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  • What do I say to get her to move up to the next level (100.00%)
    Essentially summarizing what I said lol

  • What do I say to get her to move up to the next level (100.00%)
    If you want to skip all that unwanted crap of talking to one another while being in the mood to go further while you're making out, then simply work your way around (with your hand, duh lol) her thighs and SLOWLY work it towards her vagina. If she look...

  • What gets boys horny fast? (0.00%)
    Depends on what he likes. You could either have a dessensitized boyfriend who would need something like bondage (on u, not him lol) or one who is so sensitive that his d*ck has straightened itself upon contact with the touch of a female's finger or sim...

  • Do I look anorexic
    Are you asking this because you're insecure about the way you look (cause you look fantastic. I don't think you have anything to worry about considering you model) OR are you asking this because you really are anorexic and you're trying to see if anybo...

  • Friend Requests
    Thank you Odal... you're not an "advisor" and you gave me help on something that allows me to make that option available (Instead of giving me lazy advice and giving me a 'tude). Perhaps they should make you one. Thanks again!

  • Friend Requests
    I shouldn't have to delete them... I'd rather have the option of accepting or declining so I can keep track of who is added as my friend. Not everybody depends soley on their e-mails (I don't... most of my inbox is spam anyway)... I'd prefer to have so...

  • What is the name of Merlin's staff or wand?
    Thanks for the most asanine answer that a 4-year old would have given, with no attempt at proving that it has no name (if it really doesn't)...

  • How to adjust to living a healthy life?
    Awesome, this advice is great stuff so far. I will certainly reference it when I start my working out. People can keep posting if they got more. Thanks!

  • How to adjust to living a healthy life?
    How do I count my calories? you mean what I should eat during the day shouldn't go over 1700? My college has a gym but it's the smallest gym I've ever seen and it gets packed during lunch hours, which is the only time I'd be able to go; I commute an...

  • Is weed bad?
    Awesomel I'll keep that in mind when I get a chance to take shroom. Thanks! ahahahaha

  • What should I get my girlfriend for Christmas?
    okay, sounds good. Thanks! : ) I'll try doing something from what you suggested.

  • How can I lose 25lbs in two months?
    Liquid diets are healthy if you do it right and if you drink the correct liquids. My friend's dad HAD to do it for two weeks to clear his stomach and digestive track of any solids. I doubt they would tell him to do that if it wasn't healthy. But if y...

  • How can I lose 25lbs in two months?
    You can do it in a couple weeks... go on a liquid diet. My friend said that his dad had to do it for two weeks and he lost about 28 lbs. Only problem is you have to drink the right kinds of drinks, that give you the right vitamins and minerals and suc...

  • Is weed bad?
    I agree with baseballman4life: makes me feel so much better when I'm a little sick (cause I haven't been full on sick, gotta stay home sick, in a LOOONG time). I blaze, go to bed and feel well rested the next morning not sick at all (in a little bit of...

  • What should I get my girlfriend for Christmas?
    Anything else? I don't cook nor do I have my own place to do so...

  • Is acting for me or not?
    Yea, you're right. I just need to have the passion to really want to do it. There isn't any specific kind of acting I'd like to go into. I mean, I do joke around a lot and I find many things funny, so perhaps comedy but also, you're right, I don't h...

  • What's my best feature?
    Definitely your eyes and your smile. You've got a gorgeous face.

  • How to get over a bug in 24 hours?
    Get a good night's sleep, stop thinking about it and eat something substantial, but healthy for you (not garbage like junk food and stuff).You'll do fine. You say you love singing so you MUST be good at it. There are two things you can do: 1) You can...

  • [[Old]]
    Not much can be told from that angle (we can't see your face fully, nor your body)... ask this question once you get more pics up. But from what I can tell, you're not bad at all... what do you think of yourself? Cause from what I've gathered, it's us...

  • Do you think the world is coming to end?
    Yup, I agree with rnealw... and plus I feel the human race is ending it more rapidly.

  • Should I date this girl or suggest just being friends?
    We're dating now and everything seems pretty fine. I mean, we're both busy with our own stuff so we see each other maybe once or twice a week. I warned about this and she seemed to understand it, but I think she's starting to realize it. But I explain...

  • Why haven't I had a boyfriend? (100.00%)
    I can understand if you were 25 and said you never had a bf, but you're only 13... I wouldn't worry about it too much. I always figured that 14-16 was the age around which relationships started; unless one matured earlier than the rest, which seems to...

  • How can I shave without embarrassing razor bumps?
    How much is waxing usually, and what places wax in those areas for you??? I shave everywhere in that area (except for a small patch above my p3nis generally shaven to look like like some sort of design [but I've gotten lazy with making it a design, lo...

