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hey im jasmine.
i am very open minded.
and i love skateboarding!!
its pretty much all i do.
i am also a skateboard collector,
with around 66 in my collection so far.
i have 36 peircings, with more to come.
as well as that i make goth,horror and punk dolls, clothes, shoes, jewelrey, bags and just about everything else,
im also obsessed with the finnish band HIM.
i know a lot about a wide variety of subjects
so im just here to give you all advice really. :]

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To: demosthenes and locke From: joseph1949 If Yoda and I are a couple, we need to get a divorce-real bad!!! thanks, d and l by
To: captainassassin From: joseph1949 I may be a dim bulb, but any light in a sea of darkness is better than no light. Your turn, Yoda!!!
To: rnealw From: joseph1949 Please go to: DOES CHANGING RIMS OM MY CAR AFFECT ITS PERFORMANCE under CARS. Yes, I do have other interests. I think religion and how people think about religion is very important. We have a president who has two...
To: rnealw From: joseph1949 So you missed the part that thedude talked to god. You must read a lot of replies where people say they have talked to god. rnealw, do you talk to god? Is it a two-way ? If it is, oh dear!!! rnealw, trust me, you...
To: rnealw From: joseph1949 Here is thedude's quote: Now, bear with me for a moment, as I just talked to god earlier today, and it's hard to put the divine's thoughts into electronic format (thus the reason we don't have a website where you can ...
To: thedude From: joseph1949 You said you talked to God. How did you know it was God? Thank you
To: funadvice From: joseph1949 I would like to second the requests by britz14 and fototaq and ask you to provide proof that Iraq attacked us first. funadvice, you need to watch something else besides Fox News and listen to someone besides Rush L...
To: rnealw From: joseph1949 rnealw, does your mother know that you used her picture? Someone is going to get a spanking!!! Signed, A light in a sea of darkness
To: rnealw From: joseph1949 As I said, I know you by your replies!!! P.S. As a humor writer, rnealw, I would not quit your day job. Thank you
To:shirely From: joseph1949 Thank you for your reply, shirely. The purpose of the question is to see how people think. There is no "right" or "wrong" answers. Here is my "answer" to the question. A tree is of the natural world. God is of...
To: rnealw From: joseph1949 I give respect where it is due. period. Your replies tell me all I need to know about you, rnealw. Thank you
To: rnealw (a.k.a. scarecrow) From: joseph1949 Scarecrow, I have been doing some introspection lately; you know, navel gazing if you well; and I have come to the conclusion that people of low intelligence have no sense of humor. Scarecrow, do yo...
To: scarecrow (a.k.a. rnealw-scarecrow refers to the scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz movie. And what was the scarecrow looking for? From: joseph1949 scarecrow, based on what you have written above you are in great need of proof that man has evolved. ...
To: fototag From: joseph1949 Thank you for your story. Based on your last statement you say that to find God we must have religious faith. Could not agree with you more!!! If you base your belief in a God on facts, you find that it will lead yo...
To: eleni and filletspam From: joseph1949 I would like to thank you two on your responses. They were correct and to the point. rnealw is like a number of Christians who do not understand that you can have a religion without knowledge of a supre...
To: rnealw From: joseph1949 There are more types of Buddhists then there are hairs on a dog. Their views on the soul and afterlife are over the place. They do not belive in a Supreme Being. What Buddhists think about the soul and afterlife is no...
To: whatup87 From: joseph1949 I think that filletofspam did a very good job. I would like to add my two cents. First, in the near future I will offer the following question: Why did we starting making 16",17", 18", etc. tires. Now, if you are un...
To: eleni From: joseph1949 Very good, eleni. You bet me to the punch. rnealw's answer says nothing about the fact that the original Buddha said nothing about God, Gods, god. or gods. Some people interpet this to mean that he did not believe in...
To: rnealw From: joseph1949 Could you please explain what is Buddhism. Please start when Buddhism first came into existence and end with the present. Eleni would like to have your knowledge on Buddhism. Thank you
To:captainassassin From: joseph1949 You cannot tell me what words I find offensive. Again, read what words I say will get you banned. "little green one" is not prick, moron, etc. This by last reply to you. by What is the first an...
To: captainassassin From: joseph1949 Look again. I say nothing about name calling. I did say certain words would get you banned. You have not used those words. As you can see you are not banned. Again, you are seeing what is not there. captai...
To: captainassassin From: joseph1949 Show me proof that the Standard College Dictionary is dated? What you say is not proof? O.K. You have problem with definitions. You see what is not there. "truly idiotic way" easy now. You may break a...
To: captainassassin From: joseph1949 Christ -- Jesus Christ, Jesus of Nazareth, the founder of the Christian religion. The Messiah whose advent as the Redeemer was foretold by the Jews. The Lord's Anointed. Your definition of Christ does not con...
To: captainassassin From: joseph1949 Here in I will be responding to captainassassin’s past replies. ***Based on the information above I have a terminal case of implicit atheism. I am like a newborn- I.e. they have no idea (knowledge) of God. ...
To: captainassassin From: joseph1949 Quote from captainassassin: I DO know the type (implicit atheism), and your conflictive & sardonic attitude toward Christians and Christianity is a strong indicator that you DON'T fit the bill. My reply: ...
To: xiigzag From: joseph1949 Well, praise the Lord!!! I do believe I see a little bit of sunshine in your reply. You did not directly reply to my question, but, no matter, you did not use the “bad” words so I will reply to your “sunshine” reply. ...
To: captainassassin From: joseph1949 Here is the atheism that I ascribe to: From the following site-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism Implicit vs. explicit Main article: Implicit and explicit atheism Definitions of atheism also vary in...
To:captainassassin From: joseph1949 Thank you for pointing out my typo. I stand corrected. I would like for Christians to send in their replies to my question. I do not believe captainassassin speaks for Christians. I am an atheist because I ...
To: amblessed From: joseph1949 sensei was able to answer amblessed's question before I did, but I can still contribute my two cents- in the three days between the resurrection and crucifixion Christ was doing "dead" based on my reading of the Bible...
To: xiigzag From: joseph1949 It seems we have two misunderstandings. Those banned words were related to a reply to my question. Your “baby” was directed to one of my guidelines. You did not reply to my question, as such!!! The second misundersta...