looyalty's Advice

• What's the funniest joke you know?
  knock knock whos there...olive olive who... olive you.. hahahahahaha... knock knock whos there...am ama who... ama kick yo butt if you dont stop knockin on my door... hahahahahaha I crack myself up...
  
  
• Eating before workout or after or both?
  I think its best before you workout,or run...and before you run you should do your weght lifting...have a snack to keep you good till lunch... if you have any more questions about exercising hit me up..
  
  
• In labour or not? (0.00%)
  its funny I watcched the movie knocked up..b 4 I went to bed last night... and I wake up this morning and this is the first question I see...cool.. I remember the mother of my son...dialated from 1 to 4 cm pretty quickly.. so your almost their...con...
  
  
• Which is better, Aeropostale or American Eagle?
  sean jean...
  
  
• The Legality Of Stripping
  it became legal when some lady somewhere needed extra cash and some joker with extra cash,bumped into eachother,her top came off,his cash hit the floor...they stared at eachother for a second...and bingo...some one started playing a harmonica...and ...
  
  
• Strangest thing you've eaten? (100.00%)
  MY X GIRLFRIEENDS COOKING..LOL.. HORRIBLE...
  
  
• Heavy Body Problem
  use a beard trimmer,or a hair clipper,it will keep it short but having to shave it all that hair will just take to much time and effort...this way it will be fast and effeciant...and less embarrasing...and she might be able to do it herself...goodluck....
  
  
• Anyone wish they could be a cupcake?
  if you were a cupcake what frosting would you want on your head.. or on your muffin top...lol...
  
  
• What do you think of this poem?
  a little humorous but overall good if I recieved this poem I would like it, I understand what your trying to say and it made me laugh you cant beat that...peace
  
  
• Fathers day
  how about a t shirt with him and his son on it... not expensive check your local mall..they usally have aplace that does that or local print shops... whatever you get he will appreciate...peace
  
  
• Staying up all night?
  I remember when I was younger and could do that,it was real fun.. I dont know about three days but I think 2 days for sure is doable... coffee soda lots of online activity... talking on the phone... draw something huge...lol... think about the u...
  
  
• Why cant I turn off the computer,and go to bed
  no out to much...I need more time to be on the computer...lol
  
  
• Should cheating be against the law?
  hahaha that was funny...
  
  
• Should cheating be against the law?
  but with criminal punishment...probation,jailtime,community service,a fine...and I giagree with prison. trial by a jury of its peers...
  
  
• How to stop biting my nails for good?
  groce..lol... scratch your butt a lot and I bet you wont bite them anymore... hahahahahahahaah...just jokin.. go to the websites that were provided to you...
  
  
• God vs Evolution
  I believe in them both...evolution makes a lot if sense and have lots of proof to prove it.. but I also believe in god.. some how their both connected...peace
  
  
• How do you get your self confidence up? (100.00%)
  well as a sexual abuse victim my self..and im a guy...so what worked for me was.. knowing nobody knows unless I tell them.. you dont have a sign on forhead thats says youve been abused... some prayer... exercising can do wonders for the mind... an...
  
  
• Anyone else hate life? (100.00%)
  no not really... I acually love it... the good and the bad... except life for what it is...a journey of obstacles you have to overcome... and tackle them head on...life can be fun and interesting... we people decide to make the worst of bad times ...
  
  
• Cute names for a puppy?
  wodie... lil roof roof... shawty... fatty girl... fatty boy... buger... poopypants... I got plenty...funmail me and ill tell you more...lol...
  
  
• Community service ideas? (0.00%)
  at your local sheriffs department...
  
  
• Should people ask such gross questions?
  ITS A JOKE...HAHA,,,I WOULDNT EVEN KNOW HOW..
  
  
• How to stop biting my nails for good? (100.00%)
  yes rub your fingertips with a habenero pepper...lol it works...peace
  
  
• Am I just not paying attention or could something be wrong?
  thats funny...especially with girls... just probly have a lot on your mind... your ok happens to everyone.. we live in a very fast paced world... things like that are normal...peace...
  
