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hey im jasmine.
i am very open minded.
and i love skateboarding!!
its pretty much all i do.
i am also a skateboard collector,
with around 66 in my collection so far.
i have 36 peircings, with more to come.
as well as that i make goth,horror and punk dolls, clothes, shoes, jewelrey, bags and just about everything else,
im also obsessed with the finnish band HIM.
i know a lot about a wide variety of subjects
so im just here to give you all advice really. :]

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weight gain shakes...you can find them everywhere pretty much, go have smoothies, thick creamy filled with sugar cream and yogurt...and have them add weight gain powder in there...I mean I used to have protein powder added in there...hmmm, what else, h...
actually on second thought, you are too young to be thinking about this, just have fun and let him know...
I'll go with the first one if I were you...because you want to subtly know his feelings, if you go all out, your leaving yourself for an open blow... secondly, you need to have a pep talk with urself to understand whether this is just infatuation or...
eh it was all rigged...damn sports are getting so predictable, tell me 1 intelligent person who could not have predicated this...I already made $2000 off of that game...stupid betters, did they really think pats were going to win, cmon lets do the math...
parents always want best for their children, some are good at handling the way their children are supposed to be, others try to do it the way their parents did it...but they don't understand of what kind of an impact that is on the children, but anyway...
the symptoms are parallel as with a lot of GOD knows what types of diseases, but in my lowly professional opinion...and 2 years of anatomy, physiology and embryology... it is next to impossible to get pregnant with the sperm atleast reaching the vag...
yep no difference, its like calling short socks, ankle socks...lol, its the same thing. then there's the mac book, essentially the same thing but thats just a marketing ploy
first off, stop everything and just Breathe!!! hey look you just got to college, you are younger than your peers, and college can be a very daunting task at first, but keep at it it'll get easier as time passes by, u'll start to get the hang of things,...
yeah pretty funny huh???...for the first time I was happy that I didn't have to lift a finger and the girl gave me her number...haha, but I guess there's a first time for everything...yeah thanks, its good to be back, med school and exams are killin' me
hmmm...u know as true as that poem is, I couldn't find who wrote it either, but I think whoever wrote it maybe wanted to remain unnamed as it says in the last stanza ???!!...I dunno, but whoever wrote it, big ups because thats from the heart, and you c...
hmmm...the only movie that I ever found scary was Evil Dead...but I was 7 back then...haha
yep she got it right!!!...technically its a little wrong when it comes to french grammer, but the literal translation would be that what was said above, but nobody really talks like that...lol, so its kinda tricky it could also mean "I am waiting for t...
facebook.com is extremely popular one with the youngsters. facebox.com is another one and Orkut.com is the origin and genesis of networking sites
its all a hoax, those things aren't real........if everyone could get six pack abs everyone would be watching TV and having a sauna belt, kiddo there is no short cut to a great body than to work for it........plain and simple
dogs take a lot more time to train, just like a baby.........but it is well worth it.........don't try to take the easy way out, it'll come to bite you in the butt later on.........general rule of thumb, anything a puppy does, take him/her out ASAP.......
i would really encourage you to read up on this, statistics and studies don't lie.........Christian, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Jain, Buddhist, Athiest, Agnostic.........I don't care who you are, global warming is for real, think about it this way, y did they...
when I took Driver's Ed, it was $200 for in class training, $85 if your high school provides it, and $35 if you do it with a take home kit.........but for the last one, you have to have a parent willing to teach you how to drive via field tests...........
btw I asked this because him and I are planning a trip out to NYC.........so go ahead from that point onwards.........PeAz
LOL.........thanks guys, thats exactly what I was telling him.........I was telling him to be spontaneous, and see if she's free, but then like yall mentioned she could be busy..........anyways, I believe he should take it slow and should work out the ...
actually there was a study that suggested that there were different periods in ur menstrual cycle that could have a heavy hand in predicting child gender, but i don't remember exactly what it was.........but I believe it is the begining of your menstru...
just about a day and a half of constant driving, from florida to california...........it sucks but was worth it when ur with friends..........LOL
actually Tea in essence has been shown to reduce stress, and relieved stress inturn does not release cortisol(a hormone that binds to fat and Keeps it with your body) and with lower levels of cortisol you are bound to lose weight with a sound diet and ...
Alright, looks like all the amatuers are done giving advice, so let me serve up some good ones Polo-Black Polo-Double Black Armani-Code Burberry(forgot the name) Azzaro Chrome Lacoste Davidoff-Echo And Yes I own all of those, One for day of...
places like NYC, Chi-town, DC, Boston, Houston, Austin and mostly all of cali and Florida are very attractive places for filming productions.........I wanted to go to audition for "The Departed" Summer 05 but I was too busy with med school shindigs.......
got to find casting calls in your area, you just gotta hope you live in a place where they do a lot of productions, best way is to go online and find out what movies are being filmed in your area and then emailing the production assistants or casting d...
no to be a hinderance, but i'm content with my 81/2........kept many a neighbors awake at night :).........besides bud we still got a leg up on the competition, poor average souls only hit 6 if lucky.......LOL.......and as far as I know you really don'...
South Beach diet..........easy answer, switch to grilled chicken and fish, cheese, eggs, and have a hefty bowl of salad(Lettuce, tomatoes, celery) with olive oil and balsamic vinegar with each meal......NO CARBS aka bread, cookies, juice, onions, anyth...
get your hair highlighted, instead of going bleach blonde.......... if you absolutely must go blonde, opt for Dirty Blonde
and btw, for all of those who are in favor of adoption, do some research first.......... not every child gets a home, most grow up in orphanages and have to fend for themselves, I have 3 friends who are like that, they curse the very fact that their...
you know, All that was to be said has been said I for one will pray for your safety and wish you good luck with whatever you decide. But sweetie just be careful from now onwards..........God Speed