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The only thing that makes your hair grow is eating healthy. I am a 4 year certified beauty advisor from a professional hair salon- trust me. Proteins are essential for hair growth---but sperm only has about 3 grams of protein in it- so it's not reall...
You are 5'11 and you only weigh 128 pounds, yet you think they're lying when they say you're skinny. Let me tell you something. I am 5'11 also, and I weighed 155 and people thought I was doing drugs because I was so skinny. I gained weight and was a...
well the first person took most of mine- but left one out!! LAME
I have always been told about 6 PM- but I usually don't even get home till about 7. I think the 2-3 hour rule is a good one to follow
I like Polyamorous!
Well it is okay to be sad. He would probably be kinda dissapointed if you were happy he was leaving for 3 months. Do let him know that you support his decision and that you will be there to write him. You know, while the guys are at bootcamp their d...
Well first of all, you are being selfish. The marines is a GREAT way for him to get your lives started. Did you know if you get married they provide housing for you? My husband and I were married and 3 months later he went to the Marines. We were n...
Hold a 20 pound weight with your right hand, let it hang on your right side. Then- take your left hand, and place it behind your head. With your feet shoulder width apart do 'side bends' and reach to your knee, and return to the start. Do about 60 o...
Percocets. Thats what "perks" are. They are pain pills which contain a mix of acetaminophin and oxycodone. Acetaminophin increases the power of the oxycodone so it compliments itself. Oxycodone is addictive and it impairs your thinking
Use a liquid eyeliner and don't rub your eyes. I use liquid, but I also use a pencil and the BEST eyeliner I've ever tried is the "Smudgie" from Tigi ($17) Its pricey but it does a fantastic job- it's BOLD and doesn't run- and you can smudge it if you...
FIRST OF ALL!!! DO NOT CHOSE AN "ASH BROWN" COLOR!!! YOUR HAIR WILL TURN GREEN (and yes I am yelling at you, I did this and I have experienced it) First you will need to buy a red color. Red holds pigment and is a strong color and will take most of...
I was in the EXACT SAME situation. Engaged- getting married in a year- had already had a baby but lost it due to stress- but I was 19 turning 20. Living at home- all that. I told my mom with my fiance there on the couch with me, and she took it kind...
there is a chemical straightening process- it's like getting a perm only they straighten your hair.
Wow! You really shouldn't feel out of place with all the white people wearing hollister. Girl- wear whatever you want to wear, don't worry about who is makin fun of you for what you're wearin. Shoot, if you like it, buy it and let everyone else kiss...
Well at first, your dentist will tell you to wear your retainers 100% of the time for a certain amount of time. I had to wear mine all the time straight for 6 months (Of course you take them out when you eat) but after that, you only have to wear them...
I think huckabee is an absolute yes
Well you're like 13- I think it would be understandable if you were 16 and going places by yourself where you might become in a dangered situation- like breaking down in a car? Other than that, you shouldn't be anywhere unsupervised, why would you nee...
Read this and let it help you decide: In September 1993, Brenda Pratt Shafer, a registered nurse with thirteen years of experience, was assigned by her nursing agency to an abortion clinic. Since Nurse Shafer considered herself "very pro-choice," ...
No- it doesn't depend on the college- if you live in a dorm that is a residence hall that belongs to the university- pets are not allowed- not even fish
Tragic- just let him rest in peace.
My husband doesn't ever comment on the makeup. lol, he's always like, "You look perfect without it!" I put rarely put makeup on, but when I do I feel like it makes me look so much different, thats why I wanted to know if it was "too much"
I think that bottled water is addictive. I heard they added sodium or something to it to make you want more of it. I can honestly say that I can drink a bottle of bottled water in almost 10 seconds flat because it is so good, but with tap water, I ca...
Definately go get it checked out. It may not be cancer, but it may just be a growth or cyst that needs to be removed. My friend had a similar problem, and they had to dig in her boob to get it out, but you should be fine- just go in and get it checke...
Very great article! LOL Soda sounds like a cult! I say raise your family without buying cokes. my mom drinks it and I tell her every time she buys it that she shouldn't, but it's her vice.