  • Is Captain Keyes alive in Halo 3?
    Where can I rent a 360? How much would it be? Cause that's actually a pretty good idea.

  • Is Captain Keyes alive in Halo 3?
    Ohhh okay, that would make sense. I really need to get the 360 and Halo 3.

  • How can you get a free PS3, 360, or Wii without the other crap?
    I know what you mean. I heard a commercial on the radio that said, "oh, go to freeradioxbox.com to get your free 360 TODAY!!!" And yea, u have to fill out all that garbage which seems to repeat itself onto the next page and the next. It's annoying. ...

  • How much can I get for my Wii, Xbox, Accessories, games, etc.?
    I found another site where they'll take my Wii for $150 and my Xbox for $70, but they buy the games for cheaper. So if I sell this at one site and the games at the other then I'd probably get about $254, which is better than it was. The two sites are...

  • How much can I get for my Wii, Xbox, Accessories, games, etc.?
    Oh, and my mom saw Halo 3 for $49 at Costco while she was shopping.

  • How much can I get for my Wii, Xbox, Accessories, games, etc.?
    Who the hell changed the thread title on me? That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking about my Wii, Xbox, Accessories, games, etc... Christ! Anyway, I went to a site last night that buys systems and games at "top dollar," I forget the site, I'll fin...

  • Should I date this girl or suggest just being friends?
    Thanks, I appreciate it. : )

  • Should I date this girl or suggest just being friends?
    I consider openly dating and friends with benefits to be two different things. You can date multiple people at a time and not not be in a friends with benefits relationship with them, but this is how I feel (Maybe I'm seeing things old fashion and you...

  • Can rattlesnake skin cure stomach cancer? (100.00%)
    I never heard of this. Sounds like a medical cure that Indians used back in the day. I'm sure if this is true for curing stomach cancer, then it'd be in use. But since there is no said cure for cancer then it is safe to say it doesn't work. HOWEVER...

  • Can I move in with my boyfriend if I'm 16 and pregnant?
    I don't really think there is anything u can legally do until you're 17 or 18.

  • Will braces get in the way of giving head? (100.00%)
    Although I have never received head by a girl with braces, I never really understood the problem with them. I guess if you were all over his dog with your mouth then there could be a chance that they will catch onto the skin and cause him a lot of pai...

  • How can I stop cutting until my girlfriend leaves town?
    If you want senesation and wanna feel good, then do m@sturbate for godsake. At least THAT'S a healthy alternative. Good Luck!

  • How can you lose excess fat off of your pecs?
    Thanks a lot!

  • How do you make a homemade tattoo gun? (100.00%)
    The VERY basic way of making your own tattoo "gun" is to take a needle, heating it up to sterilize it, dipping it into pen ink, or what have you, and poking it into your skin. It takes mad long to do and looks rather sloppy (you're better off having a...

  • How Can I Keep Cutting Without My Family Finding Out? (100.00%)
    Although I do not condone cutting because it's self mutilation, I understand what you're going through (kinda). Pretty much, I've had friends who cut and apparently it's not THAT uncommon among young teenage girls. You obviously like the pain that it ...

  • What's the name of this Marilyn Manson song? (100.00%)
    "User Friendly" from his Mechanical Animals album.

  • How many cars are in the United States?
    Too many to count and it's pissing me off. Traffic is worse than ever nowadays. And people who can't drive or abide by the rules of the road don't make it any better. And I've been noticing it's not JUST old people. I see a lot of young people being...

  • Is keeping pepper spray a good decision for girls?
    Pepper Spray? Excellent idea, there are so many weirdos around nowadays. I'm pretty sure you can get a small bottle at Sports Authority or something (I thought I saw them once). As for alerting people... if you are being attacked, do NOT yell "RA...

  • What kinds of sex are there?
    Somegirl1122 gave you the three main ways of having sex. There are countless positions to have it in (at least a position for each day of the year, as seen in a book at a Virgin Mega Store, lol). There are also MANY kinds of fetishes which range from ...

  • How can I tell her how I feel?
    Letters in general are corny (my point of view). The thing that will most likely make her say yes to you asking her out is being confident. You have to grow a pair of balls, just for that moment (if you're shy in general or whatever) and just wing it. ...

  • What if a girl touches me down there?
    You slap her across the face and say, "HEY!!! That's mine, get your own." J/k... well I'd hope you'd like it and just go with it. If she took the initiative to go for it then one can assume she knows what to do or, if not, then she knows what she wa...

  • How do I give a handjob?
    What papistgiant said... personally I enjoy h3ad better.

  • What's the right way to hook up?
    I dunno if this is just me, but when I think of "hooking-up" and when I'ved "hooked-up" with girls, either one or both of you are single (preferably both of you are single, otherwise one of you is cheating on someone, lol)... Any particular reason ...

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