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  • What does this mean?
    its pending the connection. :P (it's waiting for your computer to establish a connection with whatever. Internet, or anything like that..)

  • Anyone unhappy about...tv shows getting canceled?
    they are canceling King of the Hill!? I don't have cable either.. but I watch it with an antenna... their bringing ghost whisperer back on ion television though! :)

  • If I wanted to do situps everyday, how many should I do? (100.00%)
    I'd do 35-50 when you wake up and before you go to bed EVERY DAY for as long as you'd like (a month MINIMUM) and that should work on your abs or whatever really well.. see, you don't want to do too many, otherwise you won't give your muscles enough ti...

  • my exboyfriend who I hook up with wants me to give hime a blow job
    well, it doesnt hurt... might as well try it :P to give him a blow job, jut pull out his thing, and start sucking on it like a sucker... and have him eat you out. search up a position called 69.

  • DO you FIND IT ODD WHEN GUY WRIT LOL OR TTLY??
    laugh out loud talk to you later not to weird.. but it does seem weird guys using language that a lot of "preps" use lol

  • How do I tell my girlfriends parents that she has a boyfriend
    maebee has a point though if they do find out they can have you arrested plus, if you have sex with her, her parents can have you charged as a child molester.

  • How do I tell my girlfriends parents that she has a boyfriend
    well, if her parent's don't know.. my best bet would be to steal their hearts. uhmmm have her tell her parents that she almost got hit by a car, and that you saved her. mow their lawn, for a low price, that way, they get to know you a bit better (i...

  • PLEASE OR B PLEASED???
    I'm a dude and I'd rather eat a girl out than get a blow job. I like pleasing.

  • can you use a condom durring a BJ!!
    ^^^ "mrscobainx3" her answer is 100% correct!

  • How do you extract files
    thank you

  • Future.
    hmmm.. it's hard to say about world politics. politics seem to be a very unstable thing, being as you have to worry about everything. it may be the same, but I am sure there may be more larger countries, so say, maybe canada, mexico, and the U.S beco...

  • Will I get help back if I don't pay my art fee.
    no problem! hope my answer helped! =] let me know if you have any questions about anything, I'll be glad to help!

  • Will I get help back if I don't pay my art fee. (100.00%)
    how big is your fee? because most of the time, they will just keep your reportcard, and the fee carrys on to the next year. ALSO: if you dont have your feee paid by highschool graduation, they can prevent you from graduatiing untill the fee(s) is/are...

  • God exists
    Now, I have a serious question to as you bbb Am I, in your eyes, considered an antheist just because I dont go to church? I do believe in him, and I do believe that he died on the cross for our sins, but I dont feel that I have to go to church just t...

  • How can Christianity say that the Earth is only 6,000 years old? (100.00%)
    Well, I've never heard of the earth being 6,000 years old (im just going to say 6kyo instead of 6,000) but I did find out that they examined earth, and, as you said, it was around 4.5billion years old, but then they looked at some stars, and discovered...

  • Barrack Hussein Obama (0.00%)
    ok, no, I'm not trying to put anyone down, but, unless you have another reason than his name, why wouldnt you like him? No, he is not Muslim, and his DAD named his son's middle name. But yes, I do find it ironic that his name rymes with osama. and als...

  • How can I be happy?
    oops, I appoligize for spelling yor name wrong =[ *xoxelizabeth92 and I also agree with alyboschee. =]

  • How can I be happy? (100.00%)
    ricsta, ir=f you have nothign better to do than to laugh at other peoples pain, then you need t get a life. as for xxxelizabeth92... I know exactly what your going through. except for any girl probelms. those Idont understnad But I guess the best...

  • Am I cute?
    =] yes!!! your like ahmazing! BEAUTIFUL! =]

  • Are there any Native Americans on here?
    I have I think 4 different types of indian in me.. Cheroke, red foot, black foot, and iriquois

  • Why can't I sleep through the night?
    well, so far everyones advice is GREAT! =] I would also like to add: maybe try having soemthing sugary during the day (maybe coffee if you drink it) but make sure its a little bit earlyer that way when you go to sleep, you are starting to crash from...

  • Why do all my Sims die?
    well, make sure they always have their bathroom mood fun and hunger up. every time they wake up, ahve them go to the bathroom then have them serve a meal. make sure they eat till their green, then after they are done eating, have them take a shower/ba...

  • How long can I go without eating?
    Please, dont do this. The longer you go without eating, the worse you get. If you dont eat after a certain period of time, your body will stat to use the energy from your muscles and will slowly deteriorate you.

