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jillybean's Advice
Movie marathon's with chocolate and a friend (or by yourself) are always fun! Best of luck!
that sounds pretty good. Maybe say something about her seemingly bright future instead of just listing her positive attributes. hugs, Jill
Wait longer than two months! Getting it cut every two months will probably maintain your current length. Or have them trim less when you go. Tell your stylist you're trying to grow your hair out. hugs, Jill
I agree that you'd have better luck with planned parenthood than here. I'd just like to say, I find some of these posts despicable in their attempts to guilt someone who's obviously in a tough situation. I wish you all the best. hugs, Jill
I'm not sure about the certificate, but you would make the student/cartoon combo with a photoshop program. You would (after ensuring the pictures were about equally proportioned) select the student's head, then copy and paste it onto the cartoon pictur...
I agree that red would look really good on you, and it would definitely get you noticed.
Three answers and not one person has suggested reading a book. *sigh* Read a book. hugs, Jill
I love the last line. I don't think "the love grew like a tree" is necessary. It's a nice image but it's cliche and doesn't quite flow. The poem as a whole is lovely, though! hugs, Jill
This may sound closed-minded, but, as soon as I read the product's name, my "Bull Alarm" started screaming. hugs, Jill
Hm...maybe start off with a hypothetical situation...like a student trying to pay attention in a classroom where the students are dressed to distract (mohawks blocking the row behind them, so much skin showing that none of the guys in the class can't c...
If you're a guy, hit yourself in the balls. hugs, Jill
It's not so much the "wrong body" as it is a discrepancy between brain and body. I read that male and female brains are very different. If girl's with a brain like a guy then she's effectively a guy, since our minds, not our bodies, generally define wh...
I can narrow it down to either B or D, but I'm unsure which. I think D but I'm not positive. Sorry, love. hugs, Jill
To clarify, I am, in fact, consuming nothing but water (and the meds). No food, no other beverages.
I feel better when I watch "Legally Blond" and "Miss Congeniality". When I'm feeling sad and lonely I find the best thing to do is watch a romantic comedy I've never seen before and treat myself to junk food. Not a lot of junk food. But some sort of t...
Everyone feels that way at some point, you're not alone. It's not about achieving anything, it's about contributing what you can to make your life fulfilling to you. Eventually, you'll figure out what contribution you want to make, what role you can be...
Neither. It just is.
If you pull out before you cum in her, she can still get pregnant from pre-ejaculatory fluid. She can get pregnant while on her period, yes. She could be pregnant, you can buy a test at any age.Go to a drugstore and buy her one yourself if she won't do...
But we'll have a black man in the presidency. That's something new I guess. So he'll have delivered already. I'm so good at arguing (sarcasm). hugs, Jill
First of all, if you want to make a comeback, you can't give so much thought to consequences. Also, don't feel like you have to be witty and hurt their feelings like they hurt yours. If you say "Why would you say that? It seems really out of line and i...
Yeah, go to Wallgreens or Happy Harry's and ask them about it. There are tons of creams that work pretty well. hugs, Jill
Voice lessons really are the only way to go. Trust me. hugs, Jill
According to evolution, a mutation caused a chicken to be born a chicken. Another animal, similar to a chicken, would have presumably laid a chicken egg. Therefore, in my opinion, the egg came first, but it didn't come from nowhere. hugs, Jill
Wow, you asked this a long time ago. I always thought fruit was free at weight watchers but I'm probably wrong. hugs, Jill
Eat at regular times everyday. Don't let yourself starve and become really hungry because that promotes binging later in the day. People tend to overeat when they're really hungry. The key is balance and moderation. Try something like this at first: ...
Heh, I was responding to the other answer before. I was thinking bronchitis too. Thanks for the input. hugs, Jill
But my chest hurts more than my throat does. Isnt strep throat generally confined to the throat? hugs, Jill
Hey, my dad's an eye doctor and my mom's been wearing cosmetic contacts for years. They're great, you just need to be sure you get the right fit. (Go to the eye doctor, over-the-counter contacts are not good--if they even sell color contacts over-the-c...
The imagery and meaning are beautiful. It seems really sincere. I think you should focus a bit on rhythm. Try and keep the rhythm and meter a bit more consistent and it will make the poem flow. Poetry is like singing. You can have an amazing talent, bu...
Hey, I have green eyes too and my eye routine works beautifully. I start by sweeping the top lid with a light, barely visible layer of of light green shadow. then a deep purple near the end of the lash line and in the crease between the lid and the bro...
When I started at a new school a couple of years ago I remember how scared I was. I was terrified that no one would like me. I got there and there were just so many people. It felt daunting. The worst part was everyone knew each other. It was so tempti...