kyser's Advice

• Worst Birthday Experience Ever
  I know how you feel - last year I had my 40th and had hoped it would be really special. However -apart from 1 sister that showed up my entire family never even acknowledged it . Not my husband, my kids, my Dad, aunts , sisters etc talk about feel take...
  
  
• When my girlfriend said this, what did it mean?
  YES!!
  
  
• I am 19 year-old-boy and I am still virgin
  nothing to be ashamed of mate - Wish I'ld been a virgin at 19 , and 18, and 17, and 16,and 15...etc. If I'ld known then what I know now I would have waited till 21 at least.
  
  
• what if I eat 1000 calories a day?
  as most diets are '1000' calorie a day it can only help you loose weight. however - make it balanced and not 1000 calories of doughnuts or chocolate.
  
  
• What do you think happens after we die?
  even though I was bought up kind of religiously I'm a bit of a non believer in the afterlife. I truly believe that when you are dead you are gone and there is nothing more.
  
  
• Is 16 a special birthday?
  I think 16 is special birthday but then In my house all birthdays are special and a great excuse for a party.
  
  
• Which animals do you fear most?
  Drunken yobbish teenage children
  
  
• Is america ready for a black president?
  As long as he's not a closet islamic extremist does it matter?
  
  
• Themes for my 21st birthday?
  why not a bad taste party? they are always fun. be it bad taste people ( osama bin laden, robert maxwell etc) or just bad taste in clothes ( shell suits, flares, etc) You can even have bad taste music - though that usually encourages people to leave (...
  
  
• How do grandfather clocks work?
  You get a grandmother clock to nag them!
  
  
• If I get emancipated,should I go to school or get my GED
  ok - I'm english - whats emancipated? I thought it was something you done to the dead!
  
  
• What is the worst lie you told your dad?
  My dad was mad for his garden and once when he was on holiday I had a party.(I didnt live there at the time) we ended up drunk and swinging off some archways he had built. they subsequently all broke and when he came back I went to the police station w...
  
  
• Anyone know any similes or metaphors?
  your not as green as your cabbage lookig I'll go to the bottom of our stairs cant see the wood for the trees she looks like the cat thats got the cream thats the dogs bollocks that is
  
  
• Am I self absorbed if I ask a lot of questions?
  Not if the questions are about other people! however if its all .. does my bum look big in this, do you like my? am I ? then the answer is yes . Personally I like people that ask questions - no questions no answers!
  
  
• He wants a boner
  you could take him to wales and show him a sheep! when in wales...
  
  
• What is a boner?
  Take it as a compliment!
  
  
• What kind of alcohol will get you drunk the fastest?
  Ever tried Absinthe?
  
  
• His sister hates me
  She's probably had her brother to herself for a long time and is jealous of your relationship. Some family members dont like sharing others - It's certainly true in my case.
  
  
• Losing leg fat?
  Forget the car and lifts and start walking everywhere -either that or have liposuction.
  
  
• Can you sew ?
  Yep - and pretty darn good ( like the pun- darn - get it?) Imade all my bridesmaids dresses and when I could get them to wear them my kids clothes.
  
  
• Favorite ice cream flavor?
  Pistachio. yum yum!
  
  
• Looking for a good and long book
  The merlin conspiracy is great fun, or you could try 'the dark Elves' trilogy - thats if you want a change from horror! ( Llord of the rings type of thing)The Tom Clancy novels are also quite good ( there is a fair few) and usually quite long.
  
  
• How long & who first?
  I think you should wait until he's going home!
  
  
• Can you kill termites without chemicals? (0%)
  buy an aardvark!
  
  
• Is this normal?
  Maybe she just doesn't want you to be her! As a mum I know how annoying it is when my kid steals my thunder! Lol
  
  
• How Would You Save The Environment?
  I would stop people from using the earths resources for crap! I mean oil to make crap toys to get us to go and eat junk food ? what a waste. And coathangers for knickers? Even worse. Plastic bags and useless schools so that you have drive your kids to ...
  
  
• Is this correct grammar?
  The correct grammer( assuming you are in England) is than A goes before a constanant and AN goes before an vowel Anything else just isn't cricket!
  
  
• Cars and bikes (100%)
  Y? you want to steal them?