you that far out space. You might get to see some details to stars and things like the Milky Way... maybe magnify Mars a little bit (but it'd still be a tiny dot).

  • Does it matter?
    I suppose it depends on: 1) How religious you are & how religious he is 2) Where you live 3) What your (and his) family religious traditions are In some Muslim-dominated countries, the person marrying a Muslim must convert to Islam, and their c...

  • Lesbo sex
    They can use other sex toys or their hands/mouths to pleasure their partner.

  • fankfurt hahn airport to frankfurt international airport(HHN-FRA)
    I'd call either of the airports' customer service line to find out.

  • Health
    It's still there and it works for me. What's happening when you try to go there? http://www.funadvice.com/interests/health

  • Birth control
    Thanks for the correction, xxscreamforevrxx :)

  • Birth date
    I'll let the admin know and they'll change it for you :)

  • Birth control
    The implant birth control is just a very tiny rod, and it's injected into you through a needle into your arm, so don't worry, getting it won't involve any huge surgery, and it'll be over in a second. It's a good option for people who don't want the has...

  • What should I draw?
    Holy bleep, I didn't look at your username before suggesting that... that's creepy.

  • What should I draw?
    How about Medusa?

  • Appropriate price for a house-sitter?
    I've looked through some house-sitting websites before, and they're usually a straight-swap deal. Someone wants accommodation + someone wants a house-sitter to take care of the pets = everyone wins. So you are right, she is doing you a service in excha...

  • Fau answers
    After answering, you go to your Advice and click on the Mark as Anonymous link next to the advice you want anonymous.

  • People say my mother and I look like sisters?
    I think it's more of your mother looking young than you looking old.

  • Hairy but bald!!???
    Not quite true. Baldness is mostly genetic, and a high amount of testosterone.

  • How I can create my own Art site?
    Sign up for free blogging sites like Wordpress or Blogger which you can design how your site looks. I recommend Wordpress, they also have tons of user-submitted templates which you can use and tweak. The 'downside' is that the URL will be something lik...

  • Has your belly button hurt for no reason before?
    Oh well I went to the doctor about it and he said it was a cyst and said that it will go away eventually on its own, and prescribed me some antibiotics if it persisted. I didn't take the antibiotics and it went away on its own. Sounds like you may ...

  • Hip piercings??
    Hip piercings are considered surface piercings, and it's at best not a permanent piercing, as there's a high chance of migration. You get scars from migration. Having jeans or clothes rubbing on it all day could also slow the healing process and add th...

  • Does it hurt giving birth to a baby?
    Yes. Also, in the words of JD in Scrubs, ""You'll pee, poop and puke in a room full of strangers".

  • Robin egg need fast help please
    Try calling the RSPCA or your local vet for advice on that, I'm sure they'd try to give you some tips. :)

  • poprocks?
    The two guys in my house said yes, as long as the poprocks don't happen to go into their urethra. :)

  • Morning after pill
    You go to a doctor, or pharmacist and ask for it. I believe the person who needs the pill (I.e. not just the guy) can only get it. It's definitely not something you pick up from an isle.

  • sexless life
    Adding on to wbman1000, it's true, life gets in the way after years and years of marriage and things get dull and repetitive. There's no motivation in your wife to have sex, I suppose she thinks, "Why bother?", since it's the same old positions, th...

  • Sti help
    You need to see a doctor to diagnose your STI and prescribe you the right treatment/medication.

  • Enough!
    I think it's been discussed before to have a mature category separate from a 'teen' category... I think it may be down in the pipeline, but for now, there's always the Search option to look for something specific you have in mind.

  • Whats a good nickname for 'colton'?
    Cotton :P

  • can I trad foreign money for us money?
    It probably won't exchange for much.

  • Pregnancy
    Anytime after you miss it. It's just *not* recommended that you take the test *before* you miss your period because you might not have enough pregnancy hormones that would show up in the test if you are preggers.

  • Removing Permenant Marker From Cardboard
    Buy a new cardboard.

  • if you visit other countries you do things that you cant do in usa
    ... and?

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