I think your beard looks good, but not any longer than really really short. Not to sound offensive but I think longer beards are typically kinda disgusting. Go for the rugged "haven't shaved in 5 days" look!
By drinking a single can of 'soda' per day, in one year ALONE you will gain 15 POUNDS that either 1.) Must be stored as fat or 2.) Must be burned off. Diet coke is full of Aspertame which is BAD for your heart, and can cause memory loss. Soda is BAD ...
Ok- I admit when I was in highschool I was incredibly obsessed with smoking pot and would do it 3 or 4 times A DAY. It didn't have anything to do with my homelife. My parents are great- they don't even drink alcohol to wind down, and we always do ver...
I cuss.
I get no stimulation from doggy style. Maybe its just me or he's really massive
I get no stimulation from doggy style. Maybe its just me or he's really massive
I had a girlfriend who was TOTALLY HOTT get one- the end result? Crusty, red, irritated, infected lip. Totally disgusting.
Yeah. It's not that they don't trust you- they probably just don't trust the boy.
Well if you don't know by now (this is a really late response) your fertility days are around the 12th- 15th days of your cycle. No worries on the 30th day, that means you're about to start anyway
Where have all the cowboys gone- Paula Cole Mouth- Merrill Bainbridge Simple Kind of life- no doubt Man on the moon- REM Wonderwall- Oasis Meet Virginia- Train I don't know what kind of music you are looking for, but those are some of my favo...
They grow on cow manuer. You pick it up, wipe it off, bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it. YUM YUM.
I think stride tastes too sugary
OK first off, not all women scream at the top of their lungs, that is just a porrn effect. The contraction of the vag!na is one sign, and she does get very wet. She might become very clingy to you, wrapping around your body. Just a tip-when a woman ...
It is perfectly normal to be curious about sex. Sex seems so forbidden and tabu that it's hard NOT to be curious about. My freshman year in College, I knew maybe 3 or 4 people who were still virgins, and I was friends with a LOT of people. Sex is a ...
I had size AA boobs and my boyfriend LOVED them. Some guys prefer the booty, like mine. Some guys like all boobs, my brother for instance was drunk talking one night, saying he loves all shapes and sizes of boobs. :)
Or just eat some shrooms- they'll be longer for a few hours. :| Weird question.
I think you'll just have to wait till you're a little older. Or lie and say you're staying the night somewhere, but come on- you're only 16, your parents would be out of their minds if they let you party KNOWINGLY
I was 135 pounds in the 5th grade at 5'8 and I looked super skinny. Don't worry about your size, just get exercise through sports and stuff and you'll have nothing to worry about
MY CAT LOVES IT TOO- Try using a fly swatter! We recently discovered the convenience of using a fly swatter to spank our cat, and EVERY TIME we pick up the fly swatter, he comes CHARGING UP!! He absolutely loves it- I think it's perfectly normal and ...
LOL Thanks!
And when you use foils, you can use the stuff right out of your kitchen. Just tear them into big rectangles that are about 5 inches wide and as long as you need. (We used reynolds wrap at a Regis Hair saloon in the mall) Just section your hair up and...
Try a thickening elixer (I worked at a Professional beauty salon for 2 years) and even using a thickening shampoo will make a difference believe it or not. When you blow dry your hair, turn your head upside down. When you flip back over to dry the re...
hmm... I used to be friends with some big potheads- they would buy a box of gelatin (not Jell-o) just the regular Gelatin, and you mix all the packets with about a cup of water, and you drink it right before the test. It's supposed to block most of th...
I had a UTI a while back, and I didn't have any pain or anything. I DID however have a terrible feeling of being sick- I felt really weak, like I had a fever, and I just didn't want to get out of bed. Once I went to the doctor, they poked around my a...
I really doubt you are pregnant, but you never really know until you are about a month or two along. Before I knew I was pregnant, my breasts were TREMENDOUSLY SORE-which I thought was a sure sign of getting my period. It actually never came. Until ...
Hey I babysat for a few kids who went to private schools, and they said they could only wear earrings in their earlobes. My sister in law has the "monroe" piercing, I believe (the big barbell that goes from the top of the ear to the side of the ear??)...