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  • How to help your hair grow faster? (100.00%)
    The only thing that makes your hair grow is eating healthy. I am a 4 year certified beauty advisor from a professional hair salon- trust me. Proteins are essential for hair growth---but sperm only has about 3 grams of protein in it- so it's not reall...

  • Am I anorexic?
    You are 5'11 and you only weigh 128 pounds, yet you think they're lying when they say you're skinny. Let me tell you something. I am 5'11 also, and I weighed 155 and people thought I was doing drugs because I was so skinny. I gained weight and was a...

  • What's another 4 letter word for Boring? (100.00%)
    well the first person took most of mine- but left one out!! LAME

  • Eating at night?
    I have always been told about 6 PM- but I usually don't even get home till about 7. I think the 2-3 hour rule is a good one to follow

  • Does anyone like Breaking Benjamins?
    I like Polyamorous!

  • How to cope with my boyfriend going into the Marines?
    Well it is okay to be sad. He would probably be kinda dissapointed if you were happy he was leaving for 3 months. Do let him know that you support his decision and that you will be there to write him. You know, while the guys are at bootcamp their d...

  • How to cope with my boyfriend going into the Marines?
    Well first of all, you are being selfish. The marines is a GREAT way for him to get your lives started. Did you know if you get married they provide housing for you? My husband and I were married and 3 months later he went to the Marines. We were n...

  • What are good exercises to get rid of love handles?
    Hold a 20 pound weight with your right hand, let it hang on your right side. Then- take your left hand, and place it behind your head. With your feet shoulder width apart do 'side bends' and reach to your knee, and return to the start. Do about 60 o...

  • What are perks? (100.00%)
    Percocets. Thats what "perks" are. They are pain pills which contain a mix of acetaminophin and oxycodone. Acetaminophin increases the power of the oxycodone so it compliments itself. Oxycodone is addictive and it impairs your thinking

  • How can I get my eyeliner to stay on?
    Use a liquid eyeliner and don't rub your eyes. I use liquid, but I also use a pencil and the BEST eyeliner I've ever tried is the "Smudgie" from Tigi ($17) Its pricey but it does a fantastic job- it's BOLD and doesn't run- and you can smudge it if you...

  • How do I change blonde hair to brown? (100.00%)
    FIRST OF ALL!!! DO NOT CHOSE AN "ASH BROWN" COLOR!!! YOUR HAIR WILL TURN GREEN (and yes I am yelling at you, I did this and I have experienced it) First you will need to buy a red color. Red holds pigment and is a strong color and will take most of...

  • How to tell my Mom I'm pregnant again? (100.00%)
    I was in the EXACT SAME situation. Engaged- getting married in a year- had already had a baby but lost it due to stress- but I was 19 turning 20. Living at home- all that. I told my mom with my fiance there on the couch with me, and she took it kind...

  • How can I get straight hair?
    there is a chemical straightening process- it's like getting a perm only they straighten your hair.

  • Should I wear Hollister anyway?
    Wow! You really shouldn't feel out of place with all the white people wearing hollister. Girl- wear whatever you want to wear, don't worry about who is makin fun of you for what you're wearin. Shoot, if you like it, buy it and let everyone else kiss...

  • Is it true that you have to wear your retainers 24/7? (100.00%)
    Well at first, your dentist will tell you to wear your retainers 100% of the time for a certain amount of time. I had to wear mine all the time straight for 6 months (Of course you take them out when you eat) but after that, you only have to wear them...

  • What do you think of Huckabee for President? (100.00%)
    I think huckabee is an absolute yes

  • How to get my parents to let me have a cell phone?
    Well you're like 13- I think it would be understandable if you were 16 and going places by yourself where you might become in a dangered situation- like breaking down in a car? Other than that, you shouldn't be anywhere unsupervised, why would you nee...

  • Should we keep the baby? (50.00%)
    Read this and let it help you decide: In September 1993, Brenda Pratt Shafer, a registered nurse with thirteen years of experience, was assigned by her nursing agency to an abortion clinic. Since Nurse Shafer considered herself "very pro-choice," ...

  • Are pets allowed at college?
    No- it doesn't depend on the college- if you live in a dorm that is a residence hall that belongs to the university- pets are not allowed- not even fish

  • Do you think the Heath Ledger situation is shady?
    Tragic- just let him rest in peace.

  • Do I wear too much makeup in my pic?
    My husband doesn't ever comment on the makeup. lol, he's always like, "You look perfect without it!" I put rarely put makeup on, but when I do I feel like it makes me look so much different, thats why I wanted to know if it was "too much"

  • Why do we buy bottled water from soda companies?
    I think that bottled water is addictive. I heard they added sodium or something to it to make you want more of it. I can honestly say that I can drink a bottle of bottled water in almost 10 seconds flat because it is so good, but with tap water, I ca...

  • Is this lump under my nipples normal?
    Definately go get it checked out. It may not be cancer, but it may just be a growth or cyst that needs to be removed. My friend had a similar problem, and they had to dig in her boob to get it out, but you should be fine- just go in and get it checke...

  • What are the effects of regular soda on humans?
    Very great article! LOL Soda sounds like a cult! I say raise your family without buying cokes. my mom drinks it and I tell her every time she buys it that she shouldn't, but it's her vice.

