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RUB A RAW POTATO ON YOUR FACE AND THEN BURY IT IN THE BACK YARD AT MIDNIGHT . TELL ONE CLOSE FRIEND WHAT YOU HAVE DONE . IN THREE DAYS DIG THE POTATO UP AND THEN GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR .
HAPPY HOLIDAY MAY BE A LESS OFFENSIVE WAY TO SAY IT
U CAN BE AN AGNOSTIC AND MAYBE BELIEVE IN THE POSSIBALITY OF A GOD BUT TO SAY YOUR AN ATHEIST AND BELIEVE IN GOD IS KOO KOO, MY FRIEND. COMPLETELY KOO KOO ..
a lot OF THE RELIGIONS BEFORE CHRISTIANITY ARE STILL AROUND AND HAVN'T 'PASSED" YET. BUDDAISIM ,HINDUISSIM TO NAME A COUPLE. TRUTH WILL NEVER PASS AWAY . RELIGIONS WILL BUT A TRUE RELIGION BASED ON A LIVING GOD WILL NEVER PASS AWAY.
learn the language and plan to go there when your 18 years old .maybe you could go to college there as an exchange student.
foster care would never help mood swings .what you need to do is see a doctor and try a mood stableizer medication. I hope your patents were just kidding about foster care .
ANY COLOR CAN BE RACIST . TO THINK THAT ONLY WHITES CAN BE RACIST IS IN ITSELF ,SOMEWHAT, A RACIST STATEMENT.
RIGHT ON HER BUTT
HOW CAN you BELIEVE GOD WAS A REAL MAN SOMETIME AGO WHO HAD A SON NAMED JESUS ,AND THEN SAY YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD OR THAT THEY (GOD AND JESUS ) HAD ANY SPECIAL POWERS.THE VERY FACT THAT HE WAS GOD VERIFIYS THAT HE HAD SPECIAL POWERS ,OR HE WOULD BE...
THE CATCHER IN THE RYE -- IT'S CONSIDERED A CLASSIC AND WAS AND MAYBE STILL IS BANED IN SOME SCHOOLS.. IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE 1940'S ,I THINK. IT'S ABOUT A GUY WHO KEEPS GETTING KICKED OUT OS COLLEGES FOR BAD GRADES .HE TAKES ABOUT 3 DAYS AND HANGS O...
IF YOU'LL MEASURE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS ,YOU'LL FIND THAT ONE SIDE IS PROBABLY BIGGER THAN THE OTHER,DEPENDING ON WHEATHER YOUR RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED.
how about LUTHER MINOR
I would think shoulder. the breast would prob' hurt because of all the nerves which make then sensitive to touch . ask the tatoo artist .I'm sure he's see and heard it all.
I say thuh . the sounds weird .like your trying to sound to proper .
noone should be mad at you because of your moms reaction. if they are mad at you then there not real friends.
just ask god to forgive you .and believe that he has.if you don't belive in god then just forgive yourself and dont' do it again . weed effect everyone different .if I smoke it I get really parinoid .it's not a fun time at all for me.I become like a m...
seems like a good song with a lot of potential . I like the title too ~!
PARENTS ARE AFRAID you MIGHT GO TO FAR DOWN THE WRONG PATH . I HAppens every day .someone loses there way.
oh, by the way I really like this riddle .
DEATH WAS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE -E- IS THE ANSWER.
I THINK IT'S A" ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL", ACCORDING TO MOST CHURCHES.
I HAVE NO IDEA !
BICEP . THAT WAY YOU CAN SHOW IT WHEN YOU WANT OR COVER IT WITH A SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT. a lot OF PLACES WON'T HIRE YOU IF THEY SEE A TAT ON YOUR FOREARM OR THEY'LL MAKE YOU WERE A LONG SLEAVE SHIRT ALL THE TIME. THAT CAN GET REAL HOT IN THE SUMMER. SOME...
YEP! A BLOCK OF ICE .
DETERMINATION + LUCK = POSSIBLE FAME
TRY BLUE OCTOBER IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY .
CALL THE LOCAL POLICE DEPT , I'M SURE THEY WOULD KNOW THE CORRECT ANSWER FOR YOU .
MY SISTER AND HER DAUGHTER BOTH COULDN'T TAKE "THE PILL" BECAUSE IT MADE THEM VERY ANGRY AND AGRESSIVE .THEY ARE BOTH VERY EASY GOING, BUT WHEN THEY TOOK "THE PILL" THEY WERE INPOSSIBLE TO BE AROUND. YOU DEFINATELY NEED TO TALK TO YOUR DR. ABOUT TRYI...
I'M STUCK IN THE 70'S SO ROLLING STONES ,ERIC CLAPTON, ELTON JOHN LED ZEP ALL COME TO MIND.I BELIEVE THEY WERE ALL BRITS BUT I COULD BE WRONG.
I ALWAYS THINK THE CHICKEN CAME FIRST.THE EGG WOULD HAVE TO BE HATCHED AND THE BABY CARED FOR BY THE MOTHER HEN. YES! DEFINATELY THE CHICKEN CAME FIRST.
really bad pic to judge your age from .I would guess early 20's .