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Clairvoyant Little Boy
There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future.One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish,"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa."The next day his...
Where can a 14-year-old work?
since your 14 its going to be hard finding a job, so you can try going to the supermarket, or you can ask someone you know if they can help you out by giving you something to do and you get payed 4 it
good luck
hoped I helped!!!
Why was my period over a week late?
sometimes my period comes late too but when you have it for a qhile it changes its cycle it may come late or it may come early it may be long or it may be short
What are the benefits of getting a flu shot?
yea the flu shot is just to make ur body amune to the flu to get use to the flu i go it its not that bad but 4 some people when u get the flu shot u get sick afterwards
Should I fight my teacher?(100.00%)
i understand how u feel trust me some teachers get me mad but i try not to do anything because im an junior and i need to focus on my grades because i want to graduate on time so u should think the same just think of it as this when u graduate u wont h...
Is it stupid to be in a band again?
yea i agree its ur decision its not stupid... if thats what u want to be then be it... its ur life do what u want to do... hoped i helped.
Can I legally stop my 17-year-old from moving out?
u can try and take this to court but basically the jugde might ask ur daughter who she wants to live with since she is 17 and has a voice of her own... i think that u should try and talk to her and ask her y she wants to move out... u should also try t...
What is a healthy way to gain weight?
u seem fine to me man i wish that i weigh that much shot i would be glad and who ever has a promblem with ur weight is just jelous
What are good ways to make friends?
i agree with the above... i think that u should be ur self... and also it is good to try things at ur school like clubs can help... it takes some time but soon u will be making friends and also they wont know that u exist if ur too queit try something ...
Do you think this makes sense?
i understand and i think it makes sense... and u are right everyone is here for a reason or god wouldnt have made u
How to spend time with my family when I work all the time?(100.00%)
try taking a break from work ur job is important but ur family is more important ur boss should understand u need a break even when u have kids they need u alot
hoped i helped!!!
u cant spend all ur time with ur family but u should at least spend so...
Should I get my GED?(100.00%)
yea i think that u should get ur ged it can help alot when u want an important job plus u have more options in life if u get it!!!
hoped i helped!!!
How can I get rid of my stepdad?
like they said talk to ur mom tell her how u feel and maybe she might break up with him inform me please!!!
How do I handle being 21 and depressed?
im am so sorry for the way ur life is going reading this story made me want to cry, u are so depressing u need therapy im not trying to joke but u are on ledge of doing sucide soon so u need to see a doctor plase dont do something stupid
hoped i help...
Do cheaters deserve a second chance?
some do it depends on how they are if they cheat more than once than no!!!
they dont deserve a nother chance!!!
hoped i helped!!!
Does his history mean he's cheating on me?
i think that u should break up with him if u dont feel right being with him, u should also do what ever ur heart feels but also use ur brain too!!!
hoped i helped!!!
Will I get to marry Zac Efron someday?
as the others said u might never meet him and he might not be ur type he could be a really stuck up person, people have different sides of them. just because he acts like a different way on tv dont mistake him for being a good person
How do I become an advisor?
i know how u feel when u want to become an advisor, from what i was told u have to use proper grammer, give good advise, greet peoiple and be very patient or u can just ask the dude he can help u.
hoped i helped!!!
How do I get a flat stomach?
i agree with the above u can join a gym or go on a diet there are also pills that u can take
hoped i helped!!!
Am I too short?
u dont seem to short u seem like a good height for your age but why do u want to know?
How do I make money when I'm only 14?
try asking people do they need help
try selling candy bars
or u can try babysitting
u could have done summer youth
but most likely there isnt much jobs for 14 year olds
hoped i helped!!!
How do I save myself before it is too late?
i agree with the above but u should also go to someone u trust and allow them to make sure that u are eating every once and a while
hoped i helped!!!