  
• Should people ask such gross questions?
  I guess that would make me the virus man...lol.. then I would be disgusting...lol...
  
  
• Cute names for a puppy?
  RASTAMAN... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...
  
  
• Can I re-use a condom?
  captainassasin...that was good... hahahahahhahahahaahahhahahaha...
  
  
• Can I re-use a condom?
  what the f*ck...DUDE SERIOUSLY..
  
  
• Help with passing a drug test
  I gallon of water daily until test...SO LNG AS YOU GOT AT LEAST 15 DAYS before TEST...NO OTHER KINDS OF DRINKS...ESPECIALLY SOD OR BEER... EVEN BETTER WAY DONT DO DRUGS... YOU WILL PASS ALL THE TIME... ...PEACE
  
  
• Bored, what do you think of my poem?
  VERY GOOD...
  
  
• Cute names for a puppy?
  JULIO...LOL...HE COULD BE A MEXICAN DOGGY...LOL seriously a short quick name,they learn it faster...peace
  
  
• Does an ear piercing ever go away completely?
  maybe it depends how long the earing hole was being used,from the time it was done, more use,,less likely to heal more use,from initial time of piercing,,less likely to heal
  
  
• Does an ear piercing ever go away completely?
  I DONT THINK SO MAN.. I mine when I was 13.. and the hole are exactly the same.. I can put an earing in whenever I want to,and it doesnt feel as if it had been trying to heal its their forever...peace
  
  
• Gas problems
  WEIRD HOW MORE WOMAN ANSWERED THIS QUESTION SO FAR... I KNEW GIRLS FARTED AS MUCH AS GUYS..LOL...
  
  
• Gas problems (100.00%)
  Wear loose underwear and pants...lol... You would want to impload...lol Seriously they have some products for that,check out your local drug store. Until then let er rip...lol...peace
  
  
• Differences between laxatives and colon cleansers?
  xxjamoxx...you got it...
  
  
• Job for the summer acting or doing something
  Find a local talent agency...try and do some commercials...peace
  
  
• My friend's rabbit
  Rabbit for dinner...hahaha...peace
  
  
• Jehovah's witnesses? (0.00%)
  THEY DONT BARGE THEIR WAY .IN...there just expressing their religion...people let them in willingly...if it bothers people so much..stop letting them in,it must be working for them, I dont think theyed still be doing it if no one was letting them in......
  
  
• To you, what is God's name?
  alpha and omega...GOD...IS HIS NAME...PEACE
  
  
• When is it ADD?
  when someones yelling at you..and your thinking about fluffy bunnies...peace
  
  
• Arguing parents
  tell them you can hear tham that its rude...find another time and place... that you care and love them both.. and that it really bathers you when they argue...peace
  
  
• What are some fun and free things to do on a birthday?
  have passionate sex...thats free...lol...
  
  
• What are some fun and free things to do on a birthday?
  WHAT CITY???
  
  
• Should cheating be against the law?
  good,thats what we pay them to do... I really think,it would decrease adultry.. wouldnt it be nice to know if someone your with has previously been unfaithful when married... I think it makes perfect sense... it is one of the ten commandments.. an...
  
  
• What would you do if you woke up as the opposite gender?
  IM GUY SO,I would feel my self up and turn lesbian...lol...
  
  
• Breaking up, does this mean he still likes you?
  doesnt mean he still likes you... but probly afraid of losing you... hes just being mean,cause it hurts.. but that his problem not yours... leave em be... pay him no mind... peace...
  
  
• Pick up lines
  did it hurt?...she says what?...when you fell out of the sky,because its obvious your an ANGEL...LOL...LIKE IT??
  
  
• How many hours should you sleep for?
  woman as beautiful as can sleep all they want,as far as im concerned...lol..peace
  
  
• I'm not emo, but that's not what my friends think.
  emo,lemo,gemo,goth,roth,sloth,...individuality...is what makes a personunique,forget lables,and get more attention..just being you...a individual...peace
  
  
• Summer traveling
  south beach