  • Beard or not? (100.00%)
    I think your beard looks good, but not any longer than really really short. Not to sound offensive but I think longer beards are typically kinda disgusting. Go for the rugged "haven't shaved in 5 days" look!

  • What are the effects of regular soda on humans?
    By drinking a single can of 'soda' per day, in one year ALONE you will gain 15 POUNDS that either 1.) Must be stored as fat or 2.) Must be burned off. Diet coke is full of Aspertame which is BAD for your heart, and can cause memory loss. Soda is BAD ...

  • How can you tell if your kid is getting high?
    Ok- I admit when I was in highschool I was incredibly obsessed with smoking pot and would do it 3 or 4 times A DAY. It didn't have anything to do with my homelife. My parents are great- they don't even drink alcohol to wind down, and we always do ver...

  • How often do you curse?
    I cuss.

  • Which sex position feels best for girls?
    I get no stimulation from doggy style. Maybe its just me or he's really massive

  • Which sex position feels best for girls?
    I get no stimulation from doggy style. Maybe its just me or he's really massive

  • How bad do lip piercings hurt?
    I had a girlfriend who was TOTALLY HOTT get one- the end result? Crusty, red, irritated, infected lip. Totally disgusting.

  • Why don't my parents trust me alone with a boy?
    Yeah. It's not that they don't trust you- they probably just don't trust the boy.

  • just touching vagina by a guy who got errection , will that girt g
    Well if you don't know by now (this is a really late response) your fertility days are around the 12th- 15th days of your cycle. No worries on the 30th day, that means you're about to start anyway

  • What are some good songs of the 90's?
    Where have all the cowboys gone- Paula Cole Mouth- Merrill Bainbridge Simple Kind of life- no doubt Man on the moon- REM Wonderwall- Oasis Meet Virginia- Train I don't know what kind of music you are looking for, but those are some of my favo...

  • how do you make your fingers longer?
    They grow on cow manuer. You pick it up, wipe it off, bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it. YUM YUM.

  • Can Stride be sued for lying that their gum lasts long?
    I think stride tastes too sugary

  • Women and Orgasims
    OK first off, not all women scream at the top of their lungs, that is just a porrn effect. The contraction of the vag!na is one sign, and she does get very wet. She might become very clingy to you, wrapping around your body. Just a tip-when a woman ...

  • Is it bad to be curious about sex?
    It is perfectly normal to be curious about sex. Sex seems so forbidden and tabu that it's hard NOT to be curious about. My freshman year in College, I knew maybe 3 or 4 people who were still virgins, and I was friends with a LOT of people. Sex is a ...

  • What size boobs is too big?
    I had size AA boobs and my boyfriend LOVED them. Some guys prefer the booty, like mine. Some guys like all boobs, my brother for instance was drunk talking one night, saying he loves all shapes and sizes of boobs. :)

  • how do you make your fingers longer?
    Or just eat some shrooms- they'll be longer for a few hours. :| Weird question.

  • How can I convince my parents to let me party all night?
    I think you'll just have to wait till you're a little older. Or lie and say you're staying the night somewhere, but come on- you're only 16, your parents would be out of their minds if they let you party KNOWINGLY

  • Am I a normal weight?
    I was 135 pounds in the 5th grade at 5'8 and I looked super skinny. Don't worry about your size, just get exercise through sports and stuff and you'll have nothing to worry about

  • Why does My Cat Loves To Be Spanked?
    MY CAT LOVES IT TOO- Try using a fly swatter! We recently discovered the convenience of using a fly swatter to spank our cat, and EVERY TIME we pick up the fly swatter, he comes CHARGING UP!! He absolutely loves it- I think it's perfectly normal and ...

  • Why is my cat wheezing?
    LOL Thanks!

  • How do you give yourself highlights?
    And when you use foils, you can use the stuff right out of your kitchen. Just tear them into big rectangles that are about 5 inches wide and as long as you need. (We used reynolds wrap at a Regis Hair saloon in the mall) Just section your hair up and...

  • How do I make my hair look thicker?
    Try a thickening elixer (I worked at a Professional beauty salon for 2 years) and even using a thickening shampoo will make a difference believe it or not. When you blow dry your hair, turn your head upside down. When you flip back over to dry the re...

  • How to pass a urine test?
    hmm... I used to be friends with some big potheads- they would buy a box of gelatin (not Jell-o) just the regular Gelatin, and you mix all the packets with about a cup of water, and you drink it right before the test. It's supposed to block most of th...

  • How would you know if you had a urinary infection?
    I had a UTI a while back, and I didn't have any pain or anything. I DID however have a terrible feeling of being sick- I felt really weak, like I had a fever, and I just didn't want to get out of bed. Once I went to the doctor, they poked around my a...

  • Do you think I'm pregnant?
    I really doubt you are pregnant, but you never really know until you are about a month or two along. Before I knew I was pregnant, my breasts were TREMENDOUSLY SORE-which I thought was a sure sign of getting my period. It actually never came. Until ...

  • Can you have piercings in private school?
    Hey I babysat for a few kids who went to private schools, and they said they could only wear earrings in their earlobes. My sister in law has the "monroe" piercing, I believe (the big barbell that goes from the top of the ear to the side of the ear??)...

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