Would you like to be friends?
hi same here i wouldnt mind being ur friend welcome to the site any questions u have u can ask me and ill try to help
How can I curb nighttime cravings?
it all depends on how old u are and how ur body structure is but if u want to lose weight try excercising and eating less carbs and starch and u should lose weight
hoped i helped!!!
but 135 doesnt seem so bad
Can the doctor tell if I've had sex?(0.00%)
THE DOCTOR WONT KNOW UNLESS U HAVE AN EXAMINATION SO UNLESS U GET THAT U PARENTS WONT KNOW UNLESS U TELL THEM HOPED I HELPED!!!
Am I the right weight?(100.00%)
i agree with the above u seem find and it all depends on ur body shape so yea u should maybe gain a little more weight but ur body should be the way u want it
hoped i helped
How can I get my parents' trust back?
just try to do the best u can do, try to allow them to take some time to think about what u did then every chance u can get u can try to get them to trust u tell them how sorry u are and that u werent thinkin tell them that u want them to be able to t...
Why does this boy get so mad?
but i dont like him i like him as a friend and he doesnt seem like he filrting with me he seems like he hates me
Does it seem like this dude likes me?
i agree he likes u and it doesnt matter if he hangs around with other girls he said that he likes u so thats that so dont ruin wat u have already hoped i helped
Where to go to get a belly ring at 13?
like the sbove said u can go to an tatoo shop or u can go to a jewlery shop they do perceings there so try those places
hoped i helped
Why is this guy so mad at me?(100.00%)
maybe he does like u but he heard or felt that u didnt like him so maybe thats why he is treating u like that u migt have broken his heart u should just ask him why he is treating u the way he is
hoped i helped
How can I make old clothes look cool?
yea like the above said u can cut them into ur own style thats wat i do i cut my jeans into shorts or capris and just decorate it in any style u want hoped i helped
How can I make my breasts bigger?
i agree with the above the only way u can get bigger boobs is by getting surgery but wats the point like they said they hurt ur back mines does
karmen446's Advice
Clairvoyant Little Boy There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future.One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish,"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa."The next day his...
I put it on it so no one would take it
since your 14 its going to be hard finding a job, so you can try going to the supermarket, or you can ask someone you know if they can help you out by giving you something to do and you get payed 4 it good luck hoped I helped!!!
sometimes my period comes late too but when you have it for a qhile it changes its cycle it may come late or it may come early it may be long or it may be short
i rather play paint ball but thats just me if uwant to play it just know that it may sting if u get shot........ karmen
yea the flu shot is just to make ur body amune to the flu to get use to the flu i go it its not that bad but 4 some people when u get the flu shot u get sick afterwards
i understand how u feel trust me some teachers get me mad but i try not to do anything because im an junior and i need to focus on my grades because i want to graduate on time so u should think the same just think of it as this when u graduate u wont h...
yea i agree do u know anything more about this song... so i can try and help u.
yea i agree its ur decision its not stupid... if thats what u want to be then be it... its ur life do what u want to do... hoped i helped.
u can try and take this to court but basically the jugde might ask ur daughter who she wants to live with since she is 17 and has a voice of her own... i think that u should try and talk to her and ask her y she wants to move out... u should also try t...
u seem fine to me man i wish that i weigh that much shot i would be glad and who ever has a promblem with ur weight is just jelous
i agree with the above... i think that u should be ur self... and also it is good to try things at ur school like clubs can help... it takes some time but soon u will be making friends and also they wont know that u exist if ur too queit try something ...
i understand and i think it makes sense... and u are right everyone is here for a reason or god wouldnt have made u
try taking a break from work ur job is important but ur family is more important ur boss should understand u need a break even when u have kids they need u alot hoped i helped!!! u cant spend all ur time with ur family but u should at least spend so...
yea i think that u should get ur ged it can help alot when u want an important job plus u have more options in life if u get it!!! hoped i helped!!!
like they said talk to ur mom tell her how u feel and maybe she might break up with him inform me please!!!
