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  • Catchy Slogan??
    I would just stick with, "Yes We Can" It has a good track record. Or if you're not a fan of that, then you can do something like...A vote for me is a vote for Harmony.

  • Job websites.
    Yes, this is a way you can work from home. http://www.trumpnetwork.com/DPike

  • Whats a good nickname for the name Nathan?
    You don't get to choose your own nickname. It comes from you doing something stupid, and people making fun of you for the rest of your life. It's quite the honor.

  • Does a nipple piercings hurt really bad?
    My ex was fine with it. Although she was a little drunk when it happened...

  • Is there a virus?
    It's actually called the zombie virus.

  • I got fingered and now it hurts (100.00%)
    He probably just scratched the vagina walls with his fingernail. And since it's inside your vagina, it's just like rubbing salt in a wound. Just because a guy is experience doesn't mean he's any good.

  • I'm desperate for a child, what can I do?
    You could always adopt. There are plenty of children out there who would love to have a mother. Also, stress affects every part of the bad in a negative way. It causes hormones to go out of balance, and it may also be affecting you. If you can relax...

  • how do I know if im still a virgin?!
    The cherry has nothing to do with virginity, on many girls it rips before they have sex.

  • Am I bi?
    You could be bi. I'm straight, and making out with girls is fun, but I don't want to go around and kiss every girl I see. I don't think you should be so quick to label yourself one way or the other, just let life play it out, and do what makes yo...

  • How to grind well?
    I don't know about a crazy grinder... But gently grinding is always okay. Just move your hips in a figure 8 pattern.

  • Would it look desperate if I texted him?
    Agreed. It's his birthday!

  • I Dont Bloody Get The Bing Commercial?
    It's telling you that if you use other search engines you'll get random results, but if you use the bing search engine it will give you exactly what you were searching for.

  • Why didn't taking E do anything?
    It could have been fake.

  • Do you shave your pubic hair?
    Yes. I use a bodygroom electric razor.

  • 300 or Troy?
    300

  • Cincinnati jobs?
    You can start your own business. Donald Trump is letting people use his name to start home-based businesses cheaply. Contact me if you want to know more.

  • Forklift operator/labor
    You can start your own business. Contact me if you need any help. You can basically own your own Donald Trump Franchise for a fraction of the traditional cost of franchising.

  • Felon Needed to work
    Lying is never a good thing, because the employer will always find out. You should go into business for yourself. It's in a different field than the ones you have in your question, but money is money, right? My company has Donald Trump's name and fa...

  • Deferred adjudication hiring?
    Donald Trump is hiring lots of people...contact if you want to know more.

  • CDL Felon looking for help
    You could go into business for yourself. If you're afraid to go into business alone because of the risks and start-up costs, then there are other options. I help people start small businesses, that use Donald Trump's name. If you want to work for...

  • Career path for a felon?
    Have you ever thought about starting your own business? There are really simple ways to start working for yourself. I don't see the point in working for somebody else, and making them rich. Contact me if you want more help.

  • president:?
    Yes, basically what supafly said.

  • Coffee is it bad??
    Coffee is also acidic, which is bad for the body. It stains your teeth, so you should always brush after you drink it, or at least rinse your mouth out with water.

  • Pc4pc shut up!
    Yeah I know! ...want to comment on mine?

  • Prostitution
    Caffine does not affect you more than marijuana. It affects you how you think and act, and in a democracy how the people think is what makes it so great.

  • do you like snow days
    I agree with victoria, I hate the make up days. The good side is that you never do anything on the make up days anyways!

  • Colon cleanse?
    They are herbal supplements that you take. I used colonix and you see results within the next few days of starting. Google colonix and check out their website. I have no idea how it works, but I do know plenty of guys who have taken it.

  • national anthem
    These are such foolish answers! It has so much historic value to it, just go to google and search for it.

  • yawning
    So, according to what iimpressivee says, yawning is contageous, because when we see others yawn our brain wants to do it as well.

  • does anyone know any funny (100.00%)
    Oh oh! Let me try one! George Bush? I know his brother. Harry. (~ hairy bush) Bruce Lee? I know his brother. Sirious. (~ seriously) And that's all I can come up with...

  • MATH QUESTION. easy for anyone older than 8th grade. or a smarty.
    Uh... .8 repeating is a decimal...

  • Pubic Hair
    Yup, shaved or trimmed short.

  • Hey Fellas...
    Because most girls lie about it.

  • Ice and snow (100.00%)
    After

  • Would I make it in the National Guard
    If you can't accept authority, and doing things that make no sense to you, the odds are against you.

  • Threes, cutting or hugging??
    I think I like Dr. Seuss's quote best, "I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues." Just wanted to ad that...

  • Housing and rent question!
    Amblessed is right in saying that everything should be agreed to in writing and signed. The problem I have with the advice is that a curtain or sheet does NOT replace a door. Sometimes there are noises or things that you want to make sure are kept ...

  • S.A.T question school...
    C

  • Ellen and clooney 2getha o' not?
    Ellen DeGeneres is married to Portia de Rossi (the chick from Arrested Development).

  • Purity ring
    You have to write down the reasons why you want one and read them every day. You have to share your goals with your friends/family. These are the basics of goal-setting. You can easily avoid "horny drunk chicks" in college if you avoid the parties.

  • Fooling around. :) I neeedd ideasss! (100.00%)
    Do things to him that you enjoy having done to you. (You know the golden rule do unto others as you would have them to unto you, and such.) Push him down on the bed/couch and kiss him hard. Pin his hands beside his head while you're making out with him...

  • Butt butt butt
    Don't listen to these other people. It's not a crazy fantasy. It doesn't hurt, but make sure your partner is clean.

  • Does it hurt in the butt
    You have to use a lot of lube. If done properly most guys/girls enjoy it, because there are a lot of nerve endings around the anus.

  • Married by a ?
    In Las Vegas you can have a guy dressed as Elvis Presley marry you.

  • Cum???
    Cum is salty. It's used to make a baby by going inside a girl and combining with the egg.

  • Is it true that . . .
    No, that is not true. It is just an urgan myth.

  • Have you ever had a lazy day?
    Yeah, that's all I did this 3-day weekend was lay in bed with my girlfriend.

  • Should the lottery exists?
    Yes it should. People choose to do it, and it helps fund goverment programs, like public education.

  • My dad has a gun!! (100.00%)
    Yes it's legal. The second admendment says that the right of the people to bear arms shall not be infringed. It's good that he's keeping them locked up, it's a very responsible thing to do with guns.

  • Harvard Test Question
    It has lots of answers, it's just a question asked to see how you analyze a question with many different question. I go with because it's the best shape for the human body to go down, and circles have more area for the same amount material than any oth...

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