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Frankitory, you NEVER EVER give a baby honey. Not until they are over 1 year old because of botulism. If you could have salvaged a bit of the formula, that would have been best... but cows milk is probably ok for once or twice. Be prepared to have a...
Know your cycle- that's the best thing. If you follow the typical '28 day cycle' (or close enough to it) then 2 weeks after the last day of your period you will ovulate. You then have about a 48 hour window to conceive. Sperm lives about 3 days, so hav...
The baby-care aisle (teething infants), or next to the toothpaste usually. Sometimes they'll be in the pain-relief section, but not often. You can ask a pharmacist where they keep 'em. :) Try swishing warm water- that helped me better than anything....
You'll need to go to the doctor. He or she will probably prescribe some sort of antibiotic to help with the boils, and possibly an ointment. Unfortunately though, the antibiotics will probably give you another yeast infection. So try wearing loose, cot...
Give birth.
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It's because you feel the need to classify yourselves as 'different' from everybody else. They see your expression of individuality and separatism as a request to be left alone. You single yourselves out by going out of your way to be visually differen...
Though twice a day is a bit much, it's certainly not abnormal! It's not bad for you, and it doesn't make you bad for doing it.
masturbation does not cause pregnancy. Intercourse causes pregnancy. What you need to do is borrow a book from a friend or from the library and get acquainted with your anatomy and the physiological things that are going on with your body. Being educat...
People grow up and forge new friendships. It's what we do. :) You should try it- don't depend on him for your sole source of friendship; you're more than entitled (and capable) of forming new relationships. You're older now... people change. But mos...
I believe it has something to do with the fact that my beloved GOP is no longer what it was. Take McCain for example: Good man, not a doubt in my mind about that- but he's a very liberal thinking Republican. I vote for people on their platforms and the...
It's not Dance, Dance Revolution is it?
Talk to his vet. If it's that bad there's likely something else going on and he should be seen. Always consult a professional when dealing with your pets or children, don't leave it up to the advice of some random teenager on a website. Phone calls to...
In the most BLACK AND WHITE terms, and with the understanding that life is lived in the gray area, and this depicts the majority, not the minority: Pro-Lifers typically are Right Pro-Choicers are typically Left Pro Border Controls- Right Anti-...
Depending on when you had sex, it would be at least a month after that before you would feel any symptoms (ok, 3 weeks, but that is really pushing it. You're probably just upset about the incident- I would be- what he did is technically considered d...
'Spitting'? As in with your mouth? Or are you referring to something else? I've never heard that term used other than people spitting saliva.
Vitamin E is good for skin, hair, and nails. I've heard vitamin K is and iron. Your best bet is to eat a lot of leafy greens (iron and calcium rich- plus a ton of other nutrients) and to take a multi-vitamin specifically for women.
How nice... you want to move out and become dependent on the government for your support. I'm sure the other tax-payers will be lining up to thank you. Way to become a burden on society. Stay with Mom and Dad for a little while longer. It's more aff...
My son has a hermangioma on his face- I know what you mean about it just 'being there'. Facial abnormalities bother Mommies more than babies. :) Glad it doesn't bother him. :)
It would be foolish to try to abort your own baby. You'll likely wind up bleeding to death if you try the old 'punch me in the stomach' routine, or something equally absurd. Personally, I think it's wrong to kill ANY child, but hey, that's why people h...
Don't worry about the girls who don't like you- they don't matter. As long as you are friendly and civil when you meet and interact with people, you have nothing to worry about. If you're very shy, then start talking to people more ('that's a nice shir...
It's a virus- you can use that wart-remover, but I would CERTAINLY recommend talking to his pediatrician about it before you do a single thing to it. I used to get them on my hands (and had one just over my lip) when I was about 4- they used to fre...
Ok- Schizophrenics don't really 'know' they're Schizophrenics. To them, their delusions and illusions are real, and they don't typically recognize them as figments of their sickened imagination. It's a slow spiral downward, not, 'Well she seemed fine T...
1) Yes, it will eventually become damaged. A tip from a friend of mine with super curly hair was to wash it at night, and allow it to mostly air dry. Then she straightens it in the morning (it takes her an hour minimum)... then she doesn't wash it that...
All of the Donkey Kongs are fun, we had X-men, Mortal Combat was WAY fun, super mario, mario kart...
