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  • Whats going on down there?
    that you think it's ecema

  • Whats going on down there?
    tell her the truth

  • Killing animals for meat
    I would eat people, but I think it's against the law. I feel really bad now, I just had bacon and eggs

  • Assembly ideas!
    Again, "cool" kids

  • How to get middle school kids involved in an assembly?
    Get the "cool" kids involved. Anything that involves the "cool" kids is sure to get attention. Kinda pathetic but it's true

  • How do I tell if my Shihtzu is pregnant
    Those are not normal signs of pregnancy for dogs. Have you breed her? It sounds like she may have eaten something she souldn'e have. Cook, then boil some hamburger, mix it with some white rice. Feed her this for a few days, if she doesn't get b...

  • What color shoes should I wear with a teal and white dress?
    Depends on the style of dress. Describe it.

  • Making sure my hair stays straight?
    After you blow dry your hair, take a dab of patrolium jelly and mix it with water. Put it in your hair (BUT NOT TO MUCH OR IT WILL LOOK GREASY). Straighten it, after words wipe you hands flat down your hair (THIS KEEPS IT FROM FRIZZIN. It will be eas...

  • Getting weed out of my system
    Just steer clear of pot.

  • Irregular periods (100.00%)
    You should go to your OBGYN, I had the exact same thing happen. Thought I was pregnant, turned out I had systs on my ovaries. You HAVE to have a full period at least once every 3 months. If you don't your uterus thickens and you may have to get a hi...

  • He wants to take my son
    ok, sweetie you want advise about custody First contact a lawyer Second follow your lawyers advise, this is what they do Look up your local laws If he was over 18 when you had sex and you were 15, some places consider that statitory rape. I...

  • He wants to take my son
    and I never said you were a bad Mother I don't even know you

  • He wants to take my son
    He is not being deprived YOU ARE You need to be a teen, have fun, or you will have a bad life. And I have a daughter My sister was in the same situation as you are. She was young, single, had no money, and people took advantage of her. Sh...

  • Washing & cleansing 'down there'
    You can wash you labia (those are the lips of your vagina). You should never put soap or any other chemical into you vagina. You can get pre-cancerous cell on your cerivex. Your vagina is self cleaning.

  • Down there shavers
    It's the direction you hair grows in. Top to bottom usually. Just doublecheck

  • What are some "dirty" truth or dare ideas?
    To see if a guy you like, likes you. Get him to do something embarrassing, like kiss you feet.

  • Whats going on down there?
    you should see a doctor asap. If you wait to long it could be serious.

  • Down there shavers
    donteathefish and no1princess are both right Hair is to protect the vagina from dirt, but things change, we evolved and wear cloths now. You should take things slow. Try a shaver but only shave you bikini line. After a few days your hair wi...

  • Whats going on down there?
    You should see a doctor right away, especially if you have had unprotected sex.

  • He wants to take my son
    I was looking at your other questions. You act like you have no money but you make several references to going out shopping for clothes, going to bars. Then you say you have no money. You ask how to loss weight, how to cover your pre and post pregna...

  • He wants to take my son
    It would be a good thing, if you love your kid, you will do whats right. It's not your fault you were not prepared to have a child. You need to make a life for yourself before you take the role as a parent.

  • He wants to take my son
    Your pathetic, you would rather get help from complete strangers then from the people closest to you. Is it because they would tell you the same, are you looking for attention, are you anorexic, or are you genuinely concerned, cause if you are Iam giv...

  • He wants to take my son
    I didn't criticize you, you criticized yourself. I gave you the facts of life. The best thing for you and your child, is to give him up temporarily until things are better at home.

  • He wants to take my son (0.00%)
    Actually unless child custody is set by an official, the Father has the same rights as the Mother. And he should but doesn't have to pay child support. For all we know he trys to see his child, but she wont let him. You should how ever worry a...

  • He wants to take my son
    Thats great, but again you cant take care of a child if you don't take care of yourself. Do whats right, find someone who can take care of him. I have seen many people in your shoes. Some give them up for short periods of time, some long. Most ke...

  • I don't want to go to this high school (100.00%)
    Your Mom is doing what she thinks is right. My Mom sent my brother to a school in a different district. She did it because his friends where in a gang and she didn't want him to be influenced by them. Now 13 years later all his friends have be...

  • He wants to take my son
    Where I come from Ottawa, Canada thats how it works. Things are different everywhere you go.

  • He wants to take my son
    Then get help from a family member. All Im saying is that everyone thinks they are good parents, but the fact of the matter is they are not. Whether you like to think so or not, you are putting your child at risk. This early after labor you shou...

  • Length of labor in dogs
    It can take a very long time. Depends on the dog. My female "Maggie" went for about 15 hours. My other dog Emily went for 20 hours stopped for 36 hours went back into labor for another 6 hours. The longer it takes the harder it is on the mother and...

  • He wants to take my son (0.00%)
    if parent (1) is taking care of the child, and parent (2) isn't then what happens is this. if Parent 1 makes more then parent 2, then parent 2 does not have to pay child support. if parent 1 makes less then parent 2, then parent 2 has to pay chil...

  • He wants to take my son (66.67%)
    Just because you try your hardest, doesn't mean your a good Mother. A good parent knows whats best for her child. And if you cant afford to buy YOURSELF food you should let him take the baby. Don't go through court, courts only make things...

  • What does funny smelling pee mean?
    Actually, what your body doesn't absorb turns into a secretion. So if you drink or eat something faster then your body can absorb it, it turns into poo or pee. And if this food or drink has a strong odor, it will naturally go out with the pee or poo....

  • Can a female get pregnant while on top? (0.00%)
    Duh

  • Hair growth
    Get pregnant. lol Just kidding, if your hair isn't growing it is most likely a hormone or diet problem. So if your not eating healthy START! If you eat healthy you should see a doctor, this can be the first sign of something really bad. If your h...

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