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hey im jasmine.
i am very open minded.
and i love skateboarding!!
its pretty much all i do.
i am also a skateboard collector,
with around 66 in my collection so far.
i have 36 peircings, with more to come.
as well as that i make goth,horror and punk dolls, clothes, shoes, jewelrey, bags and just about everything else,
im also obsessed with the finnish band HIM.
i know a lot about a wide variety of subjects
so im just here to give you all advice really. :]
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I'm guessing you were also annoyed with the movie "The Never Ending Story"...because it ended.
I know heaps of people who say that God nevers answers their prayers. I just realised something...they all speak English. None of my Spanish friends complain that God doesn't answer their prayers. Based on this my theory is that God doesn't speak Eng...
Actually you still say "Hello" in Portuguese. If you say "Hello how are you", it's "Hello como é você?" in Portuguese.
Or perhaps you could start by advertising in your local paper. Something like : "Pirate available. Willing to plunder, steal valuables, scuttle ships. Non-smoker. Health excellent. Available for immediate start. Have own parrot and eye-patch.
George W. Bush
À votre partie le samedi je souhaite faire pipi dans votre cuvette de goldfish.
Peter was always the butt of the apostles practical jokes. He would come home tired from a big day of fishing and find they had short sheeted his bed. Or he would be getting dressed and find he had two left sandals. Once they dobbed him in to the Roma...
How many cigarettes a day does he smoke? Maybe he should switch to a low tar brand.
You asked if your desire to run around the house nude is a problem. So is your concern : (a). that you want to conduct some sort of athletic track and field event indoors? (If thats your concern you could mark out a track with tape or streamers and re...
Don't EVER feel guilty because you don't feel what others tell you to feel, because you don't think what others tell you to think, or because you don't believe what others tell you to believe. Find what YOU believe in and be true to that. The greatest...
I think that pirates are far more accomplished than ninjas in the field of movies and entertainment. Practically every DVD I own has a warning at the beginning that says I might have a pirate movie. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure there is ...
Do you think the same spirit will re-possess my home or will it be a different discarnate entity? Better the devil you know I guess!
If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving - Mister Clever Trousers
...and you also end up with a wet forehead. That bit can be proven.
If it were me, I wouldn't go at all. Then I would ring the host the day after, congratulate him on a brilliant party and ask what he thought of my Invisible Man outfit.
Clearly this question was asked by someone who doesn't possess super powers. If you had super powers you wouldn't have to ask.
My greatest fear is being molested by a roving gang of super models.
More people are killed by donkeys each year than in plane crashes.
Excuse me mister...do you know anything about defusing bombs?
Was it Cuddly and Boo-Boo? I just did a little research and I see that the two atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nicknamed "Little Boy" and "Fat Man". What the hell were they thinking? I was pretty close with my guess of Cuddly and B...
Passionately I Embrace The Last Turnip Of Spring - Kim Jong Il
Passionately I Embrace The Last Turnip Of Spring - Kim Jong-iL
An excellent point. The guy who invented crash helmets for skydivers probably also invented seat belts for motorcycles. I have never heard a skydiver on the news saying "My 'chute failed at 13 thousand feet and I fell all the way. I thought I was a go...
I find that the secret of passing a drug test is being prepared well in advance by having a good study regimen that you are able to stick to. Plan to set aside at least 2 hours per night studying in a quiet, well lit spot that is free from noise and di...
I note that your question was posted over three years ago. In that time I haven't heard any media reports about a rogue, uncontrolled nuclear explosion anywhere in the world so I can only assume that you were successful in defusing your nuclear weapon....
Memo: Attention all humans. Due to inclement weather the Apocalypse has been cancelled. A full refund will be issued to all ticket holders.
I have it on good authority that God has the entire series of Harry Potter movies on DVD. God loves to laugh. God says stop trying to find evil, demonic meanings behind innocence. God reminds you "a gay day in Toyland" meant Noddy and Big Ears were ...
A shave
Tell them you discovered a strange portal with what appeared to be Egyptian heiroglyphics around it's perimeter. In trying to decipher the writing you accidentally actuated the device which then teleported you through a worm hole to the far end of the...
Oh yeah...I forgot to ask...can you please send me a dollar for this advice?