Colorado is great for skiing!! Copper Mountain in Colorado is AWESOME!!! It almost always has excellent powder, the trails are wonderful, and there are never ever crowds. Don't confuse it with Cooper because they're on completely different levels- Coo...
My best friend from high school's mother 'works in a hospital'- she thinks she's as qualified as any of the physicians. I've seen squirrels with better capabilities for doling out medical advice than her. Go on your own. She doesn't HAVE to be there...
CPS does investigate on a lot of adoptions, and depending on your state/city laws, it may be mandatory. Contact a child custody lawyer- you'll have to pay lawyer fees, but that's pretty much the only way to ensure it is done legally without going throu...
Mine get like that every time I wear them out in the snow (which is daily- they're my snow boots)... I find that if you get the whole boot damp with a wash cloth and scrub a bit to raise the texture, then you can't really tell the difference. It helps,...
Pro life. If it is not a LIFE then why abort it? If it is not a baby growing inside you, then there is nothing to worry about is there? Of course it's a life- even if it's just small.
Wow, such a shame... you've obviously been to an awful church. I can testify that I've never been threatened, nor have I ever been handed a single 'empty promise'. Have you ever even been to church? Or are you just going off of what the other fear ...
But not everybody believes they're lies. In fact, the minority in this country believes they're lies. And tons of facts from the Bible (and other holy books) have been scientifically proven true. Lineage and historical events have been validated time a...
You can certainly masturbate during your periods. It's not going to harm anything! I have *heard* that masturbation during and right before your period can mess with it a little because orgasm causes uterine contractions and blood is diverted away from...
The world would be better without ANGRY religions. You cannot destroy faith. Even before Christianity (it's singled out all of the time- yet given the current state of the world, MUSLIMS hold most of the violent groups, were all just too afraid to call...
Something comforting. Manicotti is nice, but it's a little difficult to make. Lasagna is a bit easier (ok, so these are my opinions, and different cooks think differently; it's very subjective lol). If he's a simple food kind of guy, my ex's favori...
I'm glad I could help. I would recommend you tell them now that you've paid their last bills and that this next set (the January 1st ones) is on them. They still have plenty of time to get jobs. Department stores are still hiring for temps, and even i...
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Honestly I see where you are coming from. You are worried about your kids learning and taking responsibility. But they aren't kids anymore; they're adults! Your one child is an Iraqi veteran. He knows how to handle himself! He just isn't because you ar...
No- you're over the age of 21, which in most places is the cut-off. What you can do is find a local high school or college and get information on their GED program. That will give you the equivalent of your high school diploma, but for adults or tee...
Black stool that looks like it has coffee grounds in it or has the consistency of wet coffee grounds is a sign of intestinal bleeding, and requires immediate medical treatment. Pain in the abdomen followed by a change to black stool should be brought...
yet kinda not. that's not the kind of 'story' I was referring to.
I believe you're talking about the Baby Think It Over dolls... their website is www.realityworks.com http://www.realityworks.com/products.html This address should get you to their products list. Why? Did you break yours? :) A girl in our class ran...
The story goes that satan took the FORM of a serpent. It wasn't your typical python or garden variety green snake.
My friend's parents started charging her 'rent' and making her pay for all of her bills when she was 14. When she graduated college they presented her with a check for over well over $15,000 and made her swear not to clue her siblings in on the 'scam'....
Fish lay eggs, they don't give birth. There is probably not enough oxygen in the water, too much ammonia, or some other significant problem. Fish swim upside down when they're dying. :(
It's purely the luck of the draw. There is NOTHING you can, or should attempt to, do to alter an infant's hair one way or the other. It's pure genetics. It's more likely the baby would have a combination of the parents' hair than one or the other. ...
What you put across on a webcam and post online, people can copy and post WHEREVER they want to. All they need is a software program to capture images or video and your private striptease or brownie baking tutorial is everywhere. But clawjaw was righ...
1) Why are you trying to get pregnant at 16? 2) They commonly *tell* people that they won't have a problem conceiving after an abortion, but the simple truth is, when they vacuum the baby out, the placenta is RIPPED from the uterus. That creates a l...
When my son was that little I would put the vicks on the backside of his pacifier. :) It would be under his nose, but not on his skin. Doctor said that was perfectly fine. And where do you live that they told you to intentionally make a sick 2 month...
Sun exposure will make them WORSE! (sun is drying and damaging, it will only compound the stressed condition pregnancy puts on your skin) You should wait until AFTER you've had your baby to begin lightening them by the sun, because yes, it is true, the...