jello's Advice page 5

• Who likes this joke
  xD ALWAYS cracks me up
  
  
• I need help with my 360 flip
  dude I cant even ollie xD
  
  
• Hello am I welcome here?
  nope.
  
  
• You did a great website for an online advice.. Thanks..
  its good because its easy to meet pretty cool people. and the advice system is pretty great. but it gets annoying sometimes as well.
  
  
• Anyone like the Devil Wears Prada?
  the band or the movie?
  
  
• Only rate one answer per thread helpful?
  what if... I were to rate an answer helpful, but then later a better answer was added.
  
  
• Read most of the bible and it's stupid, why do so many believe?
  ok... I may be stupid and I know it doesnt matter what I think, but you didnt answer the question.
  
  
• Did you know that you people are oversensitive?
  oh yea forgot to change it
  
  
• Only rate one answer per thread helpful?
  but I developed the habbit of rating every answer that sticks out at all to me.
  
  
• What's the reason for Satan to give temptations to people?
  its not Satan tempting you... its your own natural instinct...
  
  
• Kill the censorship
  xD I think editor's answer was most helpful if you take offense at that maybe its better with the censorship ya?
  
  
• Kill the censorship
  yay now I set myself up for a subscription fee
  
  
• How to tell mom I dont believe in god?
  Take your finger off the shift key for christs sake xD
  
  
• Kill the censorship
  I hate asteriks. with a passion.
  
  
• Lost virginity and condom broke...could I get pregnant?
  use your common sence... which really isnt that common nowadays
  
  
• I am Freakin out
  wow you people are true stupid f*cks. ok swercyma... try drinking lots of water... theres a product you can buy but the name escapes me... try googling it...
  
  
• Haters on the internet and fansites
  Because its FUN to talk about things you hate! Think about it.
  
  
• Low self esteem
  Because life sucks. get used to it!
  
  
• How do I help my friend if he passes out/faints from smoking weed?
  Uhhh why the hell doesnt God want us to do stuff like that? Just look at half the douches in the Bible... most of them were drunk off there a$$es the whole freaking time. And pot cant make you pass out lol...
  
  
• Nothing is helping me lose weight
  try not using the caps lock key.
  
  
• The game bully
  nah it bored me after 10 minutes.
  
  
• Getting a poser off my back?
  tell her what you told us
  
  
• Do you use the unanswered or pending links on the site?
  never used it
  
  
• Ignorant miley haters
  Because shes a bad influence on kids. not to mention shes completely fake, a horrible singer and an even worse actor.
  
  
• What Is Better: Summer School or Night School?
  Whoa, why did you block me lol I'd prefer night school ... why, I dont know.
  
  
• If a tree falls in the forest,
  lol I never got why this question is supposed to be rhetorical ... of course it still makes a sound.
  
  
• Final Fantasy Lovers
  FF12 actually gets really fun, but 10 is my favorite.
  
  
• Would I look good blonde?
  I wouldnt dye it at all I think you look great the way you are. plus brown hair is prettyer then blonde anyway :D and think of this, if you dye it and end up not liking it... itll take a lonnng time to grow back out.
  
  
• Names of mountains?
  sure. 1) Everest - 29,035 ft tall 2) K2 (Godwin Austen) - 28,250 ft 3) Kangchenjunga - 28,169 ft Amd just for the hell of it , the 3 tallest mountains here in the state I live in are Mt Elbert - 14,433 ft Mt Massive - 14,421 ft Mt Harvard - ...
  
  
• Should I be charged with assault?
  if I remember correctly... Assault actually is verbal abuse and verbal only... you SHOULDVE been charged with battery. You didnt verbally threaten anyone so its not assault
  
  
• How do I bond my rabbits? (0.00%)
  get them spade?
  
  
• McCain/Powell
  Why McCain? Vote for McCain ! Doom the country!
  
  
• Has anyone worked on Cadavers before?
  I havent but it seems a little weird... I deff wouldnt have the stomach for that kinda stuff...
  
  
• Ugly lawns, what to do with them. (0.00%)
  just mow the lawn and trim it...?
  
  
• You know that old saying?
  lol well I go to Columbine High School but of course not at the time of that shooting
  
  
• Whats your star sign?
  Tauros
  
  
• Can someone disprove God for me? (50.00%)
  Has anyone SEEN this god you speak of? NOPE why do you beleave in the bastard? because if you do, you get everlasting life and eternal happiness! what a load of crap.
  
  
• Music questions part deus (100.00%)
  lmao... showing our individualism through what someone else has created... why the HELL isnt there a question for favorite keyboardist? I am going to stab u .. in the eye .. with a really hot french fry and with no further adew... 1) Kirk Ham...
  
  
• Oriental Language
  but oriental sounds so much cooler.
  
  
• When did you get a Cell Phone?
  16 and still dont have one.
  
  
• The Program I cant get rid of
  dammit... well thanks anyway
  
  
• The Program I cant get rid of
  Windows XP
  
  
• The Program I cant get rid of
  ok why wont it post the damn pics, just see my page... I uploaded the screenshots there
  
  
• The Program I cant get rid of
  heres the screenshot, for some reason it didnt post above. Note how Windows Movie Maker isnt even on the list but the icon is right there functioning perfectly.
  
  
• How to get rid of mosquito/flea bites scars
  dont scratch them and theyll go away...
  
  
• Music questions part 1 (100.00%)
  wheres part 2? 1. cant think of it off the top of my head...ill come back to it 2. havent found anything really amazing recently... OTEP I guess 3. ... I hardley ever listen to the radio... Somethings telling me that it was Butthole Surfers - Ava...
  
  
• How do we introduce screamo genre in a country like nepal ?
  dude just have your friends listen to it and maybe theyll start to like your music.
  
  
• Fat questions
  yeah, but im also tired of questions asking if im tired of a particular kind of question.
  
  
• Are you all comfortable with desktop computers or laptops? (100.00%)
  a laptop but only if it has a regular mouse because without that I cant control them to save my life.
  
  
• Layouts Anyone?
  I make mine up.