k1ngzl3y's Advice

• please tell me how 2 become fat (0.00%)
  If you want to get fat then lay on your azz ALL day and eat ice cream and twinkies. That should do the trick. Its easy to get fat, its harder to get thin.
  
  
• In love wihh you'r friends boyfriend
  You better not tell your BEST friend something like that if plan to still be friends with her. NO woman will take to kindly to that. Even if they smile in your face and tell you different. In her mind she'll be thinking... "THIS B@%*% HAS GOT TO BE OUT...
  
  
• BF Trouble
  Sorry to say but he sounds delicate az h3ll. If he's young than its cool because he's just a little under-confident, he'll outgrow it with your help. (I didnt look at your age before i responded) But if he's older then there is a problem and I don't bl...
  
  
• crushed...
  You should be happy. At least he made a decision and didnt play games with you. Get over it and move on.
  
  
• How Can I Bear The Pain
  9 out of 10 women bleed a little their first time. Im a man but thats what I've heard ALOT from women and seen from my experience with the two virgins i've had the pleasure to have sex with. WAY, WAY back in the days. lol. Secondly, it wont hurt near a...
  
  
• How can avoid being bullied?
  I'll probably get a bunch of negative feed-back but have you tried standing-up for yourself. Alot of times bullies thrive on fear. If they think you'll defend yourself sometimes they'll leave you alone. I NEVER advocate violence but i got bullied my f...
  
  
• confusing (100.00%)
  May-be. I don't know. He could just be happy that you thought enough about him to give him something. Or he could really just LOVE the gift. Emotions can cause you to say things that later on you find you really don't mean. Love isn't something you ju...
  
  
• Is www.myspace.com just a place to hook up?
  I'd have 2 agree with dawnslight. No matter what site u go to, you'll find people trying to "hook-up" with someone. I don't think ANY of these sites are truly safe because you never know who you're really talking to at first. You never know anyone's ...
  
  
• Employment for young convicted felones
  If you want something other than fast food or construction companies. You should try the employment office in your city. Sometimes they can point you in the right direction.
  
  
• Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
  lol
  
  
• My life is going down the drain
  Don't worry lil lady, things WILL get better. Life is funny that way. I felt like you when I was a freshman in highschool. My senior year I finally got a part-time job at a clothing store and made sure i bought me "something" every paycheck. It didnt m...
  
  
• Hard Hip-Hop
  Almost all "new" albums sell "clean" versions. Same songs and beats but no or very few curse words
  
  
• I mastrubate 3 times a week suggest some tips to stop mastrubating
  you need a woman
  
  
• Men are Confusing
  I like a woman who can cook a mean steak AND su(( a mean di((. So to me... If she can be all of the above then she IS marriage material. I don't think we'll ever be "grown enough" for you picky women. :)
  
  
• lick my butt. (50.00%)
  good luck w/ that. Question for you tho.... If she does lick all in your butthole, do you plan on kissing her?? Neva mind... don't answer that.
  
  
• married man (100.00%)
  "how can i get him out of my life without it being devastating to me?".... YOU CAN'T!! It's going to hurt regardless. There's never an easy way. But thats a VERY, VERY unhealthy relationship. He's being very selfish and you're selling yourself cheap!!...
  
  
• How do I discipline my toddler?
  I have 6 year old twins and i've learned that the reward system has worked well for me. Time-out worked so-so. Even at 3, they didnt like when i took away their favorite toys and made them go to bed or sit in the corner of the living room where they co...
  
  
• What are special methods to write poetry and songs?
  I usually write better when im in a emotional state of mind. Whether thats happy or angry. ill snatch up a pen and a pad and let it flow.
  
  
• Are pus bumps the sign of an STD?
  ummmmmmmmm.... u need to see a doctor.
  
  
• Chronic light headed feeling.
  Your low iron is probably what is causing your light headedness. You should try eating more green vegetables. Or if you need a quick fix then you can buy over-the-counter iron pills. You might even try not smoking so much "chronic". :)