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Back before the days of Adam, the dinosaurs were the first to create music. Ever hear of "Fraggle Rock?"
I've got bad news and I have good news: Bad news: You WILL almost certainly DIE. Good news: You will die a HERO!!
It hurts to use the bathroom? Are you sure you hit the right hole?
Screw tea! Drink lots of cranberry juice.
No human can get "pregnat", however, girls and women can get "pregnant" if you're not careful--unless that's the intention, then I say "bring it on!" On the streets they say, "If you're old enough to bleed, you're old enough to breed." Make sense? :)
You paint your question with a VERY broad stroke. I can only answer your question the same way, unfortunately: Q: What is a good song? A: One that doesn't suck. Hope it helps. :)
That's probably a good idea. I'll have to give that one some thought. It's tough because many know me as 'michiganhitman', but it's no big deal. How about "phatcnt-h8r"? LOL
That's a good question, Ty. One I don't really have an answer for. Basically, you can go to google.com/alerts and put any keywords or key phrases you want, and google will email you, often times daily, any results on the web pertaining to your search c...
Google Alerts are email updates of the latest relevant Google results (web, news, etc.) based on your choice of query or topic. http://www.google.com/alerts It's what she uses to keep tabs on me. I'm not sure what you meant by your question, "wh...
Thanks, Stephanie. I should make one *CORRECTION* here: I should not have said her husband "drunk-dialed" me. Let's just say that I 'think' there was alcohol involved because no average person would call someone at 3:02 in the morning, huffing and puf...
Я не такое хорошее, на французском, как я на русском языке.
I don't mean full-on legal advice. Heck, no! I mean, like a corner of the site where you can kick around thoughts and ideas. More like legal "things that make you go 'hmmm?'" Does that make sense?
America loves Shawn!!
Do like a lot of people do: Take the easy way out and have 1/2 of your stomach removed. Bariatric surgery is the new Weight Watchers. I know a guy who had this done and dropped 30 pounds from his face alone! It CAN be done!!!
How 'bout "Special K"?
Nice guys finish last. It's no secret there. I used to be a 'nice guy' and it never worked out. So I became a nice guy who wasn't overtly 'nice' to dates, etc. Most girls, for some dumb reason, need to feel expendable in order to stay put. I don't ...
Nobody deserves anything.
Taiwan. You could go make dresses for Kathie Lee Gifford! Or make soccer balls for Nike!
No problem. Not homework, really :) Just sharing info that was taught to me at a very early age. Take care.
I'll attempt to answer your 38 questions in the order asked: 1) "Do not test the LORD your God..." Deuteronomy 6:16 (New International Version) 2) Yes. 3) Yes. 4) No. 5) Yes. Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No ...
OOPS! I thought you were looking for name ideas for a band you were putting together. D'oh!
What comes to mind is either "Keep It Short, Stupid" or "Keep It Simple, Stupid"
I have call blocking on my phone and was able to block the 4 known numbers that I have for the guy. There was one other thing that I did, but don't want to tip my hand, just in case his over-controlling wife is reading this.
How about "Pontius Pilate and the Nail-Drivin' 5"?
Do like the American TV commercial once suggested: There was a mom with her daughter, doing things together, when out of the blue, the daughter asks her mom, "Mom? Do you have have that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?" And then the conversation begins. :) ...
The band Antrax put out a CD called "Attack of the Killer B's." Besides being a great CD, the concept was a 'greatest hits' of sorts for all of their best "B-side" songs. The end result is definitely worth a listen. :)
So, has anyone clicked on the large size image of the Arby's sign yet? LOL!
Strong coffees or teas do not sober up someone who's intoxicated. What you get afterward is a wide-awake DRUNK! There's nothing you can do to speed up the liver's ability to metabolize all the alcohol running through her body. I would suggest you he...
3 billion Oriental Asians can't be wrong! It's all about the rice...
I suggest when you're standing while addressing them, just casually rock to the left and to the right on your feet. Just a gentle, almost non-noticeable sway. It should really mess with them. Then when they've had enough and tell you, that's when yo...
So why do you want to stand out? Does everyone in your town look just like you? What is the attention that you crave?
That was great! I like "Part B" to this one (also making this up, on your coat tails): Something like, "And yo' momma is so big that she couldn't fit inside "It's A Small World". LOL! Or, "Yo' momma is so big, that when she went on Space Moun...
Yeah, I guess I'm a 'fan' as far as the Olympics go. I've been enjoying watching all the US participants score big. When I saw Shawn, I thought, "Man, she reminds me of someone, I just don't know who. WHO! THAT'S IT!! CINDY LOU WHO!!!' LOL!
When she's not looking, throw her in a pool. :)
According to my wife, it was horrid.
Why not name the boy Michael Janice? Then she'd get a double bonus!
If it's a black baby, I like "ShaLaunda Janice" or "Tyquandria Janice". But if it's a white baby, maybe "Cheryl Janice"?
Also, when you say "bags", do you mean taking McD's fries and filling like a to-go bag? And if so, then what size to-go bag? Either way, you'd really screw your body up. At worst, you might end up spending the rest of your days in a nursing home bed...
There is great news for you, lish54. Check out the attached image for more info. Keep hope alive!!!
You'd turn into Miss Potato Head,
Good move! Now go and find a girl with a really tight vagina and BE THE MAN!!! :)
Keep watching! It'll take your mind off your boobs and your nose! :) J/K!!
I don't even have a problem with the occasional type-o. Where it DOES get ridiculous is when every other word slaughters the English language. If it's about drafting a post, I can tell you that I type about 95 wpm, and sure--I make mistakes, but I ca...
I'd say, based on your other question about "mast***tion blues", quit beating it into submission, for gosh sakes! It's probably feeling so beat down at this point that it doesn't want to come out and play anymore. Another thing I would do is this: ...
It could be a Puerto Rican Jew. :)
First off, regardless of how you got into Mr. Norris' closet, and regardless of what you were wearing, I would do my best to get out of his house, as quickly and as quietly as possible. You don't want to get on Chuck's bad side. He doesn't like trespa...
I can't tell if they're "too big" or not. Got any other pictures you can share? I'm a connoisseur of the female form. I'd be glad to help any way I can for you. :)
I have no problem with abbreviating, "nickjonsluvr". By the way did you mean to abbreviate the word "abbreviating"? Just wondering because your spelling and grammar were both off while making your point. I enjoy the discussion on this website. The...
Wow! Great feedback, and so quick! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks the English language should be treated kindly. :) Cheers! Hitman
You're welcome! Good luck this year. :)