im am so sorry for the way ur life is going reading this story made me want to cry, u are so depressing u need therapy im not trying to joke but u are on ledge of doing sucide soon so u need to see a doctor plase dont do something stupid hoped i help...
some do it depends on how they are if they cheat more than once than no!!! they dont deserve a nother chance!!! hoped i helped!!!
i think that u should break up with him if u dont feel right being with him, u should also do what ever ur heart feels but also use ur brain too!!! hoped i helped!!!
as the others said u might never meet him and he might not be ur type he could be a really stuck up person, people have different sides of them. just because he acts like a different way on tv dont mistake him for being a good person
i know how u feel when u want to become an advisor, from what i was told u have to use proper grammer, give good advise, greet peoiple and be very patient or u can just ask the dude he can help u. hoped i helped!!!
i agree with the one above me!!! conair is really good!!!
well you cant do much and 30 secounds by the time i tike like three breaths id be dead why u ask?
i would like to answer your question but i dont understand it can you please explan what you want to know?
the character in the movie atl ti plays rashad hoped i helped
from what i knoww they dont help out your muscles where did u get that idea from?
i agree with the above u can join a gym or go on a diet there are also pills that u can take hoped i helped!!!
u dont seem to short u seem like a good height for your age but why do u want to know?
try asking people do they need help try selling candy bars or u can try babysitting u could have done summer youth but most likely there isnt much jobs for 14 year olds hoped i helped!!!
i agree with the above but u should also go to someone u trust and allow them to make sure that u are eating every once and a while hoped i helped!!!
hi same here i wouldnt mind being ur friend welcome to the site any questions u have u can ask me and ill try to help
it all depends on how old u are and how ur body structure is but if u want to lose weight try excercising and eating less carbs and starch and u should lose weight hoped i helped!!! but 135 doesnt seem so bad
THE DOCTOR WONT KNOW UNLESS U HAVE AN EXAMINATION SO UNLESS U GET THAT U PARENTS WONT KNOW UNLESS U TELL THEM HOPED I HELPED!!!
i agree with the above u seem find and it all depends on ur body shape so yea u should maybe gain a little more weight but ur body should be the way u want it hoped i helped
i think that ti is the best rapper i like all of his lyrics and i think that he is better than lil wayne but thats my opinion
just try to do the best u can do, try to allow them to take some time to think about what u did then every chance u can get u can try to get them to trust u tell them how sorry u are and that u werent thinkin tell them that u want them to be able to t...
you have to be 18 years old in order to get it with out your parents consent
but i dont like him i like him as a friend and he doesnt seem like he filrting with me he seems like he hates me
i agree he likes u and it doesnt matter if he hangs around with other girls he said that he likes u so thats that so dont ruin wat u have already hoped i helped
like the sbove said u can go to an tatoo shop or u can go to a jewlery shop they do perceings there so try those places hoped i helped
maybe he does like u but he heard or felt that u didnt like him so maybe thats why he is treating u like that u migt have broken his heart u should just ask him why he is treating u the way he is hoped i helped
yea like the above said u can cut them into ur own style thats wat i do i cut my jeans into shorts or capris and just decorate it in any style u want hoped i helped
yes i will help u i dont care wat race or wat eva sex u like ill help u
yea i can help u i will talk to u my cousins are lesbian and i dont care u can talk to me if u want
i think that shes using u and u shouldnt break it up with her because she might tell someone wat u are doing and like they said u can go to jail so becareful wat u do good luck
i agree with the above the only way u can get bigger boobs is by getting surgery but wats the point like they said they hurt ur back mines does
your NOT A SLUT you JUST WANTED TO HAVE A FUN TIME EVERYONE DOES SOMETHING CRAZY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE SO MY ANSWER IS NO
no it doesnt take ur viginity
yea i agree thjats something ushould ask him
that wasnt me sry that was my annoyin cousin who wrote the above!!!