mhung's Advice

• How is God real?
  oops2 sorry .. I didn't read the small print. (no .bmp allowed!) . mo4/mok6 .
  
  
• How is God real?
  oops .. this jig didn't grab the right photo I meant: . mo4/mok6 .
  
  
• How is God real?
  . mo4/mok6 .
  
  
• Do you believe in God?
  everyone believes in god just like everyone believes in santa claus I am colorblind, yet in grade school I "knew" that apples are red and the sky is blue. it turns out I was wrong in both counts. granny apples are green. and the sky is a bejewelled...
  
  
• How can I get rid of my stepdad?
  Buy him a METRONOME for his birthday .. he will play it just to please your mother and show he appreciates you .. but without knowing what it's for, he will just play it and play it and it will slowly drive him crazy and he will leave.
  
  
• How can I count correctly while playing piano?
  hey, hooch .. it's called a METRONOME .. look it up. there's all kinds and prices. but they all work the same: [METRO - measure NOME - regulator 0 what it does is: you set the number at how many beats per minute, etc, then it just goe...
  
  
• Are ghosts real?
  .. sounds like Yes! you did think you saw a soldier with a gun standing over a grave.
  
  
• Do you believe in God?
  what's it your friggen business? Do you pay my rent?
  
  
• What happens to you after death?
  those of us who "don't believe in god" .. go straight to HELL ( DO NOT COLLECT $200 ! )
  
  
• Am I too young to be nervous about my career?
  no .. you are experiencing the pefect fear and anxiety for your age. you're right on track. especially since your perplexity is over deciding into which direction to channel your efforts .. this is an age (15 - 17) when the way of thinking that the i...
  
  
• What is the difference between a comet, an asteroid, and a meteor?
  .. and I dare add __ METEORITE: a meteor that enters our atmosphere and lands on earth
  
  
• Where can I get an original super ball?
  The Original Superball is made by a company called Wham-o. I just went to their site and found out that these items are marked MADE IN CHINA .. I would be very wary of giving children toys from there right now
  
  
• What's the difference between these practitioners?
  general practitioner vs. specialist [ the family doctor vs. an endocrinologist] private practitioner vs. hospital staff member [your own outside family doctor or endocrinologist who visits you at the hospital duri...
  
  
• What MP3 player has the most storage capacity?
  Apple iPod Classic 120GB - 300GB .. seems to top the list
  
  
• Do you believe in Nostradamus's prophecies?
  no whatever "prophesies" have indeed "come true" fall into either of just 2 categories: - wisely thought-out observations, I.e., The Sun will come out tomorrow (or at least by next month?) - rantings HEARD by the masses, subsequently interna...
  
  
• What is the hardest tongue twister you know?
  Try pronouncing this in Danish .. it just means Red Fruit Pudding with Cream: * Rødgrød med Fløde * .. if you Search YouTube you'll hear it
  
  
• If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
  "If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?" Excellent question. Answer: because we did not evolve from "apes" .. but, rather, what we call "apes" today, have been evolving to look like apes ever since we split from them and began evolving in...
  
  
• When a person practices geophagy, what is he/she doing?
  Gk. gē (o) = "Earth" Gk. phagein = "to eat" hence, a person practicing geophagy is an earth-eater .. i seem to remember some species on this planet who just suck up and eat the dirt or earth and then their digestive systems sort ...
  
  
• what is the population of niue island?
  "Our entire population of about 1500 people live in only 14 widely dispersed villages. " SOURCE: http: // www . niueisland . com/ facts /
  
  
• Can God create a stone, which it cannot raise God?
  some think He did .. they call it planet Terra
  
  
• What is the proper name for a female walrus?
  . . Walra blubberia .
  
  
• who expects the Spanish inquisition?
  .the Moors .. .. again
  
  
• what is swiss cheese called in France?
  le fromage Ementhaler
  
  
• which would you rather do or eat an orange?
  i suppose do it .. because once i eat it, it's gone
  
  
• What's a good anniversary present for my boyfriend?
  congratulations moonshine! 2 years is a long time .. especially when you are so young :-) Please give him a $90 3-rolling head Electric Shaver! 1. He will soon be needing it more and more 2. It shows a guy just how Practical a woman can be 3...
  
  
• How do I get a photo onto my Youtube account? (100%)
  not sure 100% .. but i think you MUST HAVE POSTED A VIDEO on your acct .. and FROM THAT VIDEO you can get any frame to use as your photo i hope that helps. that's what i came across when i tried .. but i have no videos up yet so i get nutteeng!
  
  
• Am I pregnant if I got my period early?
  no
  
  
• Where can you get a good source of iron?
  Dark Green Leafy Vegetables. incl. Spinach, Kale, Collard Greens, Mustard Greens, Chinese Gaai Laan, Choy Saan .. to name a few. These provide tons of iron as well as other minerals, but also lots of roughage so important to us primates ;-) o...
  
  
• How do you boil eggs?
  CODDLED EGGS: First put a pot of water to boil. Next, remove cold eggs from fridge and immerse in very warm water for 5 minutes. [The temperature from too cold to boiling would cause the egg to expand suddenly and crack.] Holding the egg tightly...
  
  
• How to find out if God exists?
  DIE. .. you will face the ultimate absolute truth. (or, if you really MUST find out NOW: Separate your awareness from the computer-thing called the human body .. and experience No Thingness .. there you are in the same pre-birth and p...