moralturpdtude's Advice

• Can I hack my boyfriend's account?
  Um, check the laws dear it could be illegal in your state. It falls under, fraud, identity theft.
  
  
• How old were you the first time you had sex? (0%)
  OK, to sexlovinggirl69 the 23 year needs to have charges against him especially since he just used you! Now, for the other guy, don't ever beg a guy to date you, have more class than that! Now for softballer13, you sound like you aren't ready. I had...
  
  
• How can I get over my issues with sex?
  What do you like is more important than what some guy likes. It should always be neat and clean, but do what you like.
  
  
• Are jail tours fair to inmates?
  Remember these are kids that are immature. That was inappropriate behavior on their part. That tour could make the difference between one of them being in your position and not. As for you...you knew that whatever it was that you did to get in ther...
  
  
• Does this stomachache mean I'm pregnant?
  You should have thought about all of this 2 hours ago.
  
  
• What if he said he doesn't know if he would cheat on me?
  If he is asking that, then most likely he already has cheated on you. If he doesn't know what he capable of, then he is really saying that he is not ready to commit to one person.
  
  
• What if this girl's pussy stinks?
  It could have been many things. Keep in mind that one day you may get married and I promise you, she will have a day or two that her vagina doesn't smell the greatest. Just like men, you guys sweat and get a little smelly, but you still want it. Women ...
  
  
• Do tampons really pop your cherry?
  That is Hymen...hit the back key one to many times...lol
  
  
• Do tampons really pop your cherry?
  The ymen is not inside the vagina, it’s a mucous membrane that is part of the vulva, the external genital organs. The hymen is a layer of tissue, just like the tissue around the opening of your vagina that partially conceals the vaginal orifice. The hy...
  
  
• What if my cousin and I were intimate?
  OMG! Are you in Alabama?? You don't do that with your relatives whether they are blood or by marriage! Yuck!! Yes you are screwed and she is too, yuck!
  
  
• What does it mean when he says this?
  Never a good thing or they wouldn't be an "ex", right? Now think about this...what are some of the things that he has said about his ex in the past to you?? Was it good?? I doubt it. Couples should never ever compare their new partner with an ex at any...
  
  
• How can I give my girlfriend an orgasm?
  If you don't know where her clit is, then you don't need to be having sex. I'm sure that it's not "safe sex" when you are obviously not educated in the matter.
  
  
• Can I be pregnant if we had clothes on? (100%)
  As long as sperm does not go near the vagina you are fine. Why are all the teens "making out" or having sex when you are so uneducated.
  
  
• Can you have sex before you've had your first period?
  You can have sex at any time, but if you haven't started yet, then you must be very young. You need to talk to your parents before you do anything. You can't change it once you do it.
  
  
• How long do you have sex to have a baby?
  Huh? How long or how many times? Not sure what you're asking, but it only takes one time to get pregnant. Some people it takes more, just depends on that persons body.
  
  
• What can I do with my hair besides ponytails?
  I have a very good friend that has hair like you and she does the coolest stuff with it. One of her main things that she uses is the huge curlers. She puts them in and when she is done it is a smooth full look.
  
  
• What happens to your body when you starve yourself? (100%)
  It starts eating your muscles and then your organs. If that is your picture then you are not fat. But the best way to do it is watch what you eat and balance out weight training with cardio. Weight is not as important as size. You can weigh a lot but h...
  
  
• Can you get this riddle?
  The aunt & husband are sister(in-law) brother(in-law) to Jane; because they are Janes daughters "aunt & husband(uncle); the aunt & husband(uncle)'s daughter's sister, (they have 2 girls, one of which is Candace)...Jane is Aunt Jane to her niece Candace.
  
  
• What's a good way to organize paperwork? (100%)
  Rotate your files on a yearly basis, I color code mine. A different color every year. Easier to find. You are suppossed to keep your records for 7 years. Get a PDA or cell that has alarms or reminders on it. Mine works wonders and I haven't forgotten m...
  
  
• How much money per day is legal to earn?
  Hey Sir Richard Branson made a little over 3 million in net profit in one day. An associate of mine sold a commercial building and took home a commission check that was over $50k. So you can earn as much as you can in one day, but are you asking what i...
  
  
• Does IUI implantation bleeding mean pregnancy?
  After all of the medical treatment that you have been going through, why are you asking strangers on the internet instead of talking to your doctor? Congrats if you are and I am all for babies, but come on, ask your doctor, thats what you pay them for.
  
  
• Is it normal to bleed for days after losing your virginity?
  Here is a perfect example about this bs question "am I too young"?! To all teens, tweens and whatevers, if you can't pronounce it, spell it or do it with a firm understanding, then you are to young and DON'T need to be doing it. There is no telling wha...
  
  
• What would happen if men had babies? (100%)
  Ask any man that has had a kidney stone. I have had a baby by natural birth "no drugs", and have passed a kidney stone without drugs(not by choice). I would rather have 10 babies naturally vs 1 kidney stone!
  
  
• Should I believe him that he cares about me?
  Move on! Most men want their cake and eat it to. He doesn't want you and why would YOU want him? Come on, he is wanting you while he is with another? So you hook up with him while you're together, now he has her and you and you have who?? NO ONE!
  
  
• How can I make sure my girlfriend is satisfied in bed?
  Hey db4mu, thats called the cervix and um, no that is not what gets your gf going. There is a soft fleshy spot in the front of a womans vagina known as the G-spot. That and the clitoris is what gets us going. You don't need to use 2 fingers, you just n...
  
  
• Does bonds with children mean you're pregnant?
  It has nothing to do with being pregnant. If you are asking this, I would suggest that you go have a pregnancy test and then get some education. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW, WHEN, WHERE OR WHY YOU GET PREGNANT, THEN DON'T DO IT TIL YOU UNDERSTAND IT!!
  
  
• How do I get into my boyfriend's pants?
  Well first off, I hope you do know that you don't give a blowjob with your hands?! Second, it would be more helpful if his pants were unbuttoned and unzipped. Third, you really have no clue! Learn a lot more before you do anything with anybody!!
  
  
• What's this stuff coming out of my vagina?
  It is natural lubricant and there is nothing bad about it and trust me, you do want it. It can also be clear, just use good hygiene. Most men love the taste. Drink pineapple juice to make it taste sweeter.
  
  
• What are some tips for shaving my vagina?
  Make sure that you don't go against the growth of the hair, always go down (no pun intended). Use a mirror if you need too. There is a gel called "bikinizone" that works wonders. I get mine at walmart, about $3. Go very slow.
  
  
• Which is most important: face, body or personality?
  I have asked the same question. One reponse that I had gotten was very interesting. I was told that a guy can always close his eyes not to see what they are with, but can't stop feeling what they are touching. Now, having that said, beauty comes from w...