  • What if I still think I'm fat after counseling?
    Well, I cant really give much advice on this one as to the fact I dont know much about it, but what I can say is that you are beautiful, and that I wish you best of luck =]

  • How to supress random boners while in class?
    rest your arm on your boner and kinda sit foreward and think of something that turns you off make sure to apply some pressure to it while resting arm on it to make it go down

  • Am I hot or not?
    yeap! =]] I wouldnt use the word "hot" though, I would go more along the lines of beautiful! =]

  • What are the signs of pregnancy?
    couldnt have put it better myself. kudos to knowitall8 and sikashimmer! hope everything goes well, -coup

  • When is it too late for an abortion?
    *having

  • When is it too late for an abortion?
    ok, why do people judge other people just because they want to provide a better life for themselves? technically, abortion is NOT!!! murder!! now yes, have abortions exceccivly is wrong, but I mean REALLY!! If you were a teenager who was NOT ready f...

  • What if my friend and I might be pregnant?
    ok, I agree with sue90 and overit and drama kk. go to the hospital/health clinic, have some rape tests done and stds and aids tests done. tell your parents about the fact that you and your mate are suspicous about being raped and I pray to god that...

  • How can I get rid of acne?
    uhmmm well, I may not be an expert, but so far my mom, my friend fred, my friend jerry, my friend mike, my friend nick, and about 12 other of my friends have use OXY spot treament and it has worked GREAT for them... might I suggest you try this?If yo...

  • When's the best time to get pregnant?
    ''ooo yes i can tell you how this works some disagree but me and my wife has tried this, when you have sex mix the positions and what that does is it will jar that pre-sperm down your canal , and the last few minuites before he you know gets off,. you ...

  • Is Santa Claus real? (100.00%)
    well.. Personally, I think its my parents that goes out, buys the presents, hides them, wraps them, then puts them under the tree on christmas eve while im asleep... BUT there is a scientificly proven way that santa IS real. ok, if you start on the...

  • Some good Truth or Dare stuff?
    ok for if your playing with guys dare them to make out with you or a friend ask them to eat you out uhmmm for girls dare them to watch 1 episode of their most hated tv show (thats all i can think of... lol)

  • When should I take a pregnancy test?
    2 weeks

  • Can you help me pick a topic for my poem?
    :) thanks! I will do my best! :[)

  • How do I give him oral sex?
    well... if you honestly really want to, I dont see why not.. but anyways basicly, you suck... sometimes you jerk it and make sure you keep your teeth away i hear some guys like getting their balls played with/ licked ( I just know this because i li...

  • I'm a chef!
    sweet! random, but congratz! lets hope you can make bunches of em! if so, I would totaly eat at a resturaunt that sells nothiing but grilled cheeese! :) but really, good job!

  • What is your Christmas Wishlist?
    hmm... I really would like some ca$h to help out my mom... she cant go to the docotrs becuase she doesnt have health insureance because they took her off the plan, and it costs money for her to go to the doctor and she cant afford it, so I wish I co...

  • Is anyone else obsessed with Family Guy?
    ME!!! Stewie: Damn you lois!

  • What can we talk about?
    ask him what he's interested in.. ask him about any new movies he's seen or any movies he wants to see. ask him about sports and see what he likes.. ask him his favorite game.. play truth or truth with him... (its basicly where you ask someone a questi...

  • What is your favorite musical instrument?
    hmmm... well, drums are fun, but you have to be ready to hear drums and not a song.. Personally, I would go with trumpet. If played right, it can sound beautiful, and it can also be loud if you want it to be... I play the trumpet, and I say as long a...

  • How to help my overweight sister?
    :) yay! I'm glad to hear she's happy! :)

  • Don't we have millions of brothers and sisters?
    instead of getting technical... I AGREE 100%! :D

  • Why is my own question locked so I can't type on it?
    I agree.. I think We (everyoneon funadvice) should ban together and repost any offensive comments, and ask for those people to not be able to do that. Overit for example, is the first one I would have kicked, because for one, you DONT INSuLT PEOPLE!! a...

  • How to help my overweight sister?
    Ok, well... First off, to help with the meal plan, I would advise getting her interested in some sort of activity.. My mom was in swimming, I like soccer, baseball, and football... maybe you should get her interested in a sport. in soccer I lost around...

  • What's a really good quote you live by?
    I actualy have three I live by. two of them have an everyday effect, and one has a everyonce in awhile effect. 'Treat others as you wish to be treated.' 'Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies even closer' 'Of all the things I've lost,...

  • How can I feel better about myself?
    I would advise by starting off at a slow pace. dont take it to fast, or you may possibly be even more shy. I have to say that maybe you should hang around places that the people of your area hang out around. for instance; the teens in my city normaly ...

  • How to get my crush to give me a chance?
    I STRONGLY AGREE with plainwhitets I also have to say that maybe you should try and build up a friendship with him if you can. I have a crush on a very close friend of mine, and I told her last year. We know have a thriving friendship, and I have gott...

  • How to narrate a slide show?
    I do believe that It would help very much if you pre recorded the narroration, and THEN added it to your slideshow (make sure you put it in to stretch the whole slideshow. like you would with music.) hope theis helped! -coup

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