johnjaystudent's Advice

• What race is the Anti-Christ?
  u noe whose the anti christ, the idiot who asked me what evolution was
  
  
• Is there life after death?
  a better question would be is there hope for stupidity?
  
  
• Where did the spirits go? (0%)
  the spirits went to canada, and now they have become annoying canadians
  
  
• Am I ugly?
  yeah your so ugly you make me look hot even tho I have 18 inch scar on my face hahaa
  
  
• If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
  for asking such a question im shocked that you were evovled into a human LOL just kidding your a cool guy hahaa
  
  
• Is it possible to kill the Devil?
  so what happen if lucifer says sorry to god and say I will never disobey god ever again will god forgive him?
  
  
• Why do I feel Satan inside me?
  I think the only satan inside of you is your need to get laid, go get laid and u'll feel much better
  
  
• How can one speak at the us senate?
  you must have the backing of a roman army, a few legions will scared those poem readers. you also need money because you will lay seige to rome until these old fools grant you the right to speak before the senate.
  
  
• What is God's name?
  Gods real name is...THIS IS JESUS CHRIST...AHHH!! *KICKS SOMEONE OFF THE CLIFF*
  
  
• Who will be the first man to inheret the Kingdom of God?
  do you think god have to pay for parking tickets?
  
  
• Why do people believe in ghosts if no one's seen one?
  I saw a ghost in china, it was scary, oh wait it wasnt a ghost, it was the communist propaganda tv shows I was forced to watch AHH so scaweey
  
  
• How to communicate with a ghost-spirit?
  I got into an argument wit a racist ghost, he said he wont bother me because im chinese LOL
  
  
• Can blind people see in their dreams?
  I am blind but I am typing this message, owned!
  
  
• Do my dreams tell me something?
  I have a dream, where one day a chinese man can deliver his food without getting robbed!
  
  
• 'God Moments' - ever had any?
  he told me to run for